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Heart's Medicine: Hospital Heat is a 3rd season for Heart's Medicine series and is available for iOS, android, pc and steam now. When the hospital has went on fire, Jenny Garcia is in the news. Allison Heart was trapped inside the hospital.

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Character Function Personality History Notes
Allison Heart Medical Intern Goes above and beyond for her patients.

Overthinks everything.

After a rough year, Allison is continuing her internship at Little Creek Hospital.

Proven to be persistent and intelligent, she is sure to rise to the top of the medical world.

Is friends with Emily from the Delicious series.
Emily O'Malley Delicious chef Adorable girl. Emily is Co-starred from Delicious series, in the previous game, is the guest starring. Is friends with Allison.
Jenny Garcia Weather Girl, News Reporter The Fabulous Resident

Likes being in a hangout with her friends.

Although Jenny was first appeared in Fabulous, she starred here.

She tracks the news of what's happening in the whole world.

Best Friend Forever of Angela.
Daniel Summers Head of Little Creek Hospital Ambitious.

Disorganized.

Daniel is currently missing after struggling with a drug addiction, and indirectly causing the death of one of his colleagues.

Allison and Daniel had feelings for each other.

Son of John Summers and Robin Fisher.
Connor McCoy Head of Pediatrics (formerly Physiotherapy) Good with kids, bad with adults.

Tough, but has a soft side.

Connor was there for Allison when Daniel disappeared, and has since become her boyfriend.

He feels he's beaten Daniel in the battle for Allison's affection.

Has had several meetings with HR about his behavior.
Ruth Phelps Head of the Lab and Pathology (formerly Pharmacy) Hard worker.

Will do anything for her friends.

Ruth is best friends with Allison, and often knows how to cheer her up after a long shift.

Currently, Ruth has been having some problems of her own, having received a mysterious letter which seems to have upset her.

Keeps losing her guinea pig, Oliver...
Sophia Gomez Head of the I.C.U (Intensive Care Unit), formerly E.R. (Emergency Room) Complimentary

Not easily phased.

Sophia lost her husband in an ambulance crash.

Shortly after, she stopped working at the E.R. and switched over to the I.C.U.

Strives to stay strong.
John Summer Head Diagnostician Workaholic.

Professional, but an odd-ball.

John is a former head of Little Creek Hospital, but had to step down due to his weakened heart.

John is also Allison's mentor, but it was her who saved his life when he had a heart attack.

Is one of the founders of Little Creek Hospital.
Victor Hamilton Board member Profit oriented.

Holds grudges.

Victor is a member of the Little Creek Hospital board. Father of Mason.
Chance Foley Head of Prenatal Care, Alternative Medicine, and Maternity Ward Friendly and calm.

Clumsy.

Chance is good friends with Allison.

He's a quiet character that likes to keep an eye on the wellbeing of his colleagues, but tends to forget about his own.

Is still hoping to have a department focused on Alternative Medicine.
Robin Fisher Head of Radiology (previously Head of Plastic Surgery) No nonsense.

Professional.

Although she's the head of a department, Robin is also running the hospital in her son's absence.

This way she hopes to save his job, and hide his disappearance from the board.

Previously married to John Summers, mother to Daniel Summers.
David Quinn Head of Surgery Sees patients as numbers.

Vain.

Although Quinn sent Allison away when she first arrived in his department, he has since come to see her potential, and hopes that she will specialize in surgery. Difficult to work with.
Jenny Pope Medical Intern Dedicated student

Optimistic and happy.

Like Allison, Jenny is an intern at Little Creek.

Although she's good at studying, she does not perform well under pressure, and has a history of panicking during emergencies.

Is hoping to go into radiology after her internship.
Michael Owen Head of the Wards Enjoys the little things in life.

Dislikes slackers.

Michael was Allison's teacher in the ward.

Allison helped him reconnect with his father.

Takes exceptional care of his patients.
Mason Hamilton Medical Intern Narcissist.

Competitive.

Due to an administrative error, Mason was assigned to surgery instead of Allison, and has been smug about it ever since. Son of Victor.
Mathilda Heart n/a n/a Mathilda is Allison's mother, although they haven't kept in touch. n/a
Ryan Maples Teen Independent.

Closed personality.

Ryan and Allison meet in pediatrics, where he is a frequent visitor because of his ill health. n/a
Stan Theman Janitor Highly intelligent.

Prankster.

Stan has a history of being left out of games, despite clearly being the most important character in the cast.

He will stop at nothing to make an appearance anyway.

Claims to know who broke the fourth wall.

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Delicious Emily Main cast Emily O'Malley
Delicious 2 Francois Truffaut, Antonio Napoli, Norma, Ziggy
Delicious: Emily's Tea Garden Brad
Delicious: Emily's Taste of Fame Betty, Elvis, Mo, Tashi, Charles, Matthew, Maggie Tyler, Bill Tyler
Delicious: Emily's Holiday Season Angela Napoli, Evelyn Napoli, Edward Napoli, Richard Green, Paul
Delicious: Emily's Childhood Memories Hunter, Stacey
Delicious: Emily's True Love Jimmy, Jean-Paul, Chuck, Carmen, Carlos, Fresco, Philippe Durand, Amelie, Nadia

Patrick O'Malley, Paige O'Malley, Brigid Duffy, Kate O'Malley, Paddy O'Malley, Sharon Stepford, Grace Miriam Stepford

Delicious: Emily's Big Surprise n/a
Delicious: Emily's Wonder Wedding Officer Jackson, Reverend Baylor, Flannery, Gillon, Desmond, Ashling
Delicious: Emily's Honeymoon Cruise (Coming soon)
Delicious: Emily's New Beginning
Delicious: Emily's Home Sweet Home Sharon Stepford, Grace Stepford, Billy Beauford, Billy Beauford Jr., Aaron Mahoney, Marissa Mahoney, Enid Templeton, Earnest Templeton, Samantha Beauford, Moon Blossom, Hemingway, Sun Lotus
Delicious: Emily's Hopes and Fears Allison Heart, Daniel Summers, Connor McCoy, John Summers
Delicious: Emily's Message in a Bottle Gino Napoli, Marco Napoli, Vinicio Napoli, Vittorio Napoli, Bianca Napoli, Arabella
Delicious: Emily's Christmas Carol Mary Claus, Jenny Garcia, George, Holly, Brad, Myra, Amanda
Delicious: Emily's Miracle of Life Tina, Gina, Susan, Andy, Mary-Lynn, Stacey, Britney, Dr. Goldman, Elaine
Delicious: Emily's Moms vs Dads Nora, Bob, Levi, Mike, Chad Stepford, Abigail, Sam
Delicious: Emily's Road Trip Tully Anderson, Alfred (Alfie) Anderson
Delicious World
Delicious: Emily's Bed and Breakfast
Fabulous Angela Fabulous: Angela's Sweet Revenge Angela Napoli, Virginia Hills, Amber "Kitty" Jackson, Jenny Garcia, Killian Murrray, Yum-mee, Sally
Fabulous: Angela's Fashion Fever Cindy, Peter, Magic Max, Lori, Celine, Viola, Bruna, Victoria, Yuna, Truly, Eric, Bob
Fabulous: Angela's High School Reunion Chloe Morgan, Emily O'Malley, Evelyn Napoli, Edward Napoli, Fran Handford, Janet Morgan, Matt Miller, Principal Morgan, Mrs. Stanhope, Keith Miller
Fabulous: Angela's Wedding Disaster Sebastian Worth, Caroline, Yuki Nishimura, Josh Erwin
Fabulous: Angela's True Colors Noemie, Michelle, Sally Milligan, Francois Truffaut
Fabulous: New York to LA Kelly Harper
Heart's Medicine Heart's Medicine: Season One Allison Heart, Ruth Phelps, Daniel Summers, Chance Foley, John Summer, Robin Fisher, Connor McCoy
Heart's Medicine: Time to Heal Emily O'Malley, David Quinn, Jenny Pope, Joe Albright, Sophia Gomez, Michael Owen, Mason Hamilton, Lisa Asher
Heart's Medicine: Hospital Heat Victor Hamilton, Mathilda Heart, Ryan Maples, Sam, Stan Theman
Heart's Medicine: Doctor's Oath and onward (Coming soon)
Dr. Cares Dr. Cares: Pet Rescue 911 Amy Cares, Emily O'Malley, Paige O'Malley, Lisa Fox, Jack Hawkins, Newton, Crystal Upton, Killian Murray, Jasper Kingsley, Sherman, Regina Kingsley, Mr. Kingsley, Jade Kingsley, Patrick O'Malley
Dr. Cares: Amy's Pet Clinic
Dr. Cares: Family Practice Heather Fox, Maria, Alice Cares
Dr. Cares Season 4 (coming soon) (TBA)
Amber's Airline Amber's Airline: High Hopes Amber Hope, Elise Derno, Pamela Idalgo, Karen Scottfield, Emily O'Malley, Allison Heart
Amber's Airline: 7 Wonders Angela Napoli, Jenny Garcia
Parker and Lane Parker and Lane: Criminal Justice Lily Parker, Victor Lane
Parker and Lane: Twisted Minds
Sally's Salon Sally's Salon: Beauty Secrets Sally Milligan, Francois Truffaut, Emily O'Malley, Patrick O'Malley, Paige O'Malley, Angela Napoli, Allison Heart, Evelyn Napoli, Edward Napoli, Jenny Garcia
Sally's Salon: Kiss and Make Up April, Helen, Nathan, Finn, Britney, Hugh J. Rump, Tilly, Rachel, Vincent
Maggie's Movies Maggie's Movies - Camera, Action Maggie Welles
Maggie's Movies: Second Shot
Primrose Lake Welcome to Primrose Lake Jenny Carlyle, Jessica Carlyle
Primrose Lake: Twists of Fate
Others Cathy's Crafts Cathy Bradford, Emily O'Malley, Paige O'Malley
Mary le Chef: Cooking Passion Mary Vanderworth, Emily O'Malley, Richard Vanderworth, Topsy Vanderworth, Jennifer, Peter, Sophie Vanderworth, Tony, Dorothea Lowery, Luigi, Morey
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Mortimer Beckett and the Book of Gold Mortimer Beckett, Kate O'Malley
Hotel Ever After: Ella's Wish Ella Centola
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Other Forces Diaochan/貂蟬, Lu Bu/呂布, Dong Zhuo/董卓, Yuan Shao/袁紹, Zhang Jiao/張角, Meng Huo/孟獲, Zhurong/祝融, Zuo Ci/左慈, Chen Gong/陳宮, Lu Lingqi/呂玲綺
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Snow White franchise Snow White/Margaretha von Waldeck
Cinderella franchise Original Queen Cinderella, Prince/King Charming, Chad Charming, Lady Tremaine, Fairy Godmother, Drizella Tremaine, Anastasia Tremaine
Dreams Come True
A Twist in Time
Sleeping Beauty franchise Aurora, Prince Phillip
The Little Mermaid franchise Original Queen Ariel of Atlantica, Prince Eric, Flounder, Sebastian
Return to the Sea
Ariel's Beginning
Beauty and the Beast Belle, Beast, Cogsworth, Gaston, LeFou, Chip
Aladdin Jasmine of Agrabah, Prince Aladdin
Pocahontas franchise Original Pocahontas, John Rolfe
Journey to a New World
Mulan franchise Original and sequel Fa Mulan, Li Shang
The Princess and the Frog Original Queen Tiana of Maldonia, Prince Naveen of Maldonia, Charlotte La Bouff
Tiana: The Series
Tangled Original film Queen Rapunzel Fitzherbert of Corona, Eugene Fitzherbert/Flynn Rider
Tangled: Ever After
Before Ever After Cassandra
Rapunzel's Tangled Adventure
Sofia the First series Princess Sofia, Princess Amber
Brave Merida of DunBroch
Frozen series Queen Anna Bjorgman of Arendelle, Queen Elsa Frost of Arendelle (aka Elsa Frost of Northuldra), Kristoff Bjorgman, Prince Hans Westergaard of the Southern Isles, Olaf, Sven
Moana Original Chief Moana Waialiki of Montunui
The Series
Raya and the Last Dragon Raya
Descendants
Original Princess Cinderella, Chad Charming, Princess Aurora, Princess Audrey, Princess (later Queen) Belle, Auradon, Ben, Lonnie, Fa Mulan, Li Shang
Mal, Evie, Carlos, Jay, Uma, Dizzy, Celia, Jane, Harry
Other animated characters
The Incredibles Series Original Elastigirl/Helen Parr, Mr. Incredible/Bob Parr, Violet Parr, Dash Parr, Jack-Jack Parr
Two Frozone, Voyd, Krushauer, Helectrix
Despicable Me series Original Felonius Gru, Vector Hawkins, Margo Gru, Edith Gru, Agnes Gru
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Toy Story series Original Sheriff Woody Pride, Buzz Lightyear, Hamm, Sarge, Bo Peep
Two Jessica Jane Pride/Jessie
Three
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Big Hero 6 Baymax, Hiro Hamanda, GoGo Tomago, Honey Lemon
Wreck-It Ralph Series Original Sergeant Tamora Jean Calhoun, Fix-It Felix, Jr., Wreck-It Ralph, Vanellope von Schweetz, King Candy, Taffyta Muttonfudge, Crumbelina DiCaramello, Gloyd Orangeboar, Adorabeezle Winterpop, Minty Zaki, Snowanna Rainbeau, Rancis Fluggerbutter, Jubileena Bing-Bing, Swizzle Malarkey, Candlehead, Sour Bill, Zangief, Surge Protector,
Ralph Breaks the Internet Yesss, Spamley
Star Wars Luke Skywalker, Han Solo, Leia Organa, Darth Vader
Mr. Peabody & Sherman Mr. Peabody, Sherman, Penny Peterson
Kingdom Hearts
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  • VO: Stop looking at wires and boxes in every room. Call 1-800-DIRECTV.

Oct 2013

  • Bill: Wait, I think you have the wrong guy here.
  • Narrator: Bill is talking, but the man with the neck tattoo is just not listening.
  • Bill: There's been some kind of mistake.
  • Narrator: If only he was more like Bill's DIRECTV. With DIRECTV Voice Control, all Bill has to say is "find romantic comedies", and there they are.
  • Narrator: Right now, Bill is looking forward to watching Love Actually, and looking forward to blacking out soon.

Nov 2013

  • Dave: Shoot, go away, squirrels
  • Narrator: The squirrels just aren't listening to Dave. No, they don't seem to care what he says.
  • Dave: Back off!
  • Narrator: But his DIRECTV sure does. With DIRECTV Voice Control, Dave can just say "find kids movies", and his young-ins are neck-deep in family fun.
  • Narrator: Oh if only getting the squirrels to stop was as easy as getting a little Ice Age.

Dec 2013

  • Greg: Oh, oh, help!
  • Narrator: Greg cries for help are pretty loud and clear.
  • Greg: Let me help!
  • Greg: Help!
  • Narrator: But try as he might, he just can't seem to get what he's asking for.
  • Greg: Baby!
  • Narrator: Not like with DIRECTV.
  • Narrator: With DIRECTV Voice Control, Greg just says "tune into FXX/Discovery Channel", and he gets tuned right in lickety-split.
  • Greg: Somebody!
  • Narrator: Looks like finding some comedies/reality shows sure is a lot easier than finding that motorcycle he was attached to.

Jan 2014

  • Carl: Um, I just wanted directions.
  • Narrator: Carl wants the mountain people to let him go.
  • Carl: I'd really like to go now.
  • Narrator: But the mountain people just aren't listening. No, they're not like Carl's DIRECTV.
  • With DIRECTV Voice Control, Carl can just say "record FXX at 10 PM tonight," and set a recording from anywhere.
  • Sure is comforting, knowing that when Carl gets away from the crazy hillbillies, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia will be waiting.
Search and record with just your voice. Call 1-800-DIRECTV.

  • Powerful Fan: Just got NFL Sunday Ticket, every game, every Sunday.
  • Fan: Ah yeah? It's not expensive?
  • Powerful Fan: Nah. Close to $2 bucks a game.
  • Fan: Man, I really gotta get that.
  • Powerful Fan: Mm-hmm.
  • (Another football fan drills from the floor.)
  • Football Fan: Guys!
  • Powerful Fan: Got Sunday Ticket?
  • Football Fan: Yes!
  • (Power wind blows one fan smashing through table.)
  • Businessman: Hey, the guys are gonna come over and watch the game on Sunday, you win?
  • Powerful Fan: You've only got cable, right?
  • Businessman: Yeah.
  • Powerful Fan: I'm gonna be in my place watching all the games.
  • Businessman: Huh?
  • Powerful Fan: I got DIRECTV, with NFL Sunday Ticket.
  • Businessman: Hmm... how much that costs game?
  • Powerful Fan: Nothing, it was included.
  • Businessman: You don't have to pay extra to watch all those games.
  • Powerful Fan: That's what included means. Catch you Monday!
  • (Powerful fan and goddess rode out of the business building.)
  • Powerful Fan: Charge!
  • Husband: Mike?
  • (Powerful fan lands on parking path.)
  • Powerful Fan: Now over the Bears are on.
  • Husband: We don't get that game here with cable.
  • Powerful Fan: Just got DIRECTV NFL Sunday Ticket. You can watch your favorite team no matter where you live. It's like we're back in Chicago!
  • Wife: He's going antiquing.
  • Powerful Fan: He's not going antiquing...
  • (Powerful Fan flies up and lands with wooden cabinet.)
  • Powerful Fan: ...but I got you this.
  • (Powerful Fan takes husband up and dives into NFL Sunday Ticket.)
  • Powerful Fan: Dish, get in here. Just got DIRECTV NFL Sunday Ticket.
  • Fan 1: Wow, nice!
  • Powerful Fan: Yeah, switch from cable, now getting every single game, Every Sunday.
  • Fan 1: Oh, every game?
  • Powerful Fan: Yeah. It's gotta be perfect Sundays for your own in boys. You guys have enough room?
  • (Powerful fan splits the sofa in two.)
  • Powerful Fan: There you go, that's better.
  • Powerful Fan: Exciting game, I've got to tell you.
  • Jogger: How are you watching that?
  • Powerful Fan: It's DIRECTV NFL Sunday Ticket. It's awesome I get every game, every Sunday afternoon, live on any device.
  • Jogger: You're kidding.
  • Powerful Fan: No, I'm not kidding. I can watch any game wherever I go.
  • (Powerful fan turns the cable truck around.)
  • Jogger: Man, can't do that with cable.
  • Powerful Fan: That's too bad. You know what, you should check this out. Get on. Nope, come on. Quit fooling around now.
  • Jogger: Slow down!
  • Fan: Man, you just missed an awesome play.
  • Powerful Fan: Uh... no, I didn't. I got DIRECTV NFL Sunday Ticket, lets me watch any game I want, get instant highlights, and have all my fantasy stats in one place.
  • (Powerful fan drinks soda.)
  • Fan: Yeah, I really need to switch from cable.
  • (Powerful fan slides and shatters glass door.)
  • Powerful Fan: Oh yeah, can also do this.
  • Fan: That's amazing.
  • Powerful Fan: Yeah, it is.

2014

  • Football Fan 1: Chris and I have a friendly rivalry: Giants, Cowboys. You know the deal. Oh sure agreed on getting rid of cable and upgrading to DIRECTV with NFL Sunday Ticket.
  • Football Fan 2: It's the only way we can watch our favorite teams every week.
  • Football Fan 1: Sure, we still argue sometimes.
  • Football Fan 2: We're just like any couple really.
  • Become The World's Most Powerful Fan. Get NFL Sunday Ticket now for less than $2 bucks a game. (Call 1-800-GET-SPORTS or visit directv.com/nfl)
  • 2013: Become The World's Most Powerful Fan. Get NFL Sunday Ticket at no extra charge. Call 1-800-DIRECTV.
  • 2014: Become The World's Most Powerful Fan. Get NFL Sunday Ticket included at no extra charge. Call 1-800-DIRECTV.

Am I Pretty?

  • Woman: Do you still think I'm pretty?
  • Man: Of course. I do. What's this about?
  • Woman: Since we got DIRECTV, all you talk about is how we can put TVs anywhere without having to look at those ugly wires.
  • Man: No, baby, I meant the cable wires, not you.
  • Woman: Okay. So you like what you see?
  • A marionette woman takes off her white cover. She reveals the red dress.
  • Man: Yeah, I do.
  • Woman: Yeah?
  • Man: Yeah.
  • Woman: I did it?
  • Man: Yeah
  • Woman: How about that?
  • Man: Yes, it's part of a jazzy.

Father & Son

  • A marionette boy runs to his father, bumping next to the table.
  • Boy: Hey, Dad?
  • Man: Whoa, easy chief. Are you alright?
  • Boy: I heard you tell Mom that wires are ugly.
  • Man: I was talking about the cable wires we used to have dangling from our TVs, but now we have DIRECTV. So we don't have to see those wires anymore.
  • Boy: But, are my wires ugly?
  • Man: No, buddy, no! Your wires... what make you, you little man.
  • The fan caught the wired boy, causing him to fly around in circle.
  • Man: See? You can fly!
  • Boy: This is awesome!
  • Man: I can't do that!
  • A man evades the flying boy.

No More Wires!

  • Man 1: Check it out. Got DIRECTV, and we can put TVs anywhere, without looking at all those wires.
  • Man 2: And I have cable. Why is it so ugly?
  • Man 1: Well, I mean some are...
  • A marionette woman delivers a lemonade.
  • Woman: Some wires are what, honey?
  • Man 2: Really great. It's really great.
  • Woman: Aww...
  • Man 2: Not weird at all.
  • Man 1: Who said that we're weird?
  • Man 2: Nobody's saying weird I didn't.
  • Two people are cross talking.
  • A woman pours the lemonade and spills.
  • Man 2: I might say, I didn't say... Who said weird?
  • Man 1: Weird.
  • Man 2: He said weird. I said... not weird.

Marionettes-In-Law

  • Woman: So, major self comfortable. Oh, and dad, you can watch all your favorite shows in here.
  • Father: It looks like it can't. It's not connected to anything.
  • Man: Yeah, feel we have DIRECTV, so we don't have to see all of those boxes and wires!
  • Father: You lend a problem with wires? You want a dance son?
  • Man: Oh, no.
  • Father-in-law takes off his suit and dances abnormally.
  • Woman (whispers): Stop laughing.
  • Father: No. (laughing)
  • Man: It tickles.
Now you don't need to see cable wires and boxes in every room. Call 1-800-DIRECTV.

  • Rob Lowe: Hi, I'm Rob Lowe, and I have DIRECTV.
  • Super Creepy Rob Lowe: and I'm Super Creepy Rob Lowe, and I have cable.
  • Rob Lowe: With DIRECTV, you get 99.9% signal reliability, now that's reliable.
  • Super Creepy Rob Lowe: And my cable's out, so I'm down at the rec center, watching folks swim.
  • Rob Lowe: I love that I can watch my shows and be worry-free.
  • Super Creepy Rob Lowe: And I love the smell of other people's hair.
  • Painfully Awkward Rob Lowe: And I'm Painfully Awkward Rob Lowe, and I have cable.
  • Rob Lowe: DIRECTV is #1 in customer satisfaction over all cable TV providers.
  • Painfully Awkward Rob Lowe: Your cable you wait forever for them to show up. I hope it's not a girl, or a guy.
  • Rob Lowe: Fact: DIRECTV has been ranked higher than cable for over 10 years.
  • Painfully Awkward Rob Lowe: Fact: I can't go with other people in the room.
  • Crazy Hairy Rob Lowe: And I'm Crazy Hairy Rob Lowe, and I have cable.
  • Rob Lowe: DIRECTV is available everywhere, nationwide.
  • Crazy Hairy Rob Lowe: With cable, you're stuck with whoever's in the area, just like this comb is stuck, right here.
  • Rob Lowe; I have the same incredible TV experience no matter where I live, and I like that.
  • Crazy Hairy Rob Lowe: I have arm hair curtains, and I don't like that.
  • Scrawny Arms Rob Lowe: And I'm Scrawny Arms Rob Lowe, and I have cable.
  • Rob Lowe: DIRECTV is the undisputed leader in sports, which means you can watch the games you want to.
  • Scrawny Arms Rob Lowe: With cable I get to watch some of the games I want to.
  • Rob Lowe: When it comes to sports, with DIRECTV, you have it all.
  • Scrawny Arms Rob Lowe: Looks like I'm not having any mayonnaise.
  • Overly Paranoid Rob Lowe: And I'm overly Paranoid Rob Lowe, and I have cable.
  • Rob Lowe: No other TV provider scores higher in customer satisfaction than DIRECTV.
  • Overly Paranoid Rob Lowe: Cable's got me on hold, which gives me time to figure out what the heck the Pearson's building. What are you up to?
  • Rob Lowe: Did you know that DIRECTV ranked higher than cable for the 14th year in a row?
  • Overly Paranoid Rob Lowe: Did you know they hide listening devices in our cheese?

(Do not attempt. Especially with soft cheese.)

  • Meathead Rob Lowe: And I'm Meathead Rob Lowe, and I have cable!
  • Rob Lowe: With DIRECTV, you get the best picture and sound available.
  • Meathead Rob Lowe: I've got great picture and sound, but I'm talking about that picture, and this sound.
  • Rob Lowe: I can't get over this theater quality experience.
  • Meathead Rob Lowe: And I can't stop saying bro, bro.
  • Peaked in High School Rob Lowe: And I'm Peaked in High School Rob Lowe, and I have cable.
  • Rob Lowe: DIRECTV is wireless, so you can put your TVs anywhere, without having to look at this ugly wires and boxes in every room.
  • Peaked in High School Rob Lowe: Cable isn't Wireless, but you just got to put something in front of them.
  • Rob Lowe: I'm still in awe how great my TVs look.
  • Peaked in High School Rob Lowe: And I'm still captain of the team!
  • Poor Decision Making Rob Lowe: And I'm Poor Decision Making Rob Lowe, and I have cable.
  • Rob Lowe: With DIRECTV, if you tuned in late to the show, you can just restart it from the beginning.
  • Poor Decision Making Rob Lowe: I'm going to miss my show. This shady drifter wants to borrow my car.
  • Rob Lowe: Even if I don't get home in time, with DIRECTV, I just restart my show.
  • Poor Decision Making Rob Lowe: I've just ate this tuna sandwich I found on the bus.
  • Total Deadbeat Rob Lowe: And I'm Total Deadbeat Rob Lowe, and I have cable.
  • Rob Lowe: With DIRECTV, you only need one HD DVR in your house, your family can watch in any room.
  • Total Deadbeat Rob Lowe: My kids were always fighting over what to watch, but that's their stepdad's problem now. Wow!
  • Rob Lowe: DIRECTV lets you record and store up to 200 hours of HD.
  • Total Deadbeat Rob Lowe: I saved $200 bucks by having motel room surgery!
  • Far Less Attractive Rob Lowe: And I'm far less attractive Rob Lowe, and I have cable.
  • Rob Lowe: With DIRECTV, you get 1080p and Dolby 5.1, the industry's best picture and sound.
  • Far Less Attractive Rob Lowe: With cable, you get pictures, and some sound too.
  • Rob Lowe: DIRECTV is a theater quality experience I can have at home, with all my friends.
  • Far Less Attractive Rob Lowe: Uh... I don't.
Don't be like this me. Get rid of cable and upgrade to DIRECTV, call 1-800-DIRECTV.

  • Hannah Davis: Did you know that DIRECTV is wireless, so you can put TVs anywhere, without having to look at ugly wires and boxes in every room. But don't just take it from me, take it straight from my horse's mouth.
  • Horse: It's true what she said, pretty great. You know what else is great, I can talk and sing.
  • Horse: (singing) I'm walking on a beach and there's a lady on my back and the...
  • Hannah Davis: Did you know that DIRECTV rated higher than cable and customer satisfaction for the 14th year in a row? But don't just take my word for it, take it straight from my horse's mouth.
  • Horse: Yes, yes, she's right. Anyway, back to my story. So there I was in Tijuana when this guy comes up to me and says, how would you like to be in show biz, and that's how I met Dickey Wittenberger, horrible agent but a beautiful man.
  • Hannah Davis: Did you know that DIRECTV has 99% singal reliability? But don't just take my word for it, take it straight from my horse's mouth.
  • Horse: You were expecting a horse but you got a goat, and no one wants a goat. DIRECTV don't give you goats, they give you reliable service. Hannah, I think we just nailed this ad.
  • Hannah Davis: Did you know that DIRECTV is available nationwide? You're not stuck with whatever cable company is in your area. But don't just take it from me. Take it straight from my horse's mouth.
  • Horse: It's true what she says, every single word. It's also true that this is the best bath that I've had in ages. Uh, let's move to the knees, Hannah, you haven't even touched my dirty knees. I tend to get more dirty knees.
  • Hannah Davis: Did you know that DIRECTV has 4K, the best picture format available? It's like a theater quality experience in your home. But don't just take my word for it, take it straight from my horse's mouth.
  • Horse: Actually, I wasn’t listening Hannah. I was concentrating on my walking cause I’ve got four-legs, I was like: front-left, front-right, back-left, back-right, it’s more complicated than you have to do, probably.
VO: Get rid of cable and upgrade to DIRECTV, call 1-800-DIRECTV.

  • Eli Manning: Hi, I'm Eli Manning, and I have DIRECTV.
  • Bad Comedian Eli Manning: And I'm Bad Comedian Eli Manning and I got cable! Whaaat?
  • Eli Manning: Only DIRECTV's NFL Sunday Ticket gives you every game, every Sunday, all in stunning HD.
  • Bad Comedian Eli Manning: With cable, I get HD as in "Huge Disappointment".
  • Eli Manning: I get every single play with the most incredible picture.
  • Bad Comedian Eli Manning: You wanna see a picture of my mother-in-law? Neither do I!
  • Eli Manning: Hi, I'm Eli Manning, and I have NFL Sunday Ticket Max. It lets you watch NFL Sunday Ticket games live on all your devices, like your phone, so the games go wherever you go.
  • Miniature Trains Eli Manning: Without Sunday Ticket Max, you can't do all that, so you can spend Sundays with your miniature trains. Hop aboard Mrs. Nesbitt, next stop is Mannington. Choo choo!
  • Tony Romo: Hi, I'm Tony Romo, and I have DIRECTV.
  • Arts and Craftsy Tony Romo: And I'm Arts and Craftsy Tony Romo, and I have cable.
  • Tony Romo: Only DIRECTV's NFL Sunday Ticket lets you watch every single game live, from start to finish.
  • Arts and Craftsy Tony Romo: With cable, you don't get every game, so I channel my frustrations using paper mache.
  • Tony Romo: I can pick out any game I want to watch from the 8 game mix.
  • Arts and Craftsy Tony Romo: I mixed a cupcake and a brownie. I'm calling it a "crownie".
  • Andrew Luck: Hi, I'm Andrew Luck, and I have DIRECTV.
  • Out of control beard Andrew Luck: And I'm out of control beard Andrew Luck, and I have cable.
  • Andrew Luck: Only NFL Sunday Ticket has the fantasy zone channel - it's all things fantasy all in one place.
  • Out of control beard Andrew Luck: With cable, I have to watch the game here, and get fantasy stats here.
  • Andrew Luck: Fantasy Zone takes you play-to-player live so you see everything as it happens.
  • Out of control beard Andrew Luck: I happen to not be wearing a shirt.
  • Andrew Luck: Hi, I'm Andrew Luck, and I have NFL Sunday Ticket. It lets you watch every single NFL game live Sunday afternoon, from start to finish, all in HD, makes your place the place to be on game day.
  • Hide and Seek Andrew Luck: Without Sunday Ticket, you can't get all those games, so you can spend Sunday's playing hide and seek with your cats. Meow. Where are you Mr. Jaffer? I'm going to find you!
  • Randy Moss: Hi, I'm Randy Moss, and I have DIRECTV.
  • Petite Randy Moss: And I'm Petite Randy Moss, and I have cable.
  • Randy Moss: Only DIRECTV's NFL Sunday Ticket lets you watch your favorite team, every Sunday, no matter where you live.
  • Petite Randy Moss: I just moved here. Cable doesn't carry my home team.
  • Randy Moss: I love that I can watch all my old teams like I'm still back there.
  • Petite Randy Moss: And I hate it when they put the Fruity Munch on the top shelf!

Peyton Manning: Hi, I'm Peyton Manning, and I have DIRECTV.

  • Really High Voice Peyton Manning: And I'm really high voice Peyton Manning, and I have cable.
  • Peyton Manning: Only DIRECTV lets you watch NFL Sunday Tickets games live on all your devices.
  • Really High Voice Peyton Manning: With cable, I can't do that. It's like - ahhhhhhh!
  • Peyton Manning: I get to take all the games with me
  • Really High Voice Peyton Manning: I sing with the Four Tunesmen.
  • Camptown ladies sing this song
  • Doo dah, doo Dah
  • Camptown racetrack five miles long
  • Oh the doo dah day
  • Goin’ to run all night (all night)
  • Goin’ to run all day (all day)
  • I bet my money on a bob-tailed nag
  • Somebody bet on the bay.
  • Skinny Legs Peyton Manning: And I'm skinny legs Peyton Manning, and I have cable.
  • Peyton Manning: Only NFL Sunday Ticket exclusively on DIRECTV lets you choose which game to watch on Sunday, perfect for hosting.
  • Skinny Legs Peyton Manning: With cable, you're stuck with whatever game is on, and there goes my socks.
  • Peyton Manning: This is what Sunday's are all about.
  • Skinny Legs Peyton Manning: This box won't flatten!
  • Don't be like this me. Get NFL Sunday Ticket only on DIRECTV. Call 1-800-DIRECTV.
  • Don't be like this me. Upgrade to NFL Sunday Ticket only on DIRECTV. Call 1-800-GET-SPORTS.
  • Don't be like this me. Upgrade to NFL Sunday Ticket Max. Call 1-800-GET-SPORTS.

Oct 4, 2015

  • Hold the phone, because AT&T and DIRECTV are now one! Which means you can access your DVR at the DMV! Change channels while he changes pants! You don't have to be a couch potato, you can be a trained potato! And to let them watch all the shows they love inside the ride that you really kind of ate. Introducing "The All in One Plan," only from DIRECTV and AT&T.

Oct 30, 2015

  • Well, this is a first. AT&T and DIRECTV are now one, so get ready to laugh here, and cry here, scream over here, and freak out over there! And maybe go back to laughing here, and crying there. Try not to laugh here though it's rude, and maybe don't cry here, people will get the wrong idea. Introducing "The All in One Plan," only from DIRECTV and AT&T.

Nov 20, 2015

  • Believe it, AT&T and DIRECTV are now one, which means you can watch in the house, in a treehouse, or even in Miss Pepper Pi's house! Pause in your PJs and hit play during a PB MJ! Nice! And enjoy some cartoons instead of listening to dad's car tunes. Get the "Best of Both Worlds", DIRECTV at home and 2 Wireless lines from DIRECTV and AT&T.

  • Husband: I forgot to record that show.
  • Wife: Now we have to wait forever to see it.
  • Jon Bon Jovi: With DIRECTV, you don't.
  • (music)
  • You see, we got the power to turn back time
  • That show you missed, let's just go back and find
  • And let's go back and choose spicy instead of mild
  • And maybe reconsider having that second child
  • See? That's the power to turn back time.
  • Watch shows you missed right away. Call 1-800-DIRECTV.
    • Husband: Oh, looks like we've missed most of the show.
    • Wife: And there's no way to restart it.
    • Jon Bon Jovi: With DIRECTV, there is.
    • (music)
    • You see, we got the power to turn back time
    • So let's restart the show that started at nine
    • And while we're at it, let's give you back your 'do
    • And give her back the guy she liked before you!
    • Hey! That's the power to turn back time.
    • Get the Ultimate All-Included Bundle. Call 1-800-DIRECTV.
    • Man 1: Oh man, the show's pretty much over.
    • Man 2: Wish we could start it from the beginning.
    • Jon Bon Jovi: With DIRECTV, you can.
    • (music)
    • You see, we got the power to turn back time
    • Let's start over, let's rewind
    • And let's go back and not quit the gym
    • And have a chance to say goodbye to Grampy Tim
    • Oh, that's the power to turn back time.
    • Get the Ultimate All-Included Bundle. Call 1-800-DIRECTV.

  • Will Forte: Ah, the freedom to watch your DIRECTV, with unlimited data from AT&T, the steady stream of entertainment.
  • Your favorite shows, streaming on. You can just keep streaming, and steaming, hello Jim.
  • So much streaming, but I'd really like to go home now. My arms are very tired. SEIZE THE DATA!
    • Will Forte: What is Freedom? Yes, it's riding a horse across fields and stuff, but it's mostly getting to watch your DIRECTV with unlimited data from AT&T. We're setting families free, so they can stream away and not squabble over. Who's using how much? So go, family, watch, freedom! Ha! SEIZE THE DATA!
    • Will Forte: Freedom is in the air, because now you're free to watch your DIRECTV with unlimited data from AT&T. So, snowbound family, you're now free!
    • People stuck in this elevator, man in the trunk, guy caught in a spiderweb, and couple trapped in this relationship - you're all now free to enjoy a whole bunch of stuff! SEIZE THE DATA!
    • Get UNLIMITED DATA when you have AT&T Wireless and DIRECTV. Switch and get up to $650 credits per line.
    • Get our best unlimited plan ever so you can stream and surf all you want with unlimited data from AT&T.

  • Settler: Oh, father, why can't we have DIRECTV like the McGregors do?
  • Jebediah: We're settlers, son. We settle for things. Like having cable instead of DIRECTV.
  • neighbor: Hey Jebediah! How’s it going?
  • Jebediah: Working the land. Hoping for a fertile spring.
  • Neighbor: Alright...
  • Settler: So, we have to live with lower customer satisfaction?
  • Jebediah: I’m afraid so. Now, churn us some butter, boy, and then make your own clothes.
  • Settler: Yes, sir.
    • Lady: Dear, why don't we switch to DIRECTV?
    • Settler: Now, mother, we are settlers. I've settled for cable all my life.
    • Lady: But DIRECTV is the number one in customer satisfaction over cable for 15 years.
    • Settler: We find our satisfaction elsewhere. The boy has his stick and hoop. The girl, her faceless doll, and you have your cabbages.
    • Lady: And you have your foot stomping.
    • Settler: I sure do.
    • Lady: Dear, if we had DIRECTV, we could put TVs anywhere, without looking at cable wires and boxes in every room.
    • Settler: Mother, we are settlers. We settle for cable and the simpler things in life.
    • Little girl: Like our drab clothing.
    • Settler: That's right daughter.
    • Little boy: And homemade haircuts!
    • Settler: Exactly, boy. Besides, if it weren't for wires, how could cousin Tobias give his privacy?
    • Cousin Tobias: Hey, shut the blanket! I need my privacy!
    • Father: Ah, greetings neighbor, neighbor boy.
    • Neighbor: Yeah, so we're just bringing your son home. He really loves our wireless DIRECTV receiver.
    • Father: He should know better. We're settlers. We settle for cable, but let us repay you for your troubles. Fresh milk for the journey home?
    • Neighbor: We live right there.
    • Father: Salted meats?
    • Neighbor: No, thank you.
    • Father: Hats then!
    • Little boy: Ma, Pa? Why do we settle for cable?
    • Mother: Because we're settlers, and that's what we do.
    • Little girl: But with DIRECTV and AT&T, you can get your TV and wireless service from one provider.
    • Father: Are not we your providers? Do we not provide you with this succulent Jackrabbit pie? This Delicious gray water soup? And a single lick off the family lolly every harvest moon?
    • Settler: Pa, I know we settle for cable, but DIRECTV has been number one in customer satisfaction over cable for 15 years.
    • Father: How 'bout over 15 satisfying with that woman over there. Boiling your clothes, Her layers and layers of layers. Hair that I've rarely seen because it's always under that bonnet. And how she fought off that grizzly and made him into these slippers. That's satisfaction, son.
    • Don't be a settler. Get rid of cable and upgrade to DIRECTV, call 1-800-DIRECTV.
    • Don't be a settler. Get a $100 reward card when you switch to DIRECTV.

  • Lionel Richie: It's Peyton, It's Peyton on Sunday Mornings
  • Peyton Manning: You know, with DIRECTV NFL Sunday Ticket, you can watch your favorite team no matter where you live, like Broncos or Colts.
  • Cashier: Cool.
  • Peyton, Ah, 18. The old number. Ooh, I have got a coupon for that one.
  • Lionel Richie: It's Peyton on Sunday Mornings
    • Lionel Richie: It's Peyton, It's Peyton on Sunday Mornings
    • Peyton Manning: E-man!
    • Eli Manning: What's up, Peyton?
    • Peyton Manning: You know, I have DIRECTV NFL Sunday Ticket. I get every game, every Sunday, all in HD.
    • Eli Manning: Uh, yeah, I know that.
    • Peyton Manning: So you want to come over? I'll make nachos!
    • Eli Manning: I can't right now, man. I'm playing.
    • Peyton Manning: Oh yeah, alright. I'll pencil you in for Tuesday.
    • Lionel Richie: It's Peyton on Sunday Mornings
    • Lionel Richie: It's Peyton, It's Peyton on Sunday Mornings
    • Peyton Manning: Do you like football?
    • Elder man: Yeah.
    • Peyton Manning: It's DIRECTV NFL Sunday Ticket. I can watch every Sunday Ticket game live on any device.
    • Elder man: I'm retired. I just sit here, watching nothing.
    • Peyton Manning: Huh.
    • Elder man: If I were you, I'd work as long as you can. Work as long as you can!
    • Lionel Richie: It's Peyton on Sunday Mornings
    • Peyton Manning: Thanks!
    • Get NFL Sunday Ticket only on DIRECTV, and watch live games anywhere.
    • Get NFL Sunday Ticket included at no extra charge, only on DIRECTV.

    VO: There are two potential YOUs this football season.

    • The DIRECTV YOU wants to save Tony Romo from a burning building.
    • The CABLE YOU wants to save half a sandwich for the ride home.
    • The DIRECTV YOU does karaoke with Eli Manning.
    • The CABLE YOU puts on his coat like a toddler.
    • The DIRECTV YOU likes saving puppies with Andrew Luck.
    • The CABLE YOU likes a good turtleneck.
    • The DIRECTV YOU gets every NFL SUNDAY TICKET game live on his devices.
    • The CABLE YOU doesn't, so has plenty of time for brunch.
    • Don't be the CABLE YOU. Get NFL Sunday Ticket only on DIRECTV, and watch games anywhere.
    • Don't be the CABLE YOU. Get NFL Sunday Ticket included at no extra charge, only on DIRECTV.

  • VO: Want to get NFL Sunday Ticket even if you can't get DIRECTV where you live? Well now you can! Want to stream every NFL Sunday Ticket game on campus? Now you can! Want to watch the sunset with Andrew Luck? Now you can! Want to see Tony Romo playing the sax? Eli Manning dressed as a banana? What I look like when I'm saying this? Now you can! But back to getting NFL Sunday Ticket even if you can't get DIRECTV where you live? Now you can! (nflsundayticket.tv)
    • Want to get NFL Sunday Ticket even if you can't get DIRECTV where you live? Well now you can! Want to see Tony Romo playing the sax? Now you can!
    • Want to get NFL Sunday Ticket even if you can't get DIRECTV where you live? Well now you can! Want to see Eli Manning dressed as a banana? Now you can!

  • Allstate[]

    2003

    • Dennis: Last Thanksgiving, about 2 million people tried to deep-fry their turkey. 15 succeeded in setting their houses on fire. At Christmas, there was a lot of driving over the river and through the woods and a little bit of skidding on the ice and taking out grandma's garage door. So while you're celebrating, Allstate will be standing by. Trouble never takes the holiday; neither should your insurance. That's Allstate's stand. Are you in good hands?

  • Dennis: Six children, 18 grandchildren, 35 great-grandchildren. Everyone's there for each other. Need a sit-up? Call Uncle Ray. Need work? Call Aunt Grace. Need insurance? Just ask around. Allstate has helped the family for 59 years starting with great-grandma Johnson. And Allstate has what it takes to be there for generations to come. Experience is what keeps your agent and the family. That's Allstate's stand. Are you in good hands?

  • The music plays while at a party.
  • Dennis; Breaking up is hard to do. Breaking up is easy to do. That's Allstate's stand. Are you in good hands?

  • Dennis: Every 25 seconds, a car stolen. This time it's yours. It's a cold, lonely feeling. You need to know your insurance company is there. Allstate's claim specialists begin processing your claim the second you call, day or night. If your car disappears, your insurance company shouldn't. That's Allstate's stand. Are you in good hands?

  • VO: Imagine this is your baby.
  • The car workers are dismantling the cars.
  • Dennis: If it's smashed, it could end up in a chop shop. Thieves rip off your car and sell it off for parts.
  • The car workers are storing the parts.
  • Dennis: They profit while we pay millions in higher insurance rates. That's not right. Allstate 600 person fraud team is on it, spotting scams like these so ultimately, you pay less.
  • The police team come to the chop shop.
  • Dennis: Crime doesn't pay, neither should you. That's Allstate's stand. Are you in good hands?

  • 60-second version

    • 'From Where You Are' by Lifehouse plays.
    • The teenagers are driving in one direction.
    • VO: Every year, nearly 6,000 teenagers go out for a drive, and never come back. Just talking to them can change them.
    • Start the Conversation with the Parent-Teen Driving Contract.

    2007

    • The teens are driving.
    • Dennis: Every year, nearly 6,000 teenagers go out for a drive, and never come back. Just talking to them can change them. The Allstate Parent-Teen Driving contract can help. Get yours from an Allstate agent. It's time to make the world a better place to drive. That's Allstate's stand. Are you in good hands?

  • The guy is driving his brand new car.
  • Dennis: Your new car, the ride of your life, do you haven't even made a dent with pennies...
  • When he drives his brand new car, at the city, the collision happens.
  • Dennis: ...and it's gone.
  • Dennis: With "New Car Replacement" from Allstate, if your car is totaled in the first three years, you can get a brand new car, not just the depreciated value. It's time to make your world a better place to drive. That's Allstate's stand. Are you in good hands?
    • The football state driver is stuck.
    • Man 1: You are killing me, bird would.
    • Man 2: Hey. Take the secret shortcut.
    • Man 3: Never heard of the secret shortcut?
    • Man 2: Because it's a secret hand, take it!
    • A team is going down a secret path.
    • Man 3: Not bad for hoot.

    (Do not attempt. Professional driver on closed course.)

    • Man 1: You are protecting this trail for would...
    • Man 2: Once, including now.
    • The car is descending in a secret path and makes a crash landing.
    • VO: now would be a good time to have Accident Forgiveness...
    • Man 2: Not too bad...
    • A black car crushes the top of front "Go State" car.
    • Driver 2: "Tech Rules!"
    • VO: ...or New Car Replacement, your choice auto insurance, only from Allstate. Are you in good hands?

  • Dennis: So you got a good deal on car insurance. Are you sure? If a friend balls your car and something happens, are you covered?
  • Magic 8-ball says "Reply hazy, try again."
  • Dennis: Will your rates go up, if you have an accident?
  • Magic 8-ball says "Cannot predict now."
  • Dennis: An Allstate agent will give you straight answers, helping get the protection that's right for you, and can even save you money. Without an Allstate agent, you're behind the 8-ball. That's Allstate's stand. Are you in good hands?

  • Dennis: Brunch is breakfast and lunch accommodations that saves you money. Here's another: a bottle. It's home and auto, people who switched both of Allstate saved an average of $503 a year. Tasty.
  • Dennis eats some food.

  • 2009 Part 1

    • Dennis: 1931 was not exactly a great year to start a business. But, that's when Allstate opened its doors. And through the 12 recessions since, they've noticed that after the fear subside, a funny thing happens. People start enjoying the small things in life.
    • The people go to the museum.
    • Dennis: A home-cooked meal, time with loved ones, appreciating the things we do have, the things we can count on. It's back to basics. And the basics are good. Protect them. Put them in good hands.

    Part 2

    • The music plays.
    • Dennis: In the last year, we've learned a lot. We've learned that meatloaf and Jenga can actually be more fun than reservations and box seats.
    • A family plays Jenga.
    • Dennis: And who's around the TV, it's more important than how big it is.
    • People watch the TV.
    • Dennis: But the most memorable vacations can happen 10 feet from your front door.
    • Family and kids enjoy the swimming pool.
    • Dennis: The cars aren't for showing how far we've come, but for taking us where we want to go.
    • Dennis: We've learned that the best things in life don't cost much at all, and at Allstate, they don't cost much to protect. So protect them. Put them in Good Hands.

    2007

    • Dennis: Most insurance companies give you a discount for driving safely. But only Allstate gives you that, plus an extra bonus for every 6 months you don't have an accident. And you afford not to be in good hands?

    2007

    • VO: Most of us look at the world like nothing bad will ever happen. An Allstate agent knows that all too often.
    • A flash forward to the fiery house.
    • VO: It does.
    • Then it flashes to the new house.
    • VO: And they offer innovative ways to help protect your world.
    • A flash forward to the accident scene.
    • VO: By Accident Forgiveness.
    • Flashes before the theft.
    • VO: Identity restoration coverage.
    • A flash to the wedding before the funeral.
    • VO: And life insurance, for the unthinkable.
    • Dennis: These days, you need more than just an insurance agent. You need an Allstate agent. Someone who makes it their business to help protect you. That's Allstate's stand. Are you in good hands?

  • The things are flying over the road.
  • Dennis: Think of all the things we do while driving: talk on the phone, grab a quick bite, get ready for work.
  • Dennis: All we're really doing is doubling our chances of having an accident. Most insurance companies give you a discount for doing these things less.
  • The flying objects freeze.
  • Dennis: Only Allstate gives you that plus an extra bonus every six months you don't have an accident.
  • The objects fall down and break.
    • The drivers drive while doing other things.
    • We've all seen them: The Makeup Artist, The Dedicated Investor, Mr. Change-your-pants-while-driving. Multitasking doubles your risk of an accident.
    • Dennis takes the food from a driver.
    • Dennis: Do it a little less, and now Allstate will give you a bonus. Cash off your renewal bill for ever six months you don't have an accident.
    • A woman plays with a dog while driving.
    • Dennis: Part of your choice auto, only from Allstate.
    Dennis: It's time to make the world a better place to drive. That's Allstate's stand. Are you in good hands?

    2006

    • A drivers drives with a coffee on-hand. He hits the brakes hardly, beginning a slow-motion.
    • Dennis: All season radio tires, anti-lock brakes...
    • A drivers throws the coffee.
    • Dennis: ...electronic stability control, they made everything about the automobiles safer, except the driver.
    • A car hits another car.
    • Dennis: Introducing the "Safe Driving Bonus", new from Allstate. With cash off your renewal bill for every six months you don't have one of these. It's time to make the world a better place to drive. That's Allstate's stand. Are you in good hands?

    2008

    • Dennis: Before you hit the road, you probably have a routine. Adjust the mirrors, check. Click your seat belt, find the favorite station, and avoid hitting the mailbox. Check, check, and you get the idea.
    • Most insurance companies give you a discount for driving safely. Only Allstate gives you that, plus an extra bonus check every 6 months you're accident free. For being extra careful, you deserve an extra reward. That's Allstate's stand. And you afford not to be in good hands?
    • Dennis: I'm here with Kasey Kahne, to introduce the Allstate safe driving bonus check. Just drive safe for 6 months...
    • Kasey: ...and Allstate will send a check, right to your mailbox.
    • Dennis: Because the best drivers in the world deserves...
    • The white car hit the race car.
    • Dennis: Wow.
    • The white car windows down and the ladies wave to the racer.
    • Dennis: Like I said, accident forgiveness, part of your choice auto, only from Allstate. Are you in good hands?
    • Violet lady: Great. Just about one.
    • A lady gets a camera to take a picture with a racer and ladies.
    • Lady #2: Super starring in that commercial.

    2010

    • Dennis: Here's a myth: you get nothing for driving safely. Truth: At Allstate, you get a check in the mail, twice a year every year you don't have an accident. The Safe Driving Bonus Check. Dollar for dollar, nobody protects you like Allstate.

    2011

    • VO: You're a safe driver.
    • The cars brake hard to halt in near-collision.
    • VO: Isn't it about time you got paid for being one?
    • Female Agent: Only Allstate will send you an actual bonus check worth up to five percent of your premium every six months you go without an accident. Call an Allstate agent now or 866-601-9500, so you can get the rewards you deserve.
    • The scene where collisions happen.
    • VO: This is not the time to wish you have accident forgiveness.
    • Female Agent: Now is the time to get accident forgiveness from Allstate. Starting the day you sign up, your rates won't go up just because you have an accident, even if it's your fault. Call 866-601-9500 before you drive again.
    • Another scene where collisions happen.
    • VO: This is not the time to wish you had better insurance.
    • Female Agent: You don't have to skimp on quality protection with Allstate. In fact, drivers who switched from GEICO to Allstate saved an average of $473 a year, and you don't have to wait for your current policy to expire. Call 866-601-9500.
    • Dennis: And you afford not to be in good hands?

    2012

    • Woman: Remember when you said men are superior drivers?
    • Man: Yeah.
    • Woman: Yeah, then how do you get it...
    • VO: Allstate safe driving bonus check.
    • Woman: ...so weird, right? My agent Tom said...
    • VO: Only Allstate sends you a bonus check for every six months you're accident free.
    • Woman: ...but I'm a woman. Maybe, it's a misprint. Does it look like a misprint.
    • Dennis: Silence. Ask an Allstate agent about the safe driving bonus check. Are you in good hands?

    2013

    • Dennis: Kim and James, are what you might call overly protective, especially behind the wheel. Nothing wrong with that. In fact, Allstate gives them a bonus twice a year for being safe drivers. The safe driving bonus check, only from Allstate. Are you in good hands?
    • Waiter: Okay ladies, whenever you're ready.
    • Ladies: Thank you.
    • Red lady: I got this.
    • Blonde lady: Oh, no, I'll get it!
    • Red lady: Let me get it.
    • Blonde lady: Uh-uh-uh
    • Red lady: I don’t want you to pay for this.
    • Blonde lady: It’s not happening, honey.
    • Dennis; Let her get it. She got her safe driving bonus check from Allstate last week, and it's her treat.
    • Blonde lady: What about a tip?
    • Dennis: Oh, here's one... get an Allstate agent.
    • Blonde lady: Nice.
    • Female VO: Switch today and get two safe driving bonus checks a year for driving safely only from Allstate. Call 866-905-6500 now.
    • The men are reacting to the Sports TV.
    • Fat fan: Here we go! Hold on man, is that a leak up there?
    • Dennis: That's a drip.
    • Fan #3: Whoo. Okay.
    • The second floor drip cracks open and water spills, causing wreckage.
    • Fan #1: Aah.
    • Dennis: Now that's a leak.
    • Fat fan: That is a leak!
    • Dennis: And if you don't have Allstate Renters Insurance, game over!
    • Female VO: Protect your valuables from things like water damage, for as low as $4 a month when you add renters insurance to your Allstate auto policy. Call 866-905-6500 now. Plus, drivers who switched saved an average of $498 a year.
    • Dennis: Just a few more ways Allstate is changing car insurance for good.
    • Female VO: Call and Allstate agent and get a quote now.

    2017

    • Driver: It's okay that everybody ignores me when I drive. It's fine, because I get a safe driving bonus check every six months I'm accident free. Because I don't use my cell phone when I'm driving. Even though my family does and leaves me all alone. Here's something else I don't share it with mom I don't. Right, Mom? I have a brand new putter you don't even know about. It's awesome.
    • VO: Safe driving bonus checks only from Allstate.
    • Driver: Sometimes I leave the seat up on purpose.
    • VO: Switching to Allstate is worth it.

    2009

    • A car collides with another car.
    • VO: You get hit while making a left, you're at fault.
    • A flash to the driver.
    • VO: But what if you were set up? It's called the "Drive Down Scam".
    • The guy waves.
    • VO: When guy waves you on, then blocks your way. While his accomplice...
    • Another car hits one car.
    • VO: ...finishes the job.
    • The car goes.
    • Dennis: Scams like this can add hundreds to your insurance bill. That's why Allstate has a dedicated fraud team, fighting fraud helps keep your insurance affordable. That's Allstate's stand. Are you in good hands?

  • Dennis: What would you say if I told you that drivers who switched from GEICO to Allstate saved an average of $473 a year?
  • Man: No way!
  • Dennis: Way!
  • A man closes the trash.

  • Dennis: Heard that saying "less is more"? But with Allstate, more is actually less. The more policies you switch, the less you pay. Discounts for combining your car insurance with home insurance, motorcycle, ATV, boat, another car, motor scooter, motor homes, snowmobiles...

  • Dennis: Trouble never sleeps, but sometimes Allstate agents have to. They're only human, but don't worry. The Good Hands are always available day and night, by phone and online. Good night!
  • Brad: Take care.
  • Brad leaves the building.

  • Dennis: Have an accident, and your rates could shoot up as much as 40 percent just because of it. But with Allstate Accident Forgiveness, they'll shoot up exactly zero. Can you afford not to be in good hands?
  • 2007

    • There was a normal traffic. A speeding car crashed into a car with a mother. The car spun wildly.
    • Dennis: If you saw that coming, call any insurance company. If you didn't, call Allstate.
    • Woman gets off the car with her son.
    • Dennis: Only Allstate has accident forgiveness, starting the day you sign up, not three years later. It's time to make the world a better place to drive. That's Allstate's stand. Are you in good hands?

    2009

    • Dennis: When that light stays yellow for three seconds...
    • The cars beep in the intersection.
    • Dennis: ...or six. If the tire shreds, where will it land?
    • The traffic is flowing while one car door opens.
    • Dennis: Uncertainly on the road can lead to an accident. That's why there's "Accident Forgiveness." Now your rates won't go up just because of an accident. It's time to make the world a better place to drive. That's Allstate's stand. Are you in good hands?

    2010

    • The kids ride their toy bikes.
    • Woman: What?
    • VO: Now I'll always forgave you, even when you did something wrong. Wouldn't it be nice to get that?
    • The glass jar falls to the floor and shatters. Images involving the accident.
    • VO: The real world?
    • The drivers get out of their cars.
    • Dennis: With Accident Forgiveness, part of your choice auto only from Allstate, your rates won't go up just because of an accident, starting the day you sign up. It's time to make your world a better place to drive. That's Allstate's stand. Are you in good hands?
    • Dennis: Here's the truth: your rates don't have to go up just because of an accident. Now that you get Allstate Accident Forgiveness. It starts the day you sign up.

    2012

    • Dad: My insurance rates are probably gonna double.
    • Girl: But Dad, you've got...
    • VO: Allstate. With Accident Forgiveness, they guarantee your rates won't go up just because of an accident.
    • Dad: Smart kid.
    • VO: Indeed.

    15-second version

    • Dennis: Are you in good hands?

    30-second version

    • Dennis: Ask an Allstate agent about accident forgiveness. Are you in good hands?
    • Male VO: Allstate Accident Forgiveness starts the day you sign up. In Egg Harbor Township in Northfield, call Allstate Marc Ludwig at 609-645-6999.

    2013

    • Dennis: Being 16, Alex thinks he's invincible. His dad knows he's not. That's why Dad got Allstate Accident Forgiveness. It starts the day you sign up.
    • Female VO: With Accident Forgiveness from Allstate, your rates won't go up just because of an accident, even if it's your fault. Call 866-439-0300 now.
    • Dennis: Kim and James, are what you might call overly protective, especially behind the wheel. Nothing wrong with that. In fact, Allstate gives them a bonus twice a year for being safe drivers.
    • Female VO: Get two safe driving bonus checks a year for driving safely. Switch to Allstate today. Call an Allstate agent now and see how much you could save.
    • Dennis: Emily's just starting out, and on a budget, like a ramen noodle every night budget. She thought Allstate car insurance was out of her reach, because she heard about the value plan.
    • Female VO: Switch to the Allstate value plan and see how affordable better protection can be. Call 866-439-0300 now.
    • Dennis: Let an Allstate agent help you save. Are you in good hands?
    • Female VO: Call an Allstate Agent and get a quote now.

    2014

    • The family is chatting.
    • Man: We get going?
    • Woman: Yeah. Happy Birthday, Jack.
    • Jack: Thanks, sweetheart. Take care of my baby girl!
    • Man: No, wait.
    • Woman: You sure you don't want me to drive?
    • Man: Come on. Finally had a few.
    • The man drives a car. It hit the construction truck's back.
    • The man cries.
    • Man: Julie. Julie. Julie.
    • Female VO: And that's why you want Accident Forgiveness from Allstate. It keeps your rates from going up, just because of an accident.
    • The rescue team helps Julie from injuries, getting her into the hospital. The man is wounded.
    • Rescue Team: Can you hear me? Help for me? What’s your first night?
    • Female VO: Talk to your local Allstate agent today. Call 877-288-1100 now.

    2017

    • Man: Mom, Dad, Hi. I had a very minor fender-bender tonight in an unreasonably narrow fast-food drive-through lane. But what a powerful life lesson and don't worry, I've everything handled, I already spoke to our Allstate agent, and I know that we have accident forgiveness, which is so smart on your guy's part. Like the fact that they'll just forgive you.
    • Mom: 4 weeks without the car.
    • Man: Okay. Yep. Good night.
    • VO: With Accident Forgiveness, your rates won't go up just because of an accident. Switching to Allstate is worth it.

  • Woman: I had a nightmare. Dad's got fire. We deliver your mother, and I lost a shoe.
  • Man: Oh, that's awful, and random, but we have insurance. (Perfect may claim our rate will go up.)
  • Mike: Shh. We did it right, yeah, Allstate claim rateguard say rates won't go up just because of a claim.
  • Man: Oh, you're still in a dream?
  • Dennis: No. You're in an Allstate commercial. So get Allstate home insurance with the Claim Rateguard. Good night.
  • Woman: You're so many people on our bedroom.
  • VO: Talk to an Allstate agent and let the good like in.

  • 2013

    • Dennis: Emily's just starting out, and on a budget, like a ramen noodle every night budget. She thought Allstate car insurance was out of her reach, because she heard about the value plan. And saving money with Allstate doesn't stop paying. Kim and James, are what you might call overly protective, especially behind the wheel. Nothing wrong with that. In fact, Allstate gives them a bonus twice a year for being safe drivers.
    • Dennis: Emily's just starting out, and on a budget, like a ramen noodle every night budget. She thought Allstate car insurance was out of her reach, because she heard about the value plan. See how much you could save with Allstate. Are you in good hands?
    • Man gets out of driver’s car.
    • Man 1: My bad.
    • Man 2: Tell me you have good insurance.
    • Man 1: Yep, I’ve got...
    • VO: Allstate.
    • Man 2: Really? I was afraid you'd have some cut-rate policy.
    • Man 1: No, I've got...
    • VO: The Allstate Value Plan. It's their most affordable car insurance, and you still get an Allstate agent.
    • Man 2: I too have...
    • VO: Allstate.
    • Man 2: Same agent and everything.
    • Man 1: It's like we're connected.
    • Man 2: No, we're not.
    • Man 1: Yeah, we are.
    • Man 2: No, we're not.
    • Dennis: The Allstate Value Plan. Dollar for dollar, nobody protects you, like Allstate.
    • a husband talks to a pregnant wife, prepared with a nursery.
    • Husband: Babies are not cheap.
    • Wife: We should switch our car insurance to...
    • VO: Allstate. Their value plan is affordable, and it still comes with an Allstate agent.
    • Husband: I'm so in love with you right now.
    • His wife smiles.
    • Dennis: Dollar for dollar, nobody protects you, like Allstate.
    • Dennis: Are you in good hands?

  • Dennis: Here's a myth: nothing bad will ever happen. The Truth: sooner or later, a little Mayhem hits us all. Today, there will be 15,920 accidents. And that's just cars. If you've got cut-rate insurance, it probably doesn’t make you feel too good. But this will: Allstate can give you a low price without cutting coverage. Dollar for dollar, nobody helps protect your car, your boat, your home, your world from Mayhem, like Allstate.
    • Dennis: There's this myth: that you can't lower your price on car insurance without cutting coverage. Here's the truth: drivers who switched to Allstate save money and got more protection.
    • Dennis: There's a myth: you can't switch car insurance until your policy expires. Here's the truth: you can switch to Allstate whenever you darn well please. And if you get Allstate today, you can get an early signing discount up to an extra 10% off, even better, an Allstate agent and do the switching for you. Let the good hands give you a great price, and make it easier for you.
    • Dennis: Here's the truth: safe drivers cost everybody less. That's why they pay less. But in Allstate, they pay a whole lot less. In fact, safe drivers can save 45% or more on their car insurance. Protect your home with Allstate too, and you can save an extra 10%. Think Allstate's expensive? Think again. Now that you know the truth, let the good hands give you a great price.
    • Dennis: A lot of people think car insurance is one-size-fits-all. Here's the truth: at Allstate you can personalize your car insurance policy to fit your life. Choose your deductible how you pay, your coverage, including features like Accident Forgiveness, and the Safe Driving Bonus Check. No cookie cutter policies at Allstate. Let the good hands give you the protection that fits you at a great price.
    Dennis: Insurance myth: price price price. Insurance truth: protection protection protection. There's a reason you have car insurance to help protect you from the Mayhem out there. Uninsured motorist, falling tree branches, car thieves, texting drivers, the uncertainties you'll find on America's streets and highways. Want to sleep better? Let the Good Hands give you great protection at a great price.

    • The biker arrives at neighbor’s house.
    • Man 1: Back in the saddle.
    • Biker: Gotta fixed up since the accident.
    • Man 2: Sounds like a weed whacker? Yeah (laughs)
    • Man 1: You need an...
    • VO: Allstate agent. They guarantee your bike is always fixed with genuine parts.
    • Biker: Is it that bad?
    • Neighbor: Hey! You are rich?
    • The lawn cutter is active. They laugh.
    • Dennis: Always get genuine parts. Get an Allstate agent. Are you in good hands?

  • The workers are busy doing construction.
  • Worker 2: What's the matter?
  • Worker 1: Uh, trouble with a car insurance claim.
  • Worker 2: Ah, claim trouble!
  • VO: You should just switch to Allstate and get their new Claim Satisfaction Guarantee.
  • Worker 3: Hey, he's right, man.
  • VO: Only Allstate put their money where their mouth is.
  • Manager: Yep.
  • VO: Claim service so good, it's guaranteed.
  • Manager: So I can always count on them. Unlike Randy over there.
  • A worker drills on the ground to create smoke, then he throws the worker hat to the ground.
  • Worker 3: That is one dumb dude.
  • Dennis: The new Claim Satisfaction Guarantee, only from Allstate. Are you in good hands?

  • VO: This little guy is about to make his first deposit.
  • Man: You like to open up his savings account?
  • Woman: Yes.
  • Banker: That'd be great.
  • VO: Thanks to Mom and Dad, and their safe driving bonus check from Allstate.
  • Banker: Oh, look at this safe driving bonus. So you're a safe driver?
  • Baby: No.
  • Dennis: Lucky little fella.
  • Female VO: Only Allstate gives you two safe driving bonus checks a year for driving safe. Get the right protection and the rewards you deserve, only from a local Allstate agent. Plus, call now and save up to 25% on your home insurance when you add an auto policy.
  • Dennis: Just a few more ways the good hands are doing more than ever before.
  • Female VO: See what the personal service of an Allstate agent can do for you. Call 800-317-2541.

  • Dennis: This Mayhem in the world, like it or not, is a part of life. Mayhem doesn't announce himself, doesn't call ahead. Mayhem doesn't care if you're on vacation, or just remodeling kitchen. Or just said, "I do." And all Mayhem may be part of life, with an Allstate agent you don't have to live through it alone. Are you in good hands?

  • Dennis: Hey, can I...
  • Guy: Hold on, one second....
  • Dennis: Sure.
  • The guy writes a note.
  • Guy: Okay... okay, safe drivers save 40%!!!
  • Guy: Guys! guys!
  • The chefs follow the quote.
  • Phil: Check it out! It’s safe drivers save 40%!!!
  • Guy: Safe drivers save 40%!
  • Two cooks: Safe drivers save 40%.
  • Man: That's safe drivers save 40%.
  • Woman: Woman: It is, that's safe drivers save 40%.
  • Man: He's right there.
  • Woman: It's him! He's here.
  • Man: He's right here.
  • Dennis turns to that man.
  • Man: Hi!
  • Dennis: Hey
  • Man: Hey! That's totally him.
  • Woman: It's him!
  • Man: That's totally the guy.
  • VO: Safe drivers do save 40%. Click or call for a quote today.

  • 2020 - present[]

    • Sonny: Looks like they picked the wrong getaway driver.
    • Dennis: They're going to be paying for this for along time.
    • Sonny: They will. But with Accident Forgiveness, Allstate won't raise your rates just because of an accident, even if it's your fault.
    • Director: Cut! Sonny.
    • Sonny: Was that good?
    • Director: Line!
    • Script Supervisor: The desert never lies.
    • Sonny: Isn't that what I said?
    • Script Supervisor: No, you were talking about Allstate and insurance.
    • Sonny: I just... When I...
    • Director: Let's try again. Every back to one.
    • Dennis VO: Accident Forgiveness from Allstate. Click or call for a quote today.

  • 'Morning Song' by Babe Rainbow plays.
  • Trader: It's still warm.
  • Driver: Beautiful.
  • Man: Thanks, mate.
  • Farmer: Oh, Alice says hi!
  • VO: For some of us, our daily journey is a short one. If you don't drive a lot, you save 50% when you Pay Per Mile with Allstate. So you pay less, when you drive less.

  • 'Lovely Day' by Bill Withers plays.
  • A woman wakes up and starts rolling up. She starts attracting the curtains, then the carpet.
  • (Do not attempt. Demonstration only.)

    • A roller goes down the stairs. The roller begins her journey.
    • Girl: Morning!
    • Engineer: Good morning!
    • The hose attaches to the roller. The gardener snaps the hose by the roll.
    • A roller collects the clothes. The girl is feeling the roll.
    • Girl: Excuse me!
    • The waiter loses its cloth. Other people saw the roll coming.
    • The florist detects the roll and suddenly throws the flowers up in the air.
    • VO: This is the feeling of total protection. Now that we protect your identity and mobile phone, as well as your auto, home and life.

  • 'Non, Je Ne Regrette Rien' by Edith Piaf plays.
  • Objects are standing on the car roof.
  • A man looks at the fish bowl and waves.
  • A little girl looks at the jelly as an expression.
  • The fish bowl safety arrived home. A driver gets out of the car with savings on a phone.
  • VO: Smooth driving pays off. With Allstate, the safer you drive, the more you save.

  • 'Cruisin' by Smokey Robinson plays.
  • The astronauts are driving the rover on the moon. They drive off the moon road and lands safely at low gravity. The phone gets off her shoulder.
  • VO: When you drive this smooth, you save with Allstate. The future of auto insurance is here.

  • The driver shakes his head as 'Opportunities' by Pet Shop Boys plays.
  • Female singer: I've got the brains, you've got the looks.
  • Singer: Let's make lots of money.
  • Female singer: You've got the brawn, I've got the brains, Let's make lots of... uh, uh, uh...
  • Duo: Oh, there's a lot of opportunities...
  • The song continues.
  • VO: With Allstate, drivers who switched saved over $700. Saving is easy when you're in good hands. Allstate. Click or call to switch today.

  • This commercial takes place at Valley Marketplace. A person loads the final goods into the trunk.
  • The carts move. A person stacks the shopping carts scattered across the parking lot.
  • VO: The average person has over 100 online accounts, scattered across the internet. But with Allstate's new Digital Footprint, you can control all your data, easy.
  • A persons runs above the shopping cart and jumps off, landing safely.
  • VO: Free in the Allstate app. You've never been in better hands. Allstate. Download for free today.

  • You've never been in better hands. Allstate. Click or call for a quote today.
  • Mayhem[]

    Dear Allstate viewers,

    Since June 2020, Allstate Mayhem Commercials are no longer aired on TV. We thanked "Allstate Mayhem" for all Mayhem and wished him luck on his new projects about restoring the world.

    Beginning July 12th, all Allstate Mayhem commercial scripts will be moved.

    Lots of new exciting TV cultures await you! Thank you for watching!

    "So get Allstate, where good drivers save 40 percent for avoiding Mayhem, like me", Dean Winters said.

    (Demonstration only. Do not attempt.)

    2010-2015[]

    • Mayhem: I'm the key, against your side door.
    • Mayhem draws a scratch on the shield using a key.
    • Mayhem eats leaves as a deer.
    • Mayhem. I'm a wild deer.
    • Mayhem stands on the road. The car hits Mayhem, and Mayhem cracks the windshield. He laughs.
    • Mayhem barks as a puppy, eating food.
    • Mayhem: I'm the puppy that ate your back seat.
    • Mayhem drives as a teenage girl.
    • Mayhem: I'm a typical teenage girl.
    • He receives a text, and the car crashes past the other's car.
    • Mayhem tosses the phone to the back.
    • The wind blows.
    • Mayhem: I'm a random wind storm. Shaky, shaky shaky shaky.
    • The tree branch snaps, falling to a car.
    Mayhem is coming. Are you in good hands?

    • Mayhem barks as a puppy.
    • Mayhem: I'm the puppy that ate your back seat.
    • Mayhem: I'm a random wind storm.
    • Mayhem snaps a branch out of tree, falling to the car.
    • Mayhem: I'm a hot babe out jogging.
    • The driver focuses on the jogger without noticing a hit on the street lantern.
    • Mayhem: Call me Mayhem.
    • The car hit Mayhem's expensive car, causing Mayhem's head to shake up and down.
    • Mayhem: I'm every reason to have the right insurance.
    • The pink SUV crashes past the parked car. Mayhem receives a text message.
    • Mayhem: A lot of you are cutting your coverage and leaving yourselves unprotected. So get Allstate. You can save money and be better protected from Mayhem like me.
    • VO: Mayhem is everywhere. Protect yourself. Are you in good hands?

  • Mayhem: I'm a wild deer, and I'm out here eating leaves and whatnot, when I come across this road, and I'm like, "what is this thing?" That's when you come around the bend, and I freeze in your headlights, because that's what we deer do.
  • The car hits Mayhem (deer), and brakes. The driver's door opens and gets off.
  • Mayhem: If you've got cut-rate insurance, you could be on the hook for thousands. So get Allstate. You could save a few bucks and be better protected from Mayhem like me. (laughs)

  • Mayhem drives a lawn mower.
  • Mayhem: I'm your son. And as you well know I can barely focus on one thing at a time, so between mowing your lawn and football, I choose football. Sorry, Robert. Five dollars doesn't buy my undivided attention. And if you've got cut-rate insurance you might end up with a financial price cut. So get Allstate. You can save money and be better protected from Mayhem, like me.
  • VO: Dollar for dollar, nobody protects your home, car, and boat, like Allstate. (2010)

  • Mayhem: I'm the fourth string quarterback. But due to a pre-game meal of all-you-can-eat calamari, now I'm the first string quarterback.
  • Mayhem high fives a quarterback.
  • Mayhem: But I'm also a transfer student, so I'm a little lost.
  • Quarterbacks begin to crowd and run to the street section.
  • The cars beep and brake, while another car looks at the quarterback and hits the motorbikes while braking.
  • Mayhem: And if you've got cut-rate insurance, your jagged-up rates might make you sick. So get Accident Forgiveness from Allstate and be better protected from Mayhem. like me.
  • Mayhem drops the quarterback helmet.

  • Mayhem: I'm a satellite dish, and the reason you got me was for football, but for today's game, I'm a little fuzzy. So you tried to fix me, and you just made me loose.
  • Mayhem detaches the dish and falls through the arch and into the car.
  • Mayhem: News flash: if you have cut-rate insurance you might not be covered for this. So get Allstate, and protect your house and car from Mayhem, like me.

  • Mayhem: I'm a (typical) teenage girl. My BFF Becky texted says she kissed Johnny, that's a problem, cause I like Johnny.
  • Mayhem tosses the phone to the back.
  • Mayhem: Now, I'm emotionally compromised and - whoopsies.
  • Mayhem's SUV crashes through a car.
  • Mayhem: I'm all... OMG! Becky's not even hot!
  • Shopping girl looks at a damaged car.
  • Mayhem: And If you've got cut-rate insurance, you could be paying for this yourself. So get Allstate. You can save money and be better protected from Mayhem like me.

  • Mayhem: I'm a hot babe out jogging. I'm out making sure this stays at 10, when you drive by.
  • The driver is looking at a jogger, as he jogs.
  • Mayhem: You're checking out my awesome headband, when...
  • The car hits the street lantern, falling near the car.
  • Mayhem: Oops. That's when you find out, your cut-rate insurance? It ain't paying for this. So get Allstate. Save cash and be better protected from Mayhem, like me.

  • Mayhem: I'm your lucky team flag. We've gone through 14 seasons together, but in flag gears, I'm like 130. Now, I'm just holding on like a...
  • Mayhem's flag snaps and lands on a car's windshield.
  • Mayhem: ...grip.
  • The car beeps and rotates left against the shield.
  • Mayhem: And if you've got cut rate insurance, you could be dealing with this mess yourself.
  • Mayhem lands on the ground, the car stops moving.
  • Mayhem: So get Allstate, where agents keep you protected from Mayhem like me.

  • The wind blows.
  • Mayhem: I'm a random wind storm.
  • Mayhem shakes.
  • Mayhem: Shaky, shaky shaky shaky... (laughs)
  • Mayhem: ...shaky shaky!
  • Tree branch snaps, falling to the car. Mayhem blows.
  • 2010

    • Mayhem: And if you named your own price on car insurance, you could be picking up this tab yourself. So get Allstate. You could save some cash and be better protected from Mayhem like me.

    2012

    • Mayhem: And if you've got cut-rate insurance, you could be picking up this tab yourself. So get Allstate. You could save some cash and be better protected from Mayhem like me.

  • Mayhem: I'm a filthy rich executive. I hear the market's down a million points. I freak out. I spilled my large espresso.
  • The car behind Mayhem hits Mayhem's car, making Mayhem's head shakes.
  • Mayhem: The searing pain in my crotch makes me slam on the brakes. Uh oh, your fault.
  • 2010

    • Mayhem: And your 15-minute insurance may not cover my $90,000 car, so I sue you, 'cause that's what I do. So get Allstate. You can save money, and be better protected from mayhem like me.

    2012

    • Mayhem: And your cut-rate insurance may not cover my $90,000 car, so I sue you, 'cause that's what I do. So get Allstate. You can save money, and be better protected from mayhem like me.

  • Mayhem: I'm snow. And just like you, the further into winter we go, the heavier I get. And while your pants struggle to support the heavier you, your roof struggles to support the heavier me. (laughs)
  • Mayhem blows, the snow falls to the roof, and the roof breaks open, crashing to the top of the car.
  • 2010

    • Mayhem: And your cut-rate insurance might not pay for this, so get Allstate. You could save money and be better protected from Mayhem, like me.
    • Mayhem: You like overweighted snow? Prove it on Facebook.

  • Mayhem: I'm your GPS. Turn right up ahead.
  • Driver refuses to turn right; instead he goes straight.
  • Mayhem: You never update me, so now, I'll just have to wing it. I meant turn left up ahead.
  • Driver didn't turn left; instead he goes straight.
  • Mayhem: Recalculating... TURN RIGHT NOW!
  • Mayhem forces the driver to turn right to the wrong way, causing to crash into the parked cars.
  • 2010

    • Mayhem: And your 15-minute insurance might not pay for all this, so get Allstate. You can save money and be better protected from Mayhem, like me.

    2012

    • Mayhem: And your cut-rate insurance might not pay for all this, so get Allstate. You can save money and be better protected from Mayhem, like me.
    • Mayhem: Recalculating!

    30-second version

    • The Christmas song plays.
    • Girl: That one, daddy! It's beautiful!
    • Mayhem: I'm the world's greatest Douglas fir. I'm the perfect shape, I'm the perfect color. My scent? Like making love to a lumberjack.
    • Family: Ten lords-a-leaping, Nine ladies dancing
    • Mayhem: But halfway home, my twine gets loose.
    • Mayhem falls off the car, rolling on a road as a tree.
    • Mayhem: And your cut-rate insurance might not pay for this.
    • The car drives and spins.
    • Mayhem: So get Allstate, where you can save money and be better protected from Mayhem, like me.

    60-second version

    • The Christmas song plays.
    • Girl: That one, daddy! What? It's beautiful!
    • Mom: Oh, it's beautiful!
    • Mayhem: I'm the world's greatest Douglas fir. I'm the perfect shape, I'm the perfect color. My scent? Like making love to a lumberjack.
    • Christmas employee: All right, good enough. You're all set.
    • Mayhem: I've got about 20 minutes before big Don Olson here shoves me in a stand, and covers me in tinsel.
    • Family: Twelve drummers drumming, eleven pipers piping, ten lords-a-leaping, nine ladies dancing, eight maids-a-milking, seven swans-a-swimming, six geese-a-laying, five golden rings, four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves
    • Mayhem: But halfway home, my twine gets loose, and that makes me, your problem.
    • Mayhem falls off the car and rolls like a tree.
    • Mayhem: And if you have cut-rate insurance, you may not be covered for this.
    • The car turns and spins.
    • Mayhem: So get Allstate, where you can save money and be better protected from Mayhem, like me.
    • Family (singing): And a partridge in a pear tree.

  • Mayhem screams as a toddler.
  • Mayhem: Mommy! Mommy mommy mommy mommy!
  • Mayhem: Mommy! Mommy!
  • Mayhem drinks.
  • Mayhem: Mommy!
  • Mayhem tosses things to the front.
  • Mayhem: Mommy! Mommy!

  • Mayhem stocking things to a toilet, making it rain.
  • Mayhem: I'm the kid in 5B who is making it rain in 4B.
  • Mayhem puts one thing into a toilet.
  • Mayhem: Protect your stuff with Allstate Renters Insurance. (laughs)
  • 2013

    • Female VO: Renting is mayhem, so get Allstate Renters Insurance for as low as $4 a month. Just visit Allstaterenters.com or call 855-724-4242 today. Because without renters insurance... you'll be paying for this yourself.

  • Mayhem: I'm a raccoon, and this time in your attic has been the best week of my raccoon life.
  • Mayhem acts as a raccoon.
  • Mayhem: I'm digging, I'm nesting with this fluffy stuff, I've already had like four babies.
  • Mayhem chucks the wood.
  • Mayhem: I'm the smartest raccoon I know.
  • Mayhem unwires the power line.
  • 2011

    • Mayhem: And if you got your home insurance where you got your 15 minute car insurance, you could be paying for this yourself. (laugh)

    2012

    • Mayhem: And if you got your home insurance where you got your cut-rate car insurance, you could be paying for this yourself. (laugh)
    • Mayhem: So get Allstate, you can save money and be better protected from Mayhem like me.

  • Mayhem cheers as a top fan.
  • Mayhem: I'm a streaker.
  • Mayhem runs on the football field while the security chases him.
  • Mayhem: I'm 300 pounds, painted blue, and apart from the cleats, I'm completely naked. (laughs)
  • Mayhem runs out of the stadium.
  • Fan: Go State!
  • Mayhem approaches a black car, making it stops, while the white car crashes to the side of a black car, making it spin.
  • Mayhem: Oops.
  • Mayhem climbs to the affected car.
  • 2011

    • Mayhem: And if you've got 15 minute insurance it might not pay for this. So get Allstate, you can save cash and be better protected from Mayhem, like me.

    2012

    • Mayhem: And if you've got cut-rate insurance it might not pay for this. So get Allstate, you can save cash and be better protected from Mayhem, like me.

  • The angry fans run to the referee who is fleeing out of the stadium as the edge of the car turns wildly and bumps to the parked car.
  • Mayhem: I'm a ref being chased out of town after the worst game of my career.
  • The angry fans throw something to the referee, the car goes on the curb.
  • Mayhem: You forget one down in the whole stadium turned on you.
  • Mayhem turns right through the trees, crashes through the fence while whistling, then he blows.
  • Mayhem: And if you have cut-rate insurance, it may not pay for all this. So get Allstate. You can save money and be better protected from Mayhem like me.

  • 60-second version

    • The car drives with Mayhem holding as a blind spot.
    • Mayhem: I'm your blind spot. And my job is easy. Hide big things. And I'm really good at my job.
    • The driver checks the mirror, she doesn't see the truck, she just saw Mayhem who just made it to driver's door.
    • Mayhem: In fact, I'm blind spot of the mouth.
    • Driver signals left turn.
    • Mayhem: You're good.
    • While changing lanes, the truck crashes to the side of the car driver's door, causing a wild spin. It is shown in slow motion.
    • Mayhem: And if you named your own price on car insurance, you could be paying for this yourself.
    • Mayhem leaves the car and walks to another car.
    • Mayhem: So get Allstate, you could save money and be better protected from Mayhem like me.
    • Mayhem taps the car roof.

    30-second version

    • Mayhem: I'm your blind spot. And my job is easy. Hide big things.
    • Driver signals left turn.
    • Mayhem: You're good.
    • Upon changing lanes without noticing the truck, it crashes to the side of the car driver's door, causing a wild spin.

    2011

    • Mayhem: And if you named your own price on car insurance, you could be paying for this yourself.

    2012

    • Mayhem: And with your cut-rate insurance, you could be paying for this yourself.
    • Mayhem leaves the car and walks to another car.
    • Mayhem: So get Allstate, you could save money and be better protected from Mayhem like me.

  • Mayhem walks with a cell phone.
  • Mayhem: I'm a text walker. I paid more attention to my LOLs and OMGs and the CARs that are about to H-I-T me.
  • The car beeps and brakes, causing a crash.

  • Mayhem is spraying rain into the vehicle.
  • Mayhem: I'm a torrential downpour, and I love open sunroofs. So get Allstate. (laughs)

  • Mayhem sits on the bike.
  • Mayhem: I'm some guy you just met. You listed this midlife crisis on the Internet, and three emails later, you trusted me with a test drive. How hard can this be?
  • Mayhem starts the engine.
  • Mayhem: And if you don't have the right motorcycle insurance, you could be fixing this bike yourself.
  • Mayhem turns right exceedingly and falls down. He spits the motorbike part.
  • Mayhem: So get Allstate. You can save money and be better protected from Mayhem, like me.
  • VO: Dollar for dollar, nobody protects riders from Mayhem, like Allstate.

  • Presenter: Welcome to the 2012 Allstate BCS National Championship. To show how much Allstate loves college football, I'm gonna kick in a Presley long field goal.
  • The presenter places the football on a tee.
  • Presenter: First, let me congratulate both teams on avoiding Mayhem this season.
  • Mayhem blows the football off the tee. The presenter puts the football back on the tee again.
  • Presenter: Allstate has always protected our customers from Mayhem, and now we can guarantee it.
  • Mayhem blows the football off the tee again.
  • Presenter: He blew off the tee again, didn't it?

  • The music plays while the call is on hold.
  • Mayhem: Please continue to hold. The next available claims representative will be with you in 97 minutes. (laughs)
  • Mayhem plays music by a keyboard.
  • Mayhem: And if you got cut-rate insurance, there's nothing you can do about this.
  • The customer throws the phone far away.
  • Mayhem: So get Allstate. The only insurance company that guarantees your claim experience won't be Mayhem, like me.
  • VO: Introducing the Claim Satisfaction Guarantee, only from Allstate.

  • Mayhem is on the basketball scene, attempting to win a final shot.
  • Announcer: ...he puts up the shot for the win!
  • The basketball dunk has failed.
  • Mayhem: It's March, and it's Mayhem. And if you've got cut-rate insurance, you could be wishing it was February.
  • The TV shatters on the car roof.
  • Mayhem: So get Allstate.

  • The final basketball scene is on.
  • Mayhem: I'm a 6'8" power forward from your alma mater. We're one shot away from winning it all. And you couldn't even look away if your kitchen was on fire. Hey, look! Your kitchen's on fire.
  • Mayhem successfully dunked the hoop! The basketball crowd cheers!
  • Mayhem: And if you got your home insurance where you got your cut-rate car insurance, it might not pay for all that. It's March, and it's Mayhem. So get Allstate, where agents help keep you protected from Mayhem like me.

  • Mayhem barks as a dog.
  • Mayhem: I'm your dog. Holding down the fort while you're out catching a movie.
  • Mayhem eats a bone.
  • Mayhem: Lucky for me, your friend showed up with this awesome bone.
  • The ghost thieves took off the chandelier.
  • Mayhem: Hey, you guys are great!
  • Robber Team: Yeah!
  • Mayhem: And if you got your home insurance, where you got your cut-rate car insurance, it might not replace all this.
  • Mayhem gets an electric shock and falls. The thieves drive away with furniture.
  • Mayhem: So get Allstate, you can save money and be better protected from Mayhem...
  • Mayhem shakes his head as a dog.
  • Mayhem: ...like me.

  • The car beeps.
  • Mayhem: If you got cut-rate insurance, it might not pay for all this, so get Allstate.
  • The boys runs away.
  • Mayhem: That's H-O-R-S. Hey, hey! (laughs)
  • VO: Protect your home with an Allstate agent. Are you in good hands?

  • Mayhem: I'm dryer lint.
  • Mayhem gets the dryer lint.
  • Mayhem: I might smell like a spring breeze.
  • Mayhem puts the lint into the dryer.
  • Mayhem: But I'll burn your house down. (laughs) So get Allstate.

  • Mayhem: I'm Golf Ball Sized Hail, get it?
  • Mayhem uses the golf driver club to shoot the ball, breaking through the windows.
  • Mayhem: So get Allstate.
  • Mayhem throws the golf club aside.

  • Mayhem: I'm having a contraction, I'm having a contraction!
  • The driver turns left on red signal, cars beeping.
  • Mayhem: We're in labor. The book says you should stay calm, but this is our first kid and we've chosen to panic.
  • Mayhem: Gun it!
  • The driver presses the gas pedal hard.
  • Mayhem: For the baby.
  • The cars collide.
  • Mayhem: Here it comes!
  • One car collides to another car, making it stop.
  • Mayhem: Out of mommy's way! So get an Allstate agent, and be better protected from Mayhem, like me.
  • Mayhem pops his balloon, indicating his water breaks.

  • Mayhem acts as a wiper blade.
  • Mayhem: I'm your worn out wiper blades.
  • Mayhem keeps wiping.
  • Mayhem: Hey, nice air freshener!
  • The car crashes to the bumper, causing Mayhem to reflect to the sign.
  • Mayhem: And when you got cut-rate car insurance, nobody help make sure you were covered for this. So get an Allstate agent, and be better protected from Mayhem... (laughs)
  • Mayhem (stands and walks): ...like me.

  • Mayhem: I may be an orthodontist, but I know a thing or two about...
  • Mayhem launches the DIY saw through the glass door, hearing it's still active.
  • Mayhem: Perfect.

  • The driver sees Mayhem advertising as car wash. Mayhem washes himself instead of a car. He drops the bucket and runs to the car.

  • Mayhem: I'm the world's worst cleaning lady. Cleanliness was supposed to be my middle name, but then my parents settled on Janet.
  • Mayhem uses a cleaning brush over the vase, causing the vase to fall. Mayhem vacuums the curtain and the aquarium.
  • Mayhem: Now, I'm here in your home having a pretty spectacular Tuesday, but I don't notice the loose rug at the top of your stairs, and that's about to become an issue for me.
  • Mayhem falls off the stairs.
  • Mayhem: And if you've got the wrong home insurance coverage, my medical bills could get expensive. So get Allstate, where agents help keep you protected from Mayhem, like me.

  • Mayhem: I'm your hot water heater. You hardly know I exist, that's too bad. 'Cause if my pressure relief valve gets stuck...
  • The water heater launches as a rocket and Mayhem lands on the ground.
  • Mayhem: ...we hot water heaters can transform into rocket-propelled wrecking balls! And if you got the wrong home insurance coverage, it's your bank account that might explode. So get Allstate.

  • The car is on grill.
  • Mayhem: I'm your tailgate grill. Your buddy was in such a rush to get into the game, he didn’t quite put me out. I see you bought the industrial-sized bottle of lighter fluid. Smart.
  • The SUV explodes and Mayhem launches out of the back car’s door.
  • Mayhem: And if you got cut-rate insurance, you could be paying for this yourself. So get an Allstate agent, and be better protected from Mayhem, like me.

  • A businessman walks on the side of the road. He sees the next gas will be arrives after 37 miles.
  • Mayhem: 'Sup?
  • VO: Are you in good hands?

  • Mayhem: I'm your jumper cables. I can give your battery a second chance of life, or...
  • Mayhem switches the battery.
  • Mayhem: ...should've had good hands roadside assistance from Allstate.
  • VO: Don't let Mayhem leave you stranded. Sign up for Good Hands Roadside Assistance today.

  • Mayhem: I'm a cheap bungee cord. This guy bought me at the gas station.
  • The truck drops the shipment of tailgate things.
  • Mayhem: I'm perfect for holding down a lid on a box of sweaters. But 800 pounds of tailgating gear?
  • The grill slides and falls to the highway road.
  • Mayhem: Nah.
  • The car hits the grill, destroying it and stops.
  • Mayhem: And if you have cut-rate insurance, the biggest hit of the day could be to your wallet.
  • Mayhem gives an air kiss to that.
  • Mayhem: So get an Allstate agent, and be better protected from Mayhem, like me.

  • Mayhem: I'm a timing belt, and I just snapped! (laughs)
  • 30-second version

    • Mayhem removes the engine parts from the car.
    • Dennis: Mayhem is everywhere.
    • Mayhem: Oops.
    • Dennis: That's why Allstate offers it's Vehicle Service Contract. It covers a range of mechanical breakdowns after your manufacturer’s warranty expires, from your transmission to your timing belt. Vehicle Service Contract from Allstate. Are you in good hands?

    15-second version

    • VO: When problems arise, don't rely on a sketchy F&I provider. Get Allstate Dealer Services and be better protected from Mayhem.

  • Mayhem: I'm your father in law.
  • Mayhem drinks.
  • Mayhem: Whoa. (spits) I want yours.
  • Mayhem places the mug.
  • Mayhem: And I know what this meal needs.
  • Mayhem puts the ketchup on the meal.
  • Mayhem: Just give me tomorrow night we'll just order in, right?
  • Mayhem applies the rest of ketchup to the relatives.
  • Mayhem: Has anyone seen a band-aid?
  • Mayhem rings the glass with a utensil.
  • Mayhem: Good news. We're gonna stay for another week.

  • Once upon a time, there was a peaceful land filled with animals. There were two angels living in the forbidden world, the Garden of Eden. The two angels went to the apple tree.
  • Mayhem: I'm a forbidden fruit, and not to brag or nothing, but I'm pretty much the most amazing apple ever.
  • A woman picks his apple boots and eats.
  • Mayhem: Atta girl.
  • The white bird chirps. A man eats an apple.
  • The time travels in the forbidden world, where the dinosaurs extinct, where many lives in Pharaoh went extinct, and Mayhem is a knight.
  • Mayhem: They brought us a horse! Open the gates!
  • The time travels forward. Tower of Pisa leaned. The Golden bell cracked.
  • Mayhem: Moo.
  • Mayhem tosses the lantern to turn into fire. The time keeps traveling forward. From the time the Chicago burned, then to the vehicles turned, after that is the planes flown around, afterwards the snow roof cover fell, and the referees went on strike.
  • Mayhem: You're a ref, you're a ref, you're a ref. Make me proud.
  • Mayhem blows the whistle. Then the time travels to the present day as Mayhem came.
  • Now the time came when Mayhem bitten the apple. Mayhem tosses the forbidden apple to the back.
  • Dennis: Mayhem, has been and always will be everywhere. Are you in good hands?

  • The driver eats fast food trash.
  • Mayhem: I'm a big old bag of fast food trash. Nature lover here has had his fill, now he wants to set me free. Oh!
  • The driver tosses Mayhem to the street, causing a car to collide to a bumper.
  • Mayhem: And if you got cut-rate insurance, you could be paying for this yours-
  • The car hits Mayhem, sliding down through below the car.
  • Mayhem: So get All-
  • Then, the truck hits Mayhem, causing Mayhem to fly down to the hill.
  • Mayhem: So get Allstate, where agents help keep you protected from Mayhem...
  • Mayhem looks at the bears. The bear growls, biting Mayhem.
  • Mayhem: ...like me. (laughs)

  • Mayhem buzzes as a phone.
  • Mayhem: I'm your phone. Stuck down here between your seat and your console, playing a little hide and seek.
  • Mayhem moves himself.
  • Mayhem: Gold? (buzz) Warmer? (buzz buzz) Warmer?
  • The driver's hand touches the phone.
  • Mayhem: Up, boiling.
  • The driver taps the brakes suddenly and crashes to the car. Mayhem's face revealed.
  • Mayhem: Jackpot.
  • The driver and others leave the car, while Mayhem rolls out of the car. Mayhem stands up and buzzes.
  • Mayhem: And if you've got cut-rate car insurance, you could be picking up these charges yourself.
  • Mayhem: So get Allstate, where agents help keep you protected from Mayhem, like me.

  • Mayhem: I'm a warm spring breeze. I've got like 7 billion fans worldwide.
  • Mayhem blows the flower blossom.
  • Mayhem: Poets want to write about me. Antiperspirants want to be like me. And I'm just breezy enough to do this.
  • Mayhem blows the paper towel to the flaming stove with kettle. The flames spread.
  • Mayhem: And if you've got the wrong home insurance coverage, it's your bank account that might get burned. So get Allstate...
  • The scene where fire rescue arrived to put out the fire.
  • Mayhem: ...where agents help keep you protected from Mayhem...
  • Mayhem blows the butterfly away.
  • Mayhem: ...like me.

  • Mayhem looks at the social media, seeing the couple on Twitter.
  • Mayhem: I'm kind of a social media in nerd, I'm also kind of a burglar. The couple who lives here and posted online throughout the town and so, I'm turning sucasa...
  • Mayhem breaks the window to the lock and unlocks the door.
  • Mayhem: ...into micasa.
  • Mayhem breaks into the house and takes the stuff.
  • Mayhem: And if you share every detail of your life on social media, this could be you!
  • Everything in the house is empty.
  • Mayhem: So get Allstate...
  • Mayhem uses a big bag to smash through the window.
  • Mayhem: ...where agents keep you protected from Mayhem...
  • Mayhem takes the big bag.
  • Mayhem: ...like me.

  • Vote for DIY[]

    • Mayhem: picks up something.
    • Mayhem: Check me out. I'm a Do-It-Yourselfer.
    • Mayhem falls through the attic floor while trying to replace the insulation.
    • Mayhem: A bad one.
    • Mayhem blows on the wired light switch.
    • Mayhem: All the enthusiasm and optimism.
    • The lights blow up while attempting to repair the light switch.
    • Mayhem: With none of the skill or ability.
    • Mayhem turns around the CAT excavator vehicle.
    • Mayhem: It's like I've got an appetite for destruction!
    • Mayhem demolishes the gazebo kiosk.
    • Mayhem: Whoops. And my house is an all-you-can-eat buffet! Ha ha!
    • Mayhem paints while standing next to the edge of a handrail.
    • Mayhem: And if you've got the wrong home insurance, you could be DIY... uh oh! Ugh!
    • Mayhem crashes through a second-story bannister and fell off the second floor while trying to paint a wall!
    • Mayhem: You could be DIY on these payments yourself. So get an Allstate agent, and be protected from Mayhem, like you!
    • Mayhem looks at the photos of votes.
    • Mayhem: Yeah. I'm gonna get you Chris Bertsch, Caleb Gauff, Julianna Patterson, and Leanne Gifford's Dad. I read your polls online. I saw what you did, and you're in for a treat. Stay tuned.
    • Mayhem takes Leanne's Dad picture off the wall.

  • Mayhem uses the hair dryer.
  • Mayhem: Hi! I'm Julianna Patterson. I was getting ready for a horror when I thought.
  • Mayhem turns off the hair dryer.
  • Mayhem: What's that sound? I'd better check it out.
  • Mayhem uses a large wrench to open the toilet lid.
  • Mayhem: You want to see how this doesn't work out?
  • Mayhem wears his rubber gloves.
  • Mayhem: Vote for me on Twitter. And a mostly accurate rendition of the DIY mishap is going to air during the National Championship game. Act now, you can win like tools, because clog, I'm the last person who should have them.

  • Mayhem: I'm Leanne's Dad and I feel a bad case of ambition coming on. My wife is redoing the bathroom says, "I'm a handy not to help." (spits) But my coffee mug has my confidence raising. Let's see how handy I can be!
  • Mayhem places the mug and grabs a power drill.
  • Mayhem: You want to see this spin out of control? Vote for me on Twitter and dramatize exaggeration of this real situational air during the National Championship game! You could even win my tools, right huh? I might be the greatest dad but I'm a terrible DIYer.
  • Mayhem powers the drill and attempts it.
  • Mayhem: Open up!

  • Mayhem operates the chainsaw.
  • Mayhem: Hi! I'm Caleb Gauff. Some tells me this might be to my tool! But that some's gonna happen what about an opal in this noise! You want to see how all this goes down? Vote for me on Twitter! And overstate the interpretation of this actual story, an air during the National Championship game! But that's not all. You can win my tools! I'm forfeiting them, for my own good! (laughs)
  • Mayhem saws down the tree.

  • Mayhem: I'm Chris Bertsch, DIY plumber. Mine seen some bonnet, (spits) I must be qualified 'cause build right in machine than anyone.
  • Mayhem uses a cord to yank it out from the van.
  • Mayhem: You want to see how this goes sideways? Vote for me on Twitter and reenact me with my silly mistake, what aired during the National Championship game. You know what else? You can win my tools, then maybe I'll stop DIY-ing, and I'll find another passion than I'm no good at!

  • Mayhem: Okay football fans, I asked you to vote for the biggest DIY fail: you say: Caleb Gauff!
  • Mayhem uncovers the statue.
  • Mayhem: You win! Congratulations, man! Get ready to be famous, Caleb. You're me, I'm you!
  • Mayhem: I'm Caleb Gauff, an excessively eager DIY beaver.
  • Mayhem begins to saw down a tree using chainsaw.
  • Mayhem: I watched 2 minutes of the 9 minutes tutorial, and I ran into the biggest chainsaw I can find! Why?
  • Mayhem stops using the chainsaw. and takes off the protective goggles.
  • Mayhem: Because it's the biggest chainsaw I can find! Now I'm calling a shot, right there!
  • The tree collapses into the part of the roof, next to windows.
  • Mayhem: And if you got the wrong home insurance, you could be DIY-ing these payments yourself. So get an Allstate agent...
  • The tree continued to collapse among with the wooden front lawn patio deck.
  • Mayhem: ...and be protected from Mayhem, like you! Piece of cake.

  • Mayhem Sale[]

    • Mayhem: I'm kind of a social media nerd, I'm also kind of a burglar. So when the people who live here posted online from tonight's game, I did what any self-respecting nerd burglar would do.
    • Mayhem smashes through the window with fists and unlocks the door.
    • Mayhem: I let myself in...
    • Mayhem opens the door and drinks skim milk.. After drinking, she throws the skim milk.
    • Mayhem: I started selling their stuff live on the Internet. But these deals won't last, so scooch your booch on over to my website and thank these people for oversharing by paying me for their stuff.
    • Mayhem: Buy Matt & Shannon's stuff now at Mayhemsale.com!
    • The sale price from the retailers are on!

  • Mayhem: Hey, remember me? I'm the guy who noticed some couple posting from New Orleans, so I broke into their house and I started selling all their stuff. Oversharing doesn't pay, but it does get you great deals on used stuff from right now until the end of the game.

  • Mayhem: Now we've got this next level toaster.
  • The fork is on a toaster. (Demonstration only. Do not attempt.)
  • Mayhem: It makes toast, and other cool stuff, for sure. But definitely makes toast.
  • It releases smoke. The sale price is $3 USD.

  • Mayhem juggles the hammer back and forth.
  • Mayhem: Next up, I got this hammer. Works like a dream. Great wood, great steel, it's got great grip, lot of power in this hammer.
  • Mayhem places the hammer.

  • Mayhem: Up next folks, real nice set of dinner plates...
  • Mayhem picks up and drops the set.
  • Mayhem: Oh, make that uh... seven plates. You can eat off them, you can break them, you can use them in the clean pitches for all I care. I'll give you each one for $3 bucks, you can do it whatever you want with them!
  • Mayhem picks up a plate and drops again. The quantity drops to 6 dinner plates per set.

  • Mayhem: Next up, this lamp...
  • Mayhem drops the lamp light and shatters.
  • Mayhem: ...shade. Lampshade, it's good for covering lamps. Three bucks.

  • Mayhem: Up next: it's our mystery item. Collectible coins, pile of diamonds...
  • Mayhem uncovers a mystery item. It's a stapler.
  • Mayhem: Ah, it's a pink stapler. It's gonna be a buck.
  • Mayhem uses a stapler.

  • Mayhem: Next deal, this really heavy TV. It's got all the best features though. It's really flat, super black. Who's got sixty bucks?

  • Mayhem: Here I got a great deal on a remote bundle! How many times have you been like "Where's the remote? Where's the remote?". Well now, you'll never be without the remote again, 'cause you got four of them! Four remotes, four bucks!

  • Mayhem: Next up, this super trumpet I found in the closet.
  • Mayhem blows on the top of super trumpet.
  • Mayhem: It's got these stains with trumpets don't have!
  • Mayhem drops the trumpet on the table.
  • Mayhem: Look at that! Super trumpet, Ah, giving me $50 bucks! Come and get it!

  • Mayhem: I was carrying a few dryer sheets on me. My burglary clothes are getting gaming, I pulled one of these babies out.
  • Mayhem uses a dryer sheet to interact with the freshness.
  • Mayhem: Ah, good to go. One buck.

  • Mayhem: You know what got me most excited about breaking into this house? This blender. Six bucks, and it's yours!
  • Mayhem adds the ingredients to the blender.
  • Mayhem: I add a little milk, I add some eggs, I add some orange juice, and voila!
  • It results in a mixed milkshake!

  • Mayhem: Let's get serious for a minute. These are smoke detectors, and they're very important. And if you don't have them all over your house like these people did before I took them, well now, you have no excuses. Six smoke detectors...
  • One smoke detector is activated. Mayhem grabs one and smashes it. The quantity reduced to 5.
  • Mayhem: Five smoke detectors. Five bucks.

  • Mayhem: I've got two primo yoga mats that I found in the basement. I'm doing these for two for one because well...
  • Mayhem smells the yoga mats.
  • Mayhem: ...they smell like gasoline.

  • Mayhem rotates the plate with a candlestick on it. The sale price is $2 USD. After a while, Mayhem lifts a plate and the candlestick dropped on the table.

  • Mayhem: Okay folks, we're on to the garage collection now. A lot of lovely items in here and through like uh... like this weed trimmer.
  • Mayhem activates the weed trimmer and trims the plants.
  • Mayhem: Cuts through weeds like a machete through a birthday cake.
  • Mayhem trims the plant.
  • Mayhem: I may be the burglar but you're stealing this from me for twenty bucks.

  • Mayhem: Up next, not potato, the peanuts! A penny per nut! You pick the quantity! Alright.

  • Mayhem sells the car.
  • Mayhem: We've reached the finale of our close out sale, and I'm about all burglared out, but I'm not done bringing you deals get real, no way! Because I'm selling this car. It's got doors, it's got wheels, probably has a horn. I don't really know, but it takes your places A, B, you seen cars before. What type of gas does it take? Not my problem. Somebody buy it now before I ditch it in a lake!
  • The sale price of a "Sweet Ride" $34,170 car is now $200 bucks.

  • Mayhem: In case you haven't been paying attention, while this couple has been posting from the game, I've been selling all their stuff.
  • Mayhem sells the hammer.
  • Mayhem: Next up, I got this hammer. Works like a dream.
  • The Mayhem Sale videos are transitioning.
  • Mayhem uses a weed whacker.
  • Mayhem: You're stealing this from me for $20 bucks.
  • Mayhem: And if you share every detail of your life on social media, this could be you...
  • Mayhem writes "SOLD!" on the art board.
  • Mayhem: So get Allstate, where agents help keep you protected from Mayhem, like me.
  • Mayhem beeps the horn, and drives reversely.

  • 2016 - 2017[]

    • Mayhem: I'm all that techy stuff you got crammed into your brand-new car.
    • The driver touches the dashboard face.
    • Mayhem: I'm so sexy, you can't keep your hands off me. Do it again.
    • Driver swipes the dashboard face.
    • Mayhem: There you go. I can do whatever you want, except keep your eyes on the road.
    • The car beeps, causing the driver to turn right into the puddle pool. Mayhem laughs.
    • VO: Now, would be a good time to have new car replacement.
    • Mayhem: So get Allstate, and be better protected from Mayhem, like me.

    2016

    • Mayhem: I’m my team’s #1 fan! Yay! Sports! Uh!

    Mayhem gives the mascot a high-five.

    • Mayhem comes out of water closet.
    • Mayhem: I've never been #1 in anything until I put these babies on. Now, we're on a winning streak...
    • Mayhem gets into the car.
    • Mayhem: ...and I have never taken them off.
    • Mayhem opens and shuts the driver’s door.
    • Mayhem: So I know where I’m going? Absolutely. We’re going to the playoff!
    • Mayhem drives the car, moving another car to the street lantern.

    (Fictionalization. Do not attempt.)

    • VO: Allstate guarantees your rates won't go up just because of an accident, starting the day you sign up.
    • Mayhem's car crushes the yellow car.
    • Mayhem: So get Accident Forgiveness from Allstate, and be better protected from Mayhem, like me.

    2017

    • Mayhem: I’m my team’s #1 fan! Yay! Sports! Uh! I've never been #1 in anything until I put these babies on, and I have never taken them off.
    • Mayhem gets into the car.
    • Mayhem: So I know the difference between reversing drive? Duh! I just can't see around all this school spirit.
    • Mayhem drivers the car, moving another car to the street lantern.
    • VO: Allstate guarantees your rates won't go up just because of an accident, starting the day you sign up.
    • Mayhem's car crushes the yellow car.
    • Mayhem: So get Accident Forgiveness from Allstate, and be better protected from Mayhem, like me.
    • VO: March is Mayhem. Are you in good hands?

    (Professional stunt. Do not attempt.)

    • Mayhem is stuck on a hoop. The players throw the basketball to the backboard.
    • Mayhem: Check it out. I'm a hoop, and I'm 18 inches of nope. Brick!
    • Mayhem catches the ball and throws it outside the area, and on to the oncoming traffic.
    • VO: Allstate guarantees your rates won't go up just because of an accident.
    • Mayhem blows.
    • Mayhem: You guys are terrible.
    • VO: Are you in good hands?

  • Mayhem: I'm a super important businessman. How'd this happen? I don't know. I wasn't paying attention.
  • Mayhem takes a look back before the accident. He was driving with a business phone.
  • Mayhem: Because if you're not working as hard as the guy in the car next to you, well then, you're slacking. Business accomplished! Woo! (laughs)
  • (Professional driver on a closed course. Do not attempt. Do not text and drive.)

    • The car drives onto the barrier ramp and collapses the road construction tools.
    • Mayhem: And if you do business like me, well, no bonus for you.
    • Mayhem throws the phone to construction area.
    • VO: Don't drive like Mayhem, and Allstate will give you two bonus checks every year you're accident free.

  • Mayhem: Hey, I'm your train of thought. I'm usually right on track, but you know on these long road trips, I like to play a little game with myself as I call "20,000 questions".
  • When your mind wanders, your car wanders.
  • Mayhem: Hey, and how do objects in the mirror get closer than they appear? Huh?
  • Mayhem: We get 20 miles per gallon and we got two cupholders for a cap. How much gas money do we need?
  • Mayhem: What keeps what happens in Vegas in Vegas?
  • Mayhem: What's the abbreviation for abbreviation?
  • Mayhem: And wonder baby cares might come from?
  • Mayhem: Ever wonder if the Little Dipper gets Dipper NZ?
  • Mayhem: How do I know what came first?
  • Mayhem: I came first. (x2)
  • Mayhem: Now I just came last.
  • The car honks.
  • Mayhem: Hey.
  • The car goes on.
  • Keep your mind on the road.
  • Allstate. You're in good hands. Learn how you can make America's roads safer. Visit allstate.com/bestdriversreport

  • Mayhem: I'm a bracket.
  • Mayhem comes out of the pieces.
  • Mayhem: An actual real bracket, and when I busted, it's your home insurance that might take the hit.
  • VO: Allstate guarantees your rates won't go up just because of a claim. Are you in good hands?

  • #ResolutionsAreMayhem[]

    • Mayhem is on the roof.
    • Boy: Mayhem, what are you doing up there?
    • Mayhem: No more Mayhem. It's my New Year's Resolution.
    • Boy: Then what are you now?
    • Dean: I'm a lightning rod waiting to protect your home from a lightning strike.
    • Boy: That's boring.
    • Dean: You know what? Tell me something I don't know.
    • Boy: I'm allergic to pet dander.
    • Dean: I was being sarcastic.
    • Boy: I thought you were being a lightning rod.
    • Dean: Hey, you're cute!
    • Boy: Whatever. Can you get my plane?
    • Dean: Yeah, I don't do planes. I just do lightning.

  • Mayhem: I've been a lot of things over the years. Your Blind Spot. Your loose Satellite Dish. A literal deer in the headlights. But it's a new year and I'm making a resolution. No more Mayhem. This year, I'm everything that helps keep you safe, like the fuzzy yellow tennis ball, dangling from the string, helping make sure you pull the car in far enough...
  • The car stops as the windshield hits the tennis ball (Mayhem).
  • Mayhem: ...but not too far.

  • Mayhem: I'm a road flare, laying here so traffic can safely navigate around this broken down RV.
  • Worker: Really? A road flare?
  • Mayhem: Yes, my New Year’s Resolution. I'm all about safety and stuff.
  • Worker: Like you're not even going to try to catch something on fire?
  • Mayhem: No... no, I'm not.
  • Worker: I'm going to miss you, man.
  • Mayhem: Yeah, I'm going to miss me too.

  • Mayhem: I'm your home security system. It's part of my New Year's Resolution of 'No More Mayhem', so, detecting motion is pretty much to highlight of my day. Hips. Ah, don't you do it!
  • The cat climbed up to mess on the flower vase.
  • Mayhem activates the security alarm.

  • Resolutions change back to Mayhem on Sunday, January 7th, 2018.
  • Mayhem: Since my New Year's Resolution to be safe stuff, people keep asking me if I miss the Mayhem. Is being a tennis ball dangling from a string to help you pull your car in far enough as exciting as a roadway collision? No, it's not.
  • Mayhem: Is waiting around trying to protect your house from a lightning strike give me the same rush as being golf ball sized hail?
  • Mayhem: Of course not. But if you can stick to your New Year's resolution then I can stick to mine and be the best road flare I can... what?! You couldn't even last two weeks?!
  • Mayhem: In that case, consider Mayhem officially back!
  • Mayhem walks off the roof, the lightning struck on the roof!
  • The car is driving into the garage. Mayhem laughs and pulls off the tennis ball. The car stops with a collision to garage shelves.
  • Mayhem: So get Allstate, and be better protected in 2018 from Mayhem...
  • Mayhem puts out the flare and disables the road flare. The car collides with the bumper.
  • Mayhem: ...like me.

  • Mayhem: Hey, how's that no sweets near his Resolution working out for you?
  • Lady: Good.
  • Mayhem: And I broke my “no more Mayhem” New Year's Resolution? That feels great.
  • Lady: I'm sure he did.
  • Mayhem: So, you know when you say “no sweets” you mean ignore portion?
  • Lady: Yeah.
  • Mayhem: What about you know, cake, can eat cake?
  • Lady: No.
  • Mayhem: How about a 26 pound party Python gummy?
  • Lady: Where did you get that?
  • Mayhem: Well, cheat day.
  • Mayhem eats the gummy.
  • Lady: No.
  • Mayhem: Go, more for me.

  • Resolutions are made to be broken.

    2018 - present[]

    • Mayhem walks to the house door.
    • The phone detected Mayhem. Jeff shows the camera.
    • Jeff, Hey, who are you?
    • Mayhem: Oh, hey Jeff, I'm a car thief.
    • Jeff: What?
    • Mayhem: I'm here to steal your car, because well, that's my job.
    • Mayhem grabs the flag.
    • Jeff: What?
    • Mayhem: What?
    • Jeff: What?!
    • Mayhem: What?
    • Jeff: WHAT?!
    • Mayhem: What?!
    • Mayhem smashes the driver's window using the flag.
    • Jeff: WHAT?!
    • Mayhem laughing.
    • Mayhem: It happens. And if you got cut-rate car insurance, paying for this could feel like getting robbed twice.
    • Mayhem starts the engine and drives a car, colliding through things.
    • Mayhem: So get Allstate, and be better protected from Mayhem, like me.

  • The phone detected Mayhem. Tanya shows the camera.
  • Mayhem: I'm a bunch of wind. And just like your stomach after that strip of sushi, well, I'm a bit unpredictable.
  • Mayhem grabs the umbrella.
  • Mayhem: Let's redecorate!
  • Mayhem throws the umbrella through the window.
  • Tanya is shocked!
  • Mayhem: What's the matter Tanya, I thought you loved being spontaneous?
  • Tanya: I do.
  • Mayhem: And if you got the wrong home insurance coverage, I might break the bank too.
  • The palm tree falls.
  • Mayhem: So get Allstate, and be better protected from Mayhem, like me.
  • Mayhem throws the lantern to the camera.

  • Mayhem: I'm your overly confident dog walker. I walked 100 dogs if my paws were big enough to hold all the leashes. But right now, all these furs making it harder to see where I'm going.
  • The front door camera detected Mayhem. A man shows the camera.
  • Mayhem: And your brickwork?
  • Mayhem trips on the loose brick and falls to his face.
  • Mayhem: Doors on the block.
  • Employee guy: What are you doing walking my dog? You're not Kevin.
  • Mayhem: I am today. And if you got the wrong home insurance, well, paying for my medical bills is gonna be rough.
  • The dogs begin to lick Mayhem's head wound.
  • Mayhem: So get Allstate, and be better protected from Mayhem, like me.

  • The music plays.
  • Minister: And now for the rings.
  • Mayhem takes the rings and swallows them before giving to the wedding couple.
  • (You are not Mayhem. Do not attempt.)

    • The wedding couple see Mayhem, the ring bearer.
    • The lady tells Mayhem to have the rings, but Mayhem already swallowed the rings and they don’t have on the pillow.
    • Mayhem. I'm a 4-year-old ring bearer with a bad habit of swallowing stuff.
    • Mayhem stands up without the rings.
    • Mayhem: I still won't eat my broccoli though.
    • Mayhem goes to the wedding couple without the rings presented.
    • Mayhem: And if you don't have the right coverage, you could be paying for that pricey love band yourself.
    • The wedding couple becomes discerned without the rings.
    • Mayhem: So get an Allstate agent and be better protected from Mayhem like me.
    • Mayhem throws a pillow on his back to the wedding couple and minister. They realized the rings are not there.
    • #WeddingsAreMayhem
    • Mayhem: Can't a ring bearer get a snack around here?

  • Mayhem: I'm a tin can tied to your bumper, 'cause I don't think enough people heard about your big day...
  • The wedding getaway car starts. The wedding couple is off.
  • (Leave Mayhem to the professionals. Do not attempt.)

    • Mayhem: ...but nothing says "we got married" like a 12 ounce piece of scrap metal.
    • The wedding car drives with tin cans behind the back.
    • Mayhem: Yo! We got married! Honk if you like joint assets!
    • The wedding couple waves to the neighbors.
    • Mayhem: Now you're so busy soaking up all this attention, you don't see the car in front of you!
    • The groom hit the brakes and crashes to the parked car. Mayhem hits his head on the wedding car.
    • Mayhem: And if I can crash your "perfect day", imagine what I can do to the rest of 'em.
    • Mayhem gets up and stands up.
    • Mayhem: So get Allstate, and be better protected from Mayhem like me.
    • #WeddingsAreMayhem

  • Mayhem: I'm the play by play announcer who's in your ear all game long. And the more praise I heap on your team, the more excited you get. Touchdown!
  • The team is excited!
  • Mayhem: Now, you don't hear the upstairs toilet overflowing, but I don't mean with confidence. You wanted a bowl season?
  • The upstairs bathroom floor is cracking.
  • Mayhem: You got a bowl season.
  • The trapdoor opens and the water spills to the team.
  • Mayhem: And if I can show up on game day, imagine what could happen the rest of the week.
  • The electric logo cuts off.
  • Mayhem: So get Allstate, and be better protected from Mayhem, like me.
  • Football season is Mayhem. Are you in good hands?

  • Football player: Hut...
  • The fans are cheering. A football player throws the football and Mayhem missed catching the football.
  • Mayhem takes off his helmet.
  • Mayhem: This season, I'm everyone with the case of the dropsies.
  • Mayhem opens the water closet.
  • Mayhem: I just dropped my phone.
  • The phone rings.
  • Mayhem: Can you help me out?
  • The grill is smoking.
  • Mayhem: Hey honey, I might have dropped a match.
  • The lady is disgraced with the grill.
  • Mayhem: I did.
  • The lady uses the fire extinguisher.
  • Mayhem: And if I could show up on game day...
  • Mayhem drops the food.
  • Mayhem: WOO!... imagine what could happen the rest of the week.
  • Mayhem: So get Allstate...
  • The cheerleader team launches her in the air without having to catch her from the air.
  • Mayhem: ...and be better protected from Mayhem, like me.
  • Football season is Mayhem. Are you in good hands?

  • Mayhem: I'm a hip city guy and I'm always hopping on the next big thing. Right now, these scooters are lit! People love these things...
  • Mayhem hops off the scooter and it's auto piloting.
  • Mayhem: ...because you can leave them anywhere!
  • The scooter falls as the car hits.
  • Mayhem: And if you have cut-rate car insurance, you might be lit up with that bill, so be better protected with Allstate.

  • Mayhem: I'm a parking guy, and on game day, my moves are my money maker. And the more cars I stuff into this yard...
  • Driver: Perfect!
  • Mayhem: ...the more money I make. Aha ha ha!
  • Driver: Seriously?
  • Driver 2 goes backward.
  • Mayhem: Come on pal, you got this. There you go.
  • (Professional Driver on a Closed Course. Do Not Attempt.)

    • Driver 2: Got room for one more?
    • Mayhem: Oh yeah, right over there.
    • The car falls from its back.
    • Mayhem: Hey cheap parking, you get what you pay for, and if you've got cut rate car insurance, you might end up paying for this yourself. So get Allstate and be better protected from Mayhem...
    • Mayhem puts the flag on the front engine.
    • Mayhem: ...like me.

  • Mayhem: I'm a tailgater tailgating to get to my tailgate. Now, it might not get me there any faster but hey, it gets me ready for football.
  • Mayhem beeps the horn.
  • Mayhem: Let's tailgate.
  • Driver is distracted.
  • Driver: I can't go anywhere.
  • Mayhem: But you're so busy watching me tailgate that you don't see the one in front of you.
  • A car crashes to the back of the truck.
  • Mayhem: And your cut rate car insurance, it might not pay for this. So get Allstate and be better protected from Mayhem, like me. (laughs)

  • Mayhem: I'm an aspiring beauty blogger. And this mermaid hair how-to is gonna get me a ton of likes. But leaving this burning-hot hair straightener on this towel, that's a thumbs down emoji.
  • Mayhem places the hot hair straightener to the towel.
  • Mayhem: And if you've got the wrong home insurance coverage, well, paying for this is gonna leave a mark.
  • The hot hair straightener ignites the flames.
  • Mayhem: So get Allstate and be better protected from Mayhem, like me.

  • Mayhem: I'm your cat, and ever since you brought me home that day, well, I've been plotting to destroy you.
  • Mayhem interacts with the things in their home.
  • Mayhem: Sizing you up, calculating your every move. You think this is love? This is a billion years of tiger DNA just ready to pounce.
  • The upstairs bathroom overflown and the floor of the ceiling cracks.
  • Mayhem: And if you've got the wrong home insurance coverage, you could be coughing up the cash for this.
  • Mayhem spits the snack chips.
  • Mayhem: So get Allstate, and be better protected from Mayhem, like meow.
  • Mayhem eats the cat food and laughs.

  • Mayhem sits above the fireplace shelf.
  • Mayhem: I'm the Elf on the Shelf. And thanks to your woodworking skills, this is about to get a whole lot less jolly.
  • The Elf on the Shelf collapses, causing a wreckage to the electronic devices (laptop, tablet). Dog begins to feel sobbed.
  • Mayhem: And unless these are protected by Allstate, this little mess up, is going to cost you big!
  • VO: Protect your portable electronics against breaks, spills, and other yuletide mishaps with a protection plan by Allstate. Available at Walmart and Walmart.com.
  • Mayhem receives the word from a phone radio.
  • Phone: Elf down! Elf down! Elf down!

  • Mayhem barks as a puppy.
  • Mayhem: I'm your 70-pound St. Bernard puppy. My lack of impulse control is about to be your problem.
  • Tina Fey focuses on driving in the road.
  • Tina: Oh, no, come on, I saw you eating poop earlier.
  • Mayhem acts like a puppy, grabbing things with his mouth.
  • Tina: Hey! My focus is on the road, and that's saving me cash with DriveWise. Who's the dummy now?
  • Mayhem barks to another puppy. Another car hits the Taxi car.
  • Mayhem: So get Allstate, where good drivers save 40% for avoiding Mayhem, like me.
  • Mayhem continues barking as a dog.
  • Tina: Sorry! He's a baby.

  • Mayhem: I'm your mother-in-law, and I have to question your every move. Like this left turn.
  • Tina: It's the next one.
  • Mayhem: You always drive this slow?
  • Tina: Wow, did you make someone I love?
  • Mayhem: I must be why you're always so late.
  • Tina: I do not speed, and that's saving me cash with DriveWise.
  • Mayhem: Yeah, my son, he did say that you really save option.
  • Tina: And that's the nicest thing you ever said to me.
  • Mayhem: So get Allstate.
  • Tina: Stop bossing.
  • Mayhem: Where good drivers save 40% for avoiding Mayhem, like me.
  • Mayhem does an air kiss.
  • Mayhem: This is my son's favorite color, you should try it. You always drive like an old lady?
  • Tina: You're an old lady.

  • Quotes[]
    • VO: Dollar for dollar, nobody protects you from Mayhem, like Allstate agents. (2010)
      • Shop less, get more. Make one call to an Allstate agent. (2011)
      • Mayhem is everywhere, so get an Allstate agent. Are you in good hands? (2012)
      • Good hands, good home. Make sure you have the right home protection. Talk to an Allstate agent. (2013)
      • Mayhem is everywhere. Are you in good hands? (2013)
      • It's good to be in good hands. (2016)

    GEICO[]

    Wedding[]

    • Minister: We are gathered here today to celebrate the union of Tim and Lauren.
    • Gecko: It's amazing our appreciative people are when you tell them they can save a lot of money on their car insurance by switching to GEICO. They may even make you their best man.
    • Minister: May I have the rings, please?
    • Gecko: Ah, Helzberg Diamonds. Nice choice, mate.
    • Minister: And now in the presence of these guests, we joined this love and couple.
    • Gecko: Yeah.

  • Minister: We're awesome. And now today, they have decided that they're going to marry with those with their lives...
  • Gecko: Just look at those two. Happy and love, and saving so much money on their car insurance by switching to Geico. Well, just look at this setting.
  • Minister: Do you have the ring?
  • A man has the Helzberg Diamonds ring.
  • Gecko: Whoa, a Helzberg Diamonds. Another beautiful setting.
  • A crab approaches the Geico Gecko.
  • Gecko: Uh, I'm not crying. I've just got bit a sand in my eyes, that's all.

  • GEICO. 15 minutes could save you 15 percent or more on car insurance.

    Progressive[]

    Progressive on Ice[]

    30-second version[]
    • VO: Get ready for the insurance-themed experience of a lifetime! It's "Progressive on Ice". Everything you love about car insurance; the discounts, the rate comparisons and flow in a boat.
    • "But why?" ~Ice Dancer Weekly
    • "I had the whole row to myself." ~The Family Fun Times

    (Prices vary based on how you buy.)

    • VO: Insurance adventure awaits at "Progressive On Ice". Tickets not available now or ever.
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    Lyrics[]

    12 Days of Christmas[]

    • Mike Wazowski: On the twelfth day of winter, my true friend gave to me:
    • Twelve Creatures Stirring
    • Eleven Notes A-Ringing
    • Ten Builders Building
    • Nine Heroes Leaping
    • Eight Pirates Sailing
    • Seven Skies-A-Changing
    • Six Racers Racing
    • Five Emotions!
    • Four Flying Rugs
    • Three T. Rexes
    • Two Heavy Hitters
    • And A Cupcake In A Tree!
    • Happy Holidays!

  • Mayhem: It’s true what they say; ‘tis better to give than to receive. This time of year, I get really generous.
  • 2010

    • On the 12th day of Christmas, Mayhem gave to me...
    • 12 trees-a-rolling
    • 11 puppies eating
    • 10 pipes-a-bursting
    • 9 ladies jogging
    • 8 flags-a-flying
    • 7 dishes falling
    • 6 teens-a-texting
    • 5 snowy roofs!
    • 4 icy roads
    • 3 frozen deer
    • 2 turtle doves
    • And a shaky, shaky, shaky, shaky tree!

    2011

    • 12 trees-a-rolling
    • 11 streakers streaking
    • 10 toddlers screaming
    • 9 maids-a-jogging
    • 8 teens-a-texting
    • 7 pipes-a-bursting
    • 6 refs-a-fleeing
    • 5 blind spots!
    • 4 snowy roofs
    • 3 shaky trees
    • 2 turtle doves
    • And a GPS you failed to update!
    • Mayhem: Recalculating!

    2017

    • 12 trees-a-rolling
    • 11 joggers jogging
    • 10 toddlers tossing
    • 9 drivers texting
    • 8 cleaners falling
    • 7 branches snapping
    • 6 phones-a-buzzing
    • 5 flaming grills
    • 4 techy dashboards
    • 3 clogged toilets
    • 2 frozen deer
    • and a snowy, snowy, snowy, snowy roof.

    2018

    • 3 frozen deer
    • 5 swallowed rings (And now for the rings.)
    • 7 drivers texting
    • 9 grills-a-smoking
    • 12 trees-a-tipping
    VO: The Holidays are Mayhem. Are you in good hands?

    On the 12th day of Christmas, secret agents give to me:

    • 12 sleepy night-nights
    • 11 daring exits
    • 10 crazy gadgets
    • 9 lovebirds loving
    • 8 gents a-leaping
    • 7 scooters scooting
    • 6 spy cars spinning
    • 5 slo-mo things
    • 4 hungry birds
    • 3 wing chops
    • 2 super spies
    • And a pigeon in a sub-marine!

    On the 12th day of Black Christmas, my killer came for me:

    • 12 stalkers stalking
    • 11 creepers texting
    • 10 lights a'lighting
    • 9 fires blazing
    • 8 icicles stabbing
    • 7 Santa's singing
    • 6 sisters screaming
    • 5 snow angels!
    • 4 bloody stockings
    • 3 merry madmen
    • 2 hooded strangers
    • And an upside down Christmas tree!

  • On any day in December Pizza Hut can give to you...
  • Five bread sticks
  • For my triple treat
  • Three layers deep
  • Ten cinnamon minerals to eat
  • And a pizza plus another pizza!
  • Now that's festive
  • ...the triple treat box only from Pizza Hut...
  • ...no one outpizzas the hut.

  • On the 12th day of Croodsmas, my neighbor gave to me...
  • 12 monkeys punching
  • 11 bulbfrogs blinking
  • 10 pigators squealing
  • 9 chickenseals screaming
  • 8 landsharks snapping
  • 7 kangadillos leaping
  • 6 wolfspiders howling
  • 5 trees that fly
  • 4 moommoths mooing
  • 3 "dun dun duhhhh"
  • 2 shrieking girls
  • In a pack of croodaceous families

  • Progressive: Maid for Us[]

    • Just like any other family, the house, the kids, they’re living the dream
    • And here comes the wacky new maid
    • Is she an alien, is she a spy?
    • She’s always here, someone tell us why (Why, oh, why)
    • She’s not the maid we wanted, but she’s the maid we got

    Allstate: Ring Bearer[]

    • Going to the chapel and we’re gonna get married
    • Going to the chapel of love

    GEICO: Personalized Theme Song[]

    • VO: Tara, did you know GEICO is now offering an extra 15% credit on car and motorcycle policies?
    • Tara: Wow. Okay.
    • VO: That's 15% on top of what GEICO could already save you. So what are you waiting for? Idina Menzel to sing your own theme song?
    • Idina: Tara, Tara, look at her go with a fresh cup of joe. Getting down to work early! Following her dreams into taxidermy!
    • Tara: Uh, it's tax attorney.
    • Idina: I read that wrong, oh yeah!
    • VO: GEICO. Save an extra 15% when you switch by October 7th.
    • Idina Menzel: Give it up for Tara!

  • GEICO Presents: An Extra Verse from Idina Menzel.
  • Idina: Tara, Tara, she's on the move, there's she can do. She dreams of quitting her job. And starting a travel blog.
  • Tara: How did you know that?
  • Idina: I might have read your diary... yeah!

  • Kit Kat Bar[]

    • Break me off a piece of that Kit Kat Bar!

    Disney[]

    Sleeping Beauty[]

    • I know you, I walked with you once upon a dream.
    • I know you, that look in your eyes is so familiar a gleam.
    • And I know it's true that visions are seldom all they seem.
    • But if I know you, I know what you'll do.
    • You'll love me at once, the way you did once upon a dream.
    • But if I know you, I know what you'll do.
    • You'll love me at once, The way you did once upon a dream.
    • I know you, I walked with you once upon a dream.
    • I know you, that gleam in your eyes is so familiar a gleam.
    • And I know it's true that visions are seldom all they seem.
    • But if I know you, I know what you'll do.
    • You'll love me at once, the way you did once upon a dream.

    The Little Mermaid[]

    • Sora: The seaweed is always greener in somebody else's lake.
    • Sebastian the Crab: You dream about going up there, but that is a big mistake.
    • Just look at the world around you right here on the ocean floor.
    • Such wonderful things surround you. What more is you looking for?
    • Under the sea. Under the sea.
    • Sora: Darling it's better, down where it's wetter. Take it from me!
    • Sebastian the Crab: Up on the shore they work all day, out in the sun they slave away.
    • While we devoting full-time to floating, under the sea! (Ah-ha-ha-ha, ha-ha!)
    • Down here all the fish is happy, as off through the waves they roll.
    • The fish on the land ain't happy. They sad 'cause they in their bowl.
    • But fish in the bowl is lucky. They in for a worser fate.
    • One day when the boss get hungry...
    • (Fish on the Plate: Guess who's gon' be on the plate?)
    • "Uh-oh!"
    • Under the sea. Under the sea.
    • Nobody beat us, fry us and eat us in fricassee.
    • We what the land folks love to cook.
    • Under the sea we off the hook.
    • We got no troubles, life is the bubbles!
    • Under the sea.
    • (Snails: Under the sea.)
    • Under the sea.
    • (Snails: Under the sea.)
    • Since life is sweet here, we got the beat here naturally.
    • (Snails: Ooh, ooh, naturally-y-y-y.)
    • Sora: Even the sturgeon and the ray,
    • Ariel: they get the urge and start to play.
    • Sebastian the Crab: We got the spirit! You got to hear it, Under the sea!
    • The newt play the flute.
    • The carp play the harp.
    • The plaice play the bass,
    • And they sounding sharp!
    • The bass play the brass.
    • The chub play the tub.
    • The fluke is the duke of soul! (Fluke: Yeah!)
    • The ray, he can play.
    • The ling's on the strings.
    • The trout rocking out.
    • The blackfish, she sings.
    • The smelt and the sprat,
    • They know where it's at.
    • An' oh, that blowfish blow! (Ha-ha!)
    • Sebastian the Crab: "Yeah!"
    • Sebastian, Ariel, Sora, and Snails: Under the sea. (Snails: Under the sea!)
    • Sebastian, Ariel, Sora, and Snails: Under the sea. (Snails: Under the sea!)
    • Ariel: When the sardine begin the beguine, it's music to me! (Snails: Music is to me!)
    • Sebastian the Crab: What do they got? A lot of sand! We got a hot crustacean band.
    • Ariel: Each little clam here know how to jam here
    • Sebastian: under the sea!
    • Sora and Ariel: Each little slug here cutting a rug here under the sea!
    • Sebastian the Crab: Each little snail here know how to wail here.
    • Sora: That's why it's hotter...
    • Ariel: Under the water!
    • Sebastian the Crab: Yeah, we in luck here down in the muck here
    • Sebastian, Ariel, and Sora: UNDER THE SEA!

    Beauty and the Beast[]

    • Tale as old as time.
    • True as it can be.
    • Barely even friends, Then somebody bends, Unexpectedly.
    • Just a little change.
    • Small, to say the least.
    • Both a little scared, Neither one prepared, Beauty and the Beast.
    • Ever just the same.
    • Ever a surprise.
    • Ever as before, Ever just as sure, As the sun will rise.
    • Tale as old as time
    • Tune as old as song
    • Bittersweet and strange, Finding you can change, Learning you were wrong.
    • Certain as the sun. (Certain as the sun)
    • Rising in the east.
    • Tale as old as time, Song as old as rhyme, Beauty and the Beast.
    • Tale as old as time, Song as old as rhyme, Beauty and the Beast.

  • Belle: Little town, it's a quiet village.
  • Every day like the one before.
  • Little town full of little people, Waking up to say...
  • Townsfolk: Bonjour! Bonjour! Bonjour! Bonjour! Bonjour!
  • Belle: There goes the baker with his tray, like always.
  • The same old bread and rolls to sell.
  • Every morning just the same, Since the morning that we came, To this poor provincial town.
  • Baker: Good morning, Belle
  • Belle: Good morning, Monsieur.
  • Baker: Where are you off to?
  • Belle: The bookshop, I just finished the most wonderful story about a beanstalk, and a ogre, and a---
  • Baker: That's nice. MARIE, the baguettes, hurry up!
  • Ladies: Look, there she goes the girl is strange, no question. Dazed and distracted, can't you tell?
  • Lady: Never part of any crowd.
  • Barber: Cause her head's up in a cloud.
  • Townsfolk: No denying she's a funny girl, that Belle.
  • Man 1: Bonjour!
  • Woman 1: Good day.
  • Man 1: How is your family?
  • Woman 2: Bonjour!
  • Man 2: Good day.
  • Woman 2: How is your wife?
  • Woman 3: I need....six eggs.
  • Man 3: That's too expensive!
  • Belle: There must be more than this provincial life!
  • Man: Ah, Belle.
  • Belle: Good morning. I've come to return the book I borrowed.
  • Man: Finished already?
  • Belle: Oh I couldn't put it down. Have ya got anything new?
  • Man: (chuckle) not since yesterday.
  • Belle: That's alright. I'll borrow this one.
  • Man: That one? But you've read it twice!
  • Belle: Well it's my favorite: far off places, daring sword fights, magic spells, a prince in disguise!
  • Man: If you like it all that much it's yours!
  • Belle: But sir?!?
  • Man: I insist!
  • Belle: Well thank you, thank you very much!
  • Men: Look, there she goes, that girl is so peculiar. I wonder if she's feeling well.
  • Townsfolk: With a dreamy, far-off look, and her nose stuck in a book, what a puzzle to the rest of us is Belle.
  • Belle: Ohhhhhh....isn't this amazing?
  • It's my favorite part because....you'll see.
  • Here's where she meets Prince Charming, but she won't discover that it's him till chapter three.
  • Woman: Now it's no wonder that her name means "beauty", her looks have got no parallel.
  • Shopkeeper: But behind that fair facade, I'm afraid she's rather odd, very different from the rest of us.
  • Townsfolk: She's nothing like the rest of us.
  • Yes, different from the rest of us is Belle.
  • Lefou: Wow, you didn't miss a shot, Gaston!
  • You're the greatest hunter in the whole world!
  • Gaston: I know.
  • Lefou: No beast alive stands a chance against you, haha...and no girl for that matter.
  • Gaston: It's true LeFou, and I've got my sight set on that one.
  • Lefou: Hm! The inventor's daughter?
  • Gaston: She's the one, the lucky girl I'm going to marry.
  • Lefou: But she's--
  • Gaston: The most beautiful girl in town.
  • Lefou: I know--
  • Gaston: That makes her the best! And don't I deserve the best?
  • Lefou: Well of course, I mean ya do, but I (mumbling)
  • Gaston: right from the moment when I met her, saw her.
  • I said she's gorgeous and I fell.
  • Here in town it's only she, who's as beautiful as me, so I'm making plans to woo and marry Belle.
  • Bimbettes: Look there he goes! Isn't he dreamy?
  • Monsieur Gaston! Oh, he's so cute! Be still my heart! I'm hardly breathing!
  • He's such a tall, dark, strong, and handsome brute!
    • Man 1: Bonjour!
    • Gaston: Pardon!
    • Man 2: Good day!
    • Man 3: Mais oui!
    • Matron: You call this bacon?
    • Woman 1: What lovely grapes!
    • Man 4: Some cheese...
    • Woman 2: ...ten yards!
    • Man4: ...one pound..
    • Gaston: Excuse me!
    • Cheese merchant: I'll get the knife.
    • Gaston: Please let me through!!
    • Woman 1: This bread...
    • Man 5: those fish.....
    • Woman 1:...it's stale
    • Man 5:...they smell!
    • Baker: Madame's mistaken!
    • Belle: there must be more than this provincial life!
    • Gaston: just watch....I'm going to make Belle my wife!
    • Townsfolk: Look there she goes a girl who's strange but special.
    • A most peculiar mademoiselle.
    • It's a pity and a sin, she doesn't quite fit in.
    • Cause she really is a funny girl, a beauty but a funny girl, she really is a funny girl.....that Belle!!

    Aladdin[]

    • Aladdin: I can show you the world.
    • Shining, shimmering, splendid.
    • Tell me, princess, now when did you last let your heart decide?
    • I can open your eyes.
    • Take you wonder by wonder.
    • Over, sideways and under on a magic carpet ride.
    • A whole new world.
    • A new fantastic point of view.
    • No one to tell us no, or where to go, or say we're only dreaming.
    • Jasmine: A whole new world.
    • A dazzling place I never knew
    • But when I'm way up here, It's crystal clear.
    • That now I'm in a whole new world with you.
    • Aladdin: Now I'm in a whole new world with you.
    • Jasmine: Unbelievable sights.
    • Indescribable feeling.
    • Soaring, tumbling, freewheeling through an endless diamond sky.
    • A whole new world. (Aladdin: Don't you dare close your eyes.)
    • A hundred thousand things to see. (Aladdin: Hold your breath - it gets better.)
    • I'm like a shooting star.
    • I've come so far.
    • I can't go back to where I used to be.
    • Aladdin: A whole new world. (Jasmine: Every turn a surprise.)
    • With new horizons to pursue. (Jasmine: Every moment red-letter.)
    • Aladdin and Jasmine: I'll chase them anywhere, There's time to spare.
    • Let me share this whole new world with you.
    • Aladdin: A whole new world. (Jasmine: A whole new world.)
    • That's where we'll be. (Jasmine: That's where we'll be.)
    • Aladdin: A thrilling chase.
    • Jasmine: A wondrous place.
    • Aladdin and Jasmine: For you and me.

    Pocahontas[]

    • Pocahontas: You think I'm an ignorant savage, And you've been so many places.
    • I guess it must be so, But still I cannot see, If the savage one is me.
    • How can there be so much that you don't know.
    • You don't know.
    • You think you own whatever land you land on.
    • The Earth is just a dead thing you can claim.
    • But I know every rock and tree and creature.
    • Has a life, has a spirit, has a name.
    • You think the only people who are people.
    • Are the people who look and think like you?
    • But if you walk the footsteps of a stranger,
    • You'll learn things you never knew, you never knew.
    • Have you ever heard the wolf cry to the blue corn moon?
    • Or asked the grinning bobcat why he grinned?
    • Can you sing with all the voices of the mountain?
    • Can you paint with all the colors of the wind?
    • Can you paint with all the colors of the wind?
    • Come run the hidden pine trails of the forest.
    • Come taste the sun sweet berries of the Earth.
    • Come roll in all the riches all around you.
    • And for once, never wonder what they're worth.
    • The rainstorm and the river are my brothers.
    • The heron and the otter are my friends.
    • And we are all connected to each other.
    • In a circle, in a hoop that never ends.
    • How high does the sycamore grow?
    • If you cut it down, then you'll never know.
    • And you'll never hear the wolf cry to the blue corn moon.
    • For whether we are white or copper skinned.
    • We need to sing with all the voices of the mountain.
    • We need to paint with all the colors of the wind>
    • You can own the Earth and still,
    • All you'll own is Earth until,
    • You can paint with all the colors of the wind.

    The Princess and the Frog[]

    • Tiana: Mama, I don't have time for dancing.
    • That's just gonna have to wait a while.
    • Ain't got time for messing around, and it's not my style.
    • This old town can slow you down, People taking the easy way.
    • But I know exactly where I'm going, I'm gettin' closer and closer every day.
    • And I'm almost there, I'm almost there.
    • People down here think I'm crazy, But I don't care.
    • Trials and tribulations, I've had my share.
    • There ain't nothing gonna stop me now, 'Cause I'm almost there.
    • I remember Daddy told me, Fairy tales can't come true.
    • You gotta make 'em happen, It all depends on you
    • So I work real hard each and every day.
    • Now things for sure are going my way.
    • Just doin' what I do, Look out boys, I'm comin' through.
    • And I'm almost there, I'm almost there.
    • People gonna come here from everywhere, And I'm almost there.
    • I'm almost there.
    • There's been trials and tribulations, You know I've had my share.
    • But I've climbed a mountain, I've crossed a river, And I'm almost there.
    • I'm almost there.
    • I'm almost there.

    Frozen[]

    • The snow glows white on the mountain tonight, Not a footprint to be seen.
    • A kingdom of isolation, And it looks like I'm the queen.
    • The wind is howling like this swirling storm inside
    • Couldn't keep it in, heaven knows I've tried
    • Don't let them in, don't let them see
    • Be the good girl you always have to be
    • Conceal, don't feel, don't let them know
    • Well, now they know
    • Let it go, let it go,
    • Can't hold it back anymore.
    • Let it go, let it go,
    • Turn away and slam the door.
    • I don't care what they're going to say,
    • Let the storm rage on.
    • The cold never bothered me anyway.
    • It's funny how some distance makes everything seem small.
    • And the fears that once controlled me can't get to me at all.
    • It's time to see what I can do.
    • To test the limits and break through.
    • No right, no wrong, no rules for me... I'm free!
    • Let it go, let it go,
    • I am one with the wind and sky.
    • Let it go, let it go,
    • You'll never see me cry.
    • Here I stand and here I stay,
    • Let the storm rage on.
    • My power flurries through the air into the ground.
    • My soul is spiraling in frozen fractals all around.
    • And one thought crystallizes like an icy blast.
    • I'm never going back, the past is in the past.
    • Let it go, let it go,
    • When I'll rise like the break of dawn.
    • Let it go, let it go,
    • That perfect girl is gone!
    • Here I stand in the light of day.
    • Let the storm rage on!
    • The cold never bothered me anyway.

  • Anna: The window is open, so's that door. I didn't know they did that anymore.
  • Who knew we owned eight thousand salad plates?
  • For years I've roamed these empty halls, Why have a ballroom with no balls?
  • Finally they're opening up the gates.
    • There'll be actual real live people, It'll be totally strange.
    • But Wow, am I so ready for this change.
    • 'Cause for the first time in forever. There'll be music, there'll be light!
    • For the first time in forever, I'll be dancing through the night.
    • Don't know if I'm elated or gassy, But I'm somewhere in that zone.
    • Cause for the first time in forever... I won't be alone!
    • I can't wait to meet everyone! (gasp) What if I meet... the one?
    • Tonight imagine me gown and all, Fetchingly draped against the wall.
    • The picture of sophisticated grace... Ooh!
    • I suddenly see him standing there. A beautiful stranger, tall and fair, I wanna stuff some chocolate in my face.
    • But then we laugh and talk all evening, Which is totally bizarre.
    • Nothing like the life I've met so far.
    • Cause' for the first time in forever. There'll be magic, there'll be fun.
    • For the first time in forever, I could be noticed by someone.
    • And I know it is totally crazy, To dream I'd find romance!
    • But for the first time in forever... At least I've got a chance.
    • Elsa: Don't let them in, don't let them see. Be the good girl you always have to be.
    • Conceal, don't feel, put on a show, Make one wrong move and everyone will know.
    • Elsa: But it's only for today...
    • Anna: It's only for today!
    • Elsa: It's agony to wait.
    • Anna: It's agony to wait.
    • Elsa: Tell the guards to open up, the gate!
    • Anna: The gate!
    • Anna: For the first time in forever.
    • Elsa: Don't let them in, don't let them see.
    • Anna: I'm getting what I'm dreaming of.
    • Elsa: Be the good girl you always have to be.
    • Anna: A chance to change my lonely world.
    • Elsa: Conceal...
    • Anna: A chance to find true love.
    • Elsa: Conceal, don't feel, don't let them know.

    Anna: I know it all ends tomorrow, So it has to be today!

    • 'Cause for the first time in forever
    • For the first time in forever, Nothing's in my way!

    Songs[]

    Disney Music

    • You've Got a Friend in Me - Randy Newman (Toy Story 1995)
    • Almost There (OST The Princess and the Frog) - Anika Noni Rose
      • Gonna Take You There (Going down the Bayou) - Ray (Jim Cummings)
      • Down in New Orleans (Finale) - Anika Noni Rose
    • I'll Make a Man out of You (Mulan) - Donny Osmond
      • Reflection - Lea Salonga, Christina Aguilera
    • When Will My Life Begin (Tangled) - Mandy Moore
      • (Reprise 2)
      • Wind In My Hair (Tangled: The Series)
      • I See The Light - Mandy Moore and Zachary Levi
    • Let It Go - Idina Menzel, Demi Lovato (GEICO Camel 2014)
      • Frozen: The Broadway Musical - Caissie Levy
    • Something There (Beauty and the Beast)
      • Belle (opening)
      • Beauty and the Beast - Celine Dion, Voctave, Sanda Patty
    • A Whole New World - Aladdin and Jasmine
      • Friend Like Me - Will Smith, Robin WIlliams
    • Under the Sea - Samuel E. Wright (feat. Jodi Benson) (OST The Little Mermaid)
      • Part of Your World - Jodi Benson
      • Kiss the Girl - Samuel E. Wright (Postpartum)
    • Love Is An Open Door - Kristen Bell and Santino Fontana (Progressive On Ice)
    • For The First Time In Forever - Kristen Bell, Idina Menzel
      • (The Broadway Musical) - Patti Murin, Caissie Levy, Original Broadway Cast of Frozen
      • (Reprise version)
    • Moana (How Far I'll Go) - Auli'i Cravalho, Da Tweekaz
      • I Am Moana (Song of the Ancestors) - Auli'i Cravalho
      • (Reprise)
      • Shiny - Jemaine Clement
    • Rick Astley - Never Gonna Give You Up (Frozen II Sneak Peek)
    • Do You Want To Build A Snowman? - Kristen Bell, Katie Lopez, Agatha Lee Monn (Golden Winter Badge: It doesn't have to be a Snowman)
    • Some Things Never Change - Kristen Bell, Idina Menzel, Jonathan Groff, Josh Gad
    • Into the Unknown - Idina Menzel, Aurora (McDonald's Commercial)
      • Panic! At The Disco
    • Lost in the Woods - Jonathan Groff, Weezer
    • Show Yourself - Idina Menzel, Evan Rachel Wood
    • The Next Right Thing - Kristen Bell
    • Touch the Sky - Julie Fowlis
    • Once Upon a Dream (Maleficent) - Lana Del Rey
    • Colors of the Wind (Pocahontas) - Judy Kuhn
    • Where Did I Put That Thing / Bibbidi-Bobbidi-Boo (Cinderella) - Verma Felton
    • Here comes Elastigirl - Michael Giacchino, DCappella

    Descendants

    • Do What You Gotta Do - Dove Cameron & Cheyenne Jackson
    • Night Falls - Dove Cameron, Sofia Carson, and more
    • One Kiss - Sofia Carson, Dove Cameron, China Anne McClain
    • My Once Upon a Time - Dove Cameron
    • Break This Down - Dove Cameron, Sofia Carson
    • If Only - Dove Cameron
    • Chillin' Like a Villain - Sofia Carson, Cameron Boyce, Mitchell Hope, Booboo Stewart
    • Poor Unfortunate Souls - China Anne McClain
    • Good to be Bad - Dove Cameron, Sofia Carson

    Others

    • Yesterday Once More - The Carpenters ("Come back later and try again!" ~Xiao Qiao)
      • Top of the World
    • The Color of the Night - Lauren Christy
    • Summer Kiss Winter Tears - Elvis Presley
    • The End of the World - Skeeter Davis
    • Right Here Waiting For You - Richard Marx
    • Seasons In The Sun - Terry Jacks
    • Everything I Do, I Do It For You - Bryan Adams
    • All Out of Love - Air Supply
    • I just called to say I love you - Stevie Wonder
    • Because I love you - Shakin' Stevens
    • Hello - Lionel Richie
      • Say You, Say Me
    • Careless Whisper - George Michael
    • Casablanca - Bertie Higgins (OST Casablanca 1942)
    • The Power of Love - Celine Dion
      • My Heart Will Go On
    • Hotel California - Eagles
    • How can I tell her - Lobo
    • Without You - Mariah Carey, Harry Milsson (Heinz Ketchup 2016)
    • Caravan of Life - Tokyo Square
    • Unbreak My Heart - Toni Braxton
    • Cherish - Kool & The Gang
    • Nothing's Gonna Change My Love For You - Glenn Medeiros, George Benson
    • Say You Will - Kanye West
    • Lemon Tree - Fools Garden
    • Genie in a Bottle - Christina Aguilera
    • It's Gonna Be Me - NSYNC
      • I Want You Back
    • I Want It That Way - Backstreet Boys (GEICO Believe It)
      • As Long As You Love Me
    • I Need To Know - Marc Anthony
    • Baby One More Time - Britney Spears
    • The Day You Went Away - M2M
    • Wonderful Tonight - Eric Clapton
    • Everybody's Talkin' - Harry Nilsson
    • Take Me To Your Heart - Michael Learns to Rock
      • That's Why You Go Away
    • Let Her Go - Passenger
    • Immortals - Fall Out Boy (OST Big Hero 6)
      • Centuries
      • Uma Thurman (Brie Is A Man)
      • My Songs Know What You Did in the Dark (Light Em Up) (OST WWE RAW 25)
    • Turtles - Happy Together (OST Minions) (Heinz Commercial)
    • Here I Go Again - Whitesnake (GEICO Motorcycle; I do)
    • Pompeii - Bastille (OST Mr. Peabody & Sherman)
    • Firework - Katy Perry (OST Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted)
      • Roar
      • Wide Awake
      • Part of Me
    • Feel The Light - Jennifer Lopez (OST Home) (Mandy Moore cradling baby bump)
      • If You Had My Love
    • Sugar - Maroon 5
      • This Love
      • Girls Like You (feat. Cardi B)
      • One More Night
      • Memories
    • Imagine Dragons - Zero (OST Ralph Breaks the Internet)
      • Believer, It’s Time, Whatever It Takes, Natural, Next To Me, Shots, Start Over, Mouth of the River, Demons, Thunder, On Top of the World, Radioactive
    • Alan Walker
      • Faded ft. Julia Wu
      • Different World ft. K-391, Sofia Carson, Julia Wu
      • Spectre (ft. Eric Chou)
      • Ignite ft. K-391
      • Darkside
      • I Know I'm Not Alone
    • Cartoon
      • On & On
      • C U Again
    • Lost Sky - Fearless
      • Part II (ft. Chris Linton)
    • Let Me Be Myself - 3 Doors Down (So easy a caveman can do it.)
    • proud of you - Fiona Fung (English) (Family Feud: If people could have spare body parts, name something you wouldn't mind having an extra one of. You said: [laughter] an extra... survey said...)
      • See Me Fly - Joey Yung (English) (Use positive thinking and tell me something you see in your future. You said: a good job. Survey said...)
    • a little love - Fiona Fung (English)
    • Shining Friends - Fiona Fung
    • Forever Friend - Fiona Fung
    • I’m Waiting for your Dream - Sarah Chen
    • Let Me Love You - DJ Snake, Justin Bieber
    • All Star - Smash Mouth (Progressive Insurance)
    • Closer - The Chainsmokers ft. Halsey
      • Something Just Like This ft. Coldplay
    • Hymn for the Weekend - Coldplay (Shoot across the skies)
    • Shape of You - Ed Sheeran
    • Perfect - Ed Sheeran, Beyonce
    • Love paradise - Kelly Chen
    • We Are One - 郁可唯 (Yisa Yu) (Demon Girl opening/電視劇《半妖傾城》主題曲)
    • Toy-Box
      • Tarzan and Jane
      • Earth, Wind, Water & Fire
      • Best Friend
      • The Sailor Song
      • e.t.
      • Eenie, Meenie, Miney, Mo (Diamond Winter Badge: Let it go! ~Elsa)
    • All of Me - John Legend (ft. Jane Zhang)

  • 風的季節 - Paula Tsui (徐小鳳), Anita Mui (梅艷芳)
  • 人生如此 - 羅文 (ATV 暴雨燃燒 主題曲) (Dr. Cares: Pet Rescue 911; Level 14 - Amy is very tired. Drink lots of coffee!; Fabulous: Angela's High School Reunion Level 9 - Let Angela try on her dress!; Level 7 - Create Chloe's dress!)
  • 酒矸倘賣無 (Any Empty Wine Bottles for Sale) - 蘇芮 (電影「搭錯車」主題曲)
  • 我不恨你
  • 爱情里没有谁对谁错
  • 為什麼相愛的人不能在一起
  • 大約在冬季 (Say You Will) - 齊秦
    • 紅葉寂落我心寂寞時 - 區瑞強 區昕進
    • 紅葉斜落我心寂寞時 - 鍾鎮濤 (中英文版/Chinese/English vers.)
    • My Pride (我的骄傲) - Joey Yung (Cantonese)
    • 世上只有 - Joey Yung (Cantonese)
    • 吻別 - Jacky Cheung
  • My Fair Princess (還珠格格)
    • 當 (When) - Power Station ft. QTIE
    • 雨蝶 (Rain Butterfly) - 李翊君, Ruby Lin (林心如)
  • 倩女幽魂 - Daniel Chan/陈晓东 (Eternity: A Chinese Ghost Story)
  • 零 (Zero) - Alan Kuo (柯有倫)
  • 讓我愛你 (Taiwanese version) - Barbie Hsu, Vic Chou (OST Mars 2004)
  • 青蛙最伟大 (电视剧 御前四宝 片尾曲) - 孙逊, 馨梓 (The Prince Who Turns Into a Frog)
  • 怎麼忽然就成了這樣 - 張芯 (2008年電視劇"鹿鼎記"片頭曲)
    • 回轉 - 張江 (2008年電視劇"鹿鼎記"片尾曲)
  • 楊冪- 愛的供養- 電視劇《宮鎖心玉》片頭曲
  • 还是好朋友 (Old Version) - Cyndi Wang (王心凌) 2013年电视剧"笑傲江湖"主題曲 (Windows 7; Build 7601; This copy of Windows is not genuine)
    • New Version (2019年电视剧"倚天屠龍記"主題曲)
    • 逍遙 - Wallace Huo (霍建華)
    • 虐心 - 徐良&孙羽幽 (2013年电视剧"笑傲江湖"片尾曲) ("I'm much tougher than I look!" ~Da Qiao)
    • 多情的人总被无情的伤 - 六哲 (2013年电视剧"笑傲江湖"片尾曲) ("With each victory, I grow even stronger!" ~Huang Yueying)
    • 愛我 (Love Me) - 袁姍姍, 蒲提 (2013年电视剧"笑傲江湖"片尾曲)
  • Sunset (黃昏) - Steve Chou
  • 一人有一个梦想 - 黎瑞恩
  • 無情的情書 (Ruthless Love Letter) - Power Station (電視劇「爱情睡醒了」插曲)
  • 真心 (Sincerity) - Sally Yeh
  • 一生何求 - 陳百強
  • 永遠是你 (Always You) - Deric Wan (溫兆倫)
  • 月亮代表我的心
  • Love Love Love - Jolin Tsai (Happily ever after.)
    • Under the sea (海洋之心) - 蔡依林 (Jolin Tsai)
  • Marry Me Today (今天妳要嫁給我) - Jolin Tsai, David Tao (Just Say "I Do")
  • Mouse love rice - Twins
  • 原諒/Forgive - Celest Cheung ("Oh! I can't... go on..." ~Da Qiao)
  • 過火 - Jeff Chang (張信哲) ("Ahh, the enemy is so strong... At this rate, I worry for our land and its people..." ~Da Qiao)
  • 我們怎麼了/What happened to us - S.H.E ("Owww... Help me sis..." ~Xiao Qiao)
  • Nothing To Say(不像話)- Amuyi ("Oh no, I've lost!" ~Xiao Qiao)
  • Baby, baby, I love you/宝贝宝贝我爱你 - 陈兴瑜 ("I love you, Zhou Yu!" ~Xiao Qiao)
    • You are forever in my heart (在心裡從此永遠有個你)
  • 原諒我一次 (Forgive me this time) - 欢子 ("*sob* We lost... I'm sorry we couldn't protect you, Lord Sun Quan..." ~Xiao Qiao)
    • 得到你的人却得不到你的心
  • 戒情人 (Quit the Relationship) - Ronald Cheng (Gillian Chung and Michael Lai divorce)
  • 都是你的錯 (It's all your fault) - Kelly Chen, Ronald Cheng ("This is ALL. YOUR. FAULT!" ~Amy Cares to her mother Alice)
    • 月亮惹的禍 (Troubled By The Moon) - 張宇 (Phil Chang)
    • 雨一直下 (Rain Keeps Falling)
  • 你到底爱谁 (Who will you love) - 刘嘉亮
  • 今生今世 - 满文军
  • 卓依婷 - 追风的女儿
  • 心痛 (Heartache) - Dave Wong (Four Brothers of Peking/京城四少)
    • 傷心1999 (Zhao Yiling and Feng Shaofeng divorce)
    • 誰明浪子心
  • 不裝飾你的夢
  • 我等到花兒也謝了 - Jacky Cheung
    • 只想一生跟你走 (電視劇 三国机密之潜龙在渊 片尾曲)
  • 祝你一路顺风 (Wish you have a pleasant journey) - Nicky Wu
  • Jacky Cheung (張學友)、陳潔儀 - 醇酒醉影 (劇集"酒是故鄉醇"主题曲)
  • Backpack (背包) - Alec Su
    • Cherish (珍惜)
  • Single Love Song (单身情歌) - Terry Lin
    • Your Looks (你的样子)
    • Monalisa Tears (蒙娜麗莎的眼淚)
  • 只要为你活一天 - Nicholas Tse
    • 謝謝你的愛1999(普通話,粵語)
  • Summer of Love (夏日倾情) - Leon Lai
  • Really Want (好想好想) - Vicki Zhao Wei, Leo Ku (Romance In The Rain/情深深雨濛濛)
  • Let You Listen To My Heart (心要讓你聽見) - Samuel Tai (邰正宵)
    • One Thousand and One Nights (一千零一夜)(Mandarin)
      • 愛的傳說 (Cantonese)
      • 找一個字代替 ft. Timi Zhuo (卓依婷)
      • 九百九十九朵玫瑰
      • 千纸鹤
  • 不是因為寂寞才想你 - T.R.Y (insaneheadspace: Fabulous: Angela's Sweet Revenge - Annnnnd, so happy to see there is a mini-mouse game (just like in Delicious)!! Check you have found the mouse for each day by looking at the Calendar/level summary page; Platinum Edition Free and Fast and No Captcha Download Links)
  • 我会好好的 - 王心凌 (Activate Windows - Go to Settings to activate Windows.)
  • 忘了爱 - 梁碧友 (电视剧 步步惊心 主题曲) (Windows Vista 組建6002; Windows 7 内部版本7601 此Windows副本不是正版)
  • I finally took it seriously (總算為情認真過) - 鄭秀文 (大頭綠衣鬥殭屍)
  • Instinct (笑看風雲) - 鄭少秋
    • 從不放棄 (Cold Blood Warm Heart/天地男兒)
  • 離別的車站 - Vicki Zhao (Romance in the Rain)
  • 练习 - Andy Lau
    • 都怪我
    • 謝謝你的愛
    • 一起走过的曰子 (粵語,普通話)ft. Joey Yung
  • 陈楚生 - 有没有人告诉你
  • 其實不想走 (I didn't intend to go) - Wakin Chau
    • 愛相隨 (Love follows us)
  • 上海灘 (Shanghai Bund) (Cantonese, Mandarin)
  • 那麼愛你為什麼 - 黃品源
    • 你怎麼捨得我難過
  • 雨夜的浪漫
  • 勝利雙手創 - 葉振棠 (The Pride of Chowzhou/我來自潮州)
    • 問心無愧 - Timi Zhuo
  • 世界由我造 - 葉振棠 (1998亞洲電視劇「我來自廣州」主題曲), The Pride of Guangzhou
  • 身不由己 - Jackie Chan
  • 傷心太平洋 (The Sad Pacific) - Richie Jen (神鵰俠侶/Return of the Condor Heroes 1998)
  • 愛你愛到太傷痛 - 彭羚、巫啟賢 (TVB劇集"再見亦是老婆"插曲)
  • 舊夢不須記 - Timi Zhuo
  • Super Star - S.H.E
  • 我不後悔 (I Do Not Regret) - Jimmy Lin (林志穎) (Master Swordsman Lu Xiaofeng/陸小鳳之決戰前後)
  • Sugar-coated haws (冰糖葫蘆) - Timi Zhuo
    • 夢醒時分
  • Love you and love me - Zhang Yao
  • You are the song in my heart(你是我心内的一首歌) - Wang Lee Hom, Selina Jen
  • My heart doesn't change/我心不变 (OST Journey to the West 2010) - Tan Jing
  • 雨中的戀人們 - Chris Wong
  • 長相思 (Always Missing) - S.H.E
  • 孤單背影 - Priscilla Chan
  • Echo - Judy Chou (OST Ghost Catcher - Legend of Beauty)
  • 其实我很在乎你 (电影"床下有人"插曲, 电视剧「其实我很在乎你」主题曲) - Sunny Xie (谢容儿)
    • Notepad/记事本 (feat. Steve Chou)
  • Twins ft. Boy'z - 死性不改
  • 天下無雙 - Jane Zhang (張靚穎)(Return of the Condor Heroes 2006)
    • 江湖笑 - 张纪中、Emil Chau (周华健)、胡军、Huang Xiaoming (黄晓明)、陈焕昌
  • 刀劍如夢 - 周華健
  • Fairy Tale (童话)- Michael Wong (Phoenix from the Ashes/浴火凤凰 ending)
    • Heavens (天堂)
    • Promise (约定)
  • 當你孤單你會想起誰 (Who will you think of when you're lonely) - Nicholas Teo
  • 容易受伤的女人 (traditional: 容易受傷的女人) (Fragile Woman) - Faye Wong (王菲), Linda Chou
  • 忘了愛 - Toro 華視「雪天使」片尾曲
  • 不会爱 - Fahrenheit (飛輪海) (偶像劇「終極一家」片尾曲)
  • 江南 - JJ Lin (林俊傑)
  • 大城小爱 - Wang Lee Hom (电视剧“御姐归来”片尾曲)
  • 一眼萬年 - S.H.E
  • 最近还好吗 - S.H.E (电视剧「斗牛‧要不要」片尾曲)
  • Romantic Love - Jessie Chiang
  • 愛上你是一個錯
  • Secret I Can't Tell (不能说的秘密) - Jay Chou
    • 髮如雪 (Hair Like Snow) (电视剧 "画皮之真爱无悔" 片尾曲)
  • 別說我的眼淚你無所謂 - 张振宇
  • 一天一点爱恋 - Tony Leung
    • 无间道 (粤语/普通话) ft. Andy Lau (Internal Affairs)
  • 突圍 (Breakout) - Steven Ma, Ron Ng (The Brink of Law/突圍行動)
  • I Do - Cherry Ho (何紫慧) (TVB Only You 只有您)
  • 剑心 (Sword of Heart) - Jason Zhang (张杰) (Sword of Legends/古剑奇谭)
  • 那些年 (Those Bygone Years) - 胡夏 (You Are The Apple Of My Eye/那些年,我們一起追的女孩)
  • 連續劇 - 容祖兒 (On Call 36小時)
    • 續集
  • 我爱你胜过你爱我 (电视剧 古今大戰秦俑情 主题曲) - 陈雪兰 & 祖儿, 冷漠 杨小曼
  • 浩瀚 - 张杰 (电视剧 神鵰俠侶 主题曲)
  • 你我 - 陈晓、陈妍希 (电视剧 神鵰俠侶 片尾曲)
  • 沒有你陪伴真的好孤單 - 夢然 (Mira Wang) (電視劇 花千骨 片尾曲) (Ady An/安以軒 baby shower)
  • 秋天不回來 - 王强
    • 你把爱情给了谁 ft. 龙梅子
  • 如果那天没有遇见你 ~ 安以轩
  • 女兒情 - Henry劉憲華 (西游记·女儿国)
  • 何为永恒 -(胡夏)电视剧《倚天屠龙记》片尾曲
  • 朋友别哭 - 吕方

  • Aoi Usagi (Blue Rabbit) - Noriko Sakai
  • Cross Colors - Yuki Koyanagi (English/Japanese) (Dynasty Warriors 4 Image song)
  • Sugar Rush! - AKB48

  • Forever (Korean) - Ahn Jae Wook (OST Star In My Heart)

  • Christmas Edition[]

    • Do You Hear What I Hear - Carrie Underwood
    • Jingle Bell Rock - Hall and Oates, Bobby Helms
    • Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree - Brenda Lee
    • Sleigh Ride - Amy Grant
    • Last Christmas - Wham, Taylor Swift

    China TV Series Classification[]

    DTV Transition[]

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  • Notice how digital's made pretty much everything better? Especially Television. Digital TVs got better picture, better sound with more channels, in fact, it’s so much better that by law, all broadcast TV has to be digital by 2009. But, some TVs need an upgrade to get digital you could even lose your signal. Get the facts. Visit DTVAnswers.com or call this number to learn about TV switch to digital. (Channel 2 WCBS PSA)
  • Digital TV has better picture, better sound, more channels, but in 2009 when broadcast TV goes all digital, will you lose your signal? Go to DTVAnswers.com or call this number to learn about TV switch to digital.

  • A revolution has come to television even bigger than a change to color. On February 17 2009, television goes all digital, but without an upgrade, some TVs will stop working. Now visit a special DTV Trekker Truck to see how to convert your TV to DTV for better picture and sound. See what you're missing. Make sure your TV is DTV. Come see the DTV trekker truck at Greenbrier Mall, Tuesday January 8th from 10am to 3pm.
  • A revolution has come to broadcast television even bigger than the change to color. On February 17 2009, television goes all digital. But without an upgrade, some TVs will stop working. Find out what you need to do. Call this number or visit DTVAnswers.com to see how you can get free over the air digital TV with better picture, better sound and more channels. See what you're missing. Make sure your TV is DTV.
  • On February 17th, 2009, broadcast television goes all digital with better picture, better sound and more channels. But without an upgrade, some TVs will stop working. Find out what you need to do. Call this number or visit DTVAnswers.com.

  • It might seem strange, but your Antenna TV could become just a box, if you don't get this box. In February 2009, Some TVs will stop working unless they're upgraded to digital television with this DTV converter box. Without this upgrade, your Antenna TV will not work. Make sure your TV is DTV. Call 888-DTV-2009 or visit DTVAnswers.com. Don't let your TV Become "Just A Box".

  • The future is here. Right here in this box. Because this box has the power. The power to convert your Antenna TV into DTV. Digital Television. And now this big discount coupon makes the DTV Converter Box affordable. Make sure your TV is DTV Before February 2009, or all you'll see is: (static screen) - Learn more about the converter box and coupon. Call 888-DTV-2009 or go to DTV2009.gov.

  • DTV, it's as easy as 123. That's digital television. For a better picture, astonishing sound, special channels, DTV is a revolution that viewers need to know about because in 2009, changes are on the way that'll affect how we all enjoy television. So we want to make sure you know all about the big switch to DTV. So get in step, check this website or call the number on your screen (800-555-1234). We've got the answers to make DTV.

  • Greensboro, North Carolina - Get answers about the switch to digital television. The question we hear a lot is Will I need a new TV? If your old TV is connected to satellite or cable, then you shouldn't be affected. If you use an antenna, you have two options: buy a new TV or a digital converter box. Go to digtriad.com click DTV switch and get ready to go digital! Brought to you by hhgregg price and advice guaranteed. And WFMY News 2. Get Answers.
  • Atlanta, Georgia - The future of television is here. Digital is in the air. I'm [insert player], if you have over-the-air television service, if you use an antenna, you're gonna need to upgrade to DTV. You have until February of 2009. Call this number or visit 11alive.com. You'll learn how to get a big discount coupon on this low-cost digital converter box. Then enjoy free, over-the-air DTV, with better picture, better sound. Make sure your TV is DTV. Sponsored by hhgregg.
  • Hi, I'm [insert player] and I know a lot of you are wondering what you have to do to have your TV's ready for the digital conversion which is coming February 2009. And that's why WGRZ is teaming up with the HD experts here stereo advantage, make sure you have all of the information plus the system designers here at stereo advantage of over 100 years experience so they can answer all of your questions. You can also log onto wgrz.com click on DTV, they'll have information there for you, and you can register to win an HDTV!

  • The Big Game
  • The guys are bringing the sofa to Entrance Door TV.
  • Man 1: I can't believe you gave away your old TV.
  • Man 2: February 17th, my old TV isn't going to work anymore anyways.
  • Man 1: Dude! All you needed to do is get a digital converter. You can even get coupons for them!
  • Man 2: Are you serious?
  • Woman 1, 2: Whoa!
  • Woman 3: Yeah!
  • Man 1: Yes! Ah, great.
  • Your Kids Know, Do You?

    • The family arrives at the living room to watch TV.
    • Woman: Horry, we're going to miss the show.
    • The TV's not working.
    • A man rushes to the antenna to fix it.
    • The kids are volunteering to find and install the converter box.
    • Woman: Faster! Faster! Faster!
    • Man: Whoa! Ah!
    • A man falls down to the ground while fixing the antenna. The kids brought them a converter box.
    • Man: What is this?
    • Boy: It's a digital converter box.

    Don't Forget the Coupons

    • A woman sells the old TV.
    • Few seconds later, a man takes the TV as a purchase, but then a woman drops the box and rushes to the customer.
    • Woman: Hey!
    • A woman is chasing the customer! She turns the man around and shows him the coupons.
    • Woman: Don't forget the coupons...

    Analog TV Ends Feb 17, 2009.

    • VO: To find out if you are eligible for Digital Converter Box coupons, go to www.dtvanswers.com.

  • There’s a revolution coming to your television and News 3 wants to make sure you’re ready. It’s called “Digital Television”, and in February 2009, the way you watch TV will change forever. With it, you’ll get clearer crisper pictures and better sound. But there’s a catch, your TV may need an upgrade. To find out, log on to kbtx.com and click on “Digital TV”. There you’ll get answers to commonly asked questions, plus blogs and other details you might need to know. Don’t let the digital revolution leave you behind. Get the facts at kbtx.com.
  • ABC 7 wants you ready for the digital evolution. Digital quality is far better since starting February 17th, 2009, all broadcast TV has to be digital by law. Some TVs will need an upgrade. Visit DTVAnswers.com or call to learn how you can go digital!
  • Big changes are ahead for television viewers: Digital TV or DTV is coming! In just a few weeks, TV stations will begin transmitting digital signals only! Be sure your home is DTV ready. This Monday, January 12th, 2009, at 5:25 pm, all Jacksonville TV stations will display a message like this on-air. If you can see it, you may have to take action to continue getting a TV signal after the transition. Be sure to take this opportunity to find out if you're DTV ready.
  • Bob Barker reminding you in February 2009, antenna Tv changes to DTV, Digital Television. Everything will be broadcast digitally, even game shows. If you get TV with rabbit ears or a rooftop antenna, you need to upgrade the digital or you'll lose reception. Don't wait! Call this number or visit DTVAnswers.com to see if you need to upgrade your TV. Make sure your TV is DTV.
  • Starting February 17th, all local stations will be turning to digital-only broadcast, which means if you have cable or satellite, then you're fine. But, if you're still using the antenna, you're gonna need a converter box. Go to DTVAnswers.com to get a coupon that can help you with the cost, or you can call the number below.

  • Is your TV ready for digital? By February 17th, television stations will stop brad cake- [Interruption] Oh. That's like a tongue twister. [Continue] Television stations will stop broadcast in an analog and broadcast only in digital. Your TV needs to be ready for digital so you can keep watching. You have an analog TV with rabbit ears or rooftop antenna, you need to act. Visit [Interruption] DTV.gov (dot gov I don't remember you heard that or) [Continue] DTV.gov to find out what you need to. Don't delay, or: (static screen!)

  • You are seeing this message because you need to prepare for digital television (DTV). In February/On June 12th, this and many other TV channels will be shut off, but all of your favorite programs are already on air as digital channels. Get ready now for DTV. You won't miss a single show and you'll enjoy better pictures and sound than you currently receive. If you get TV by a rooftop or rabbit ears, you need to prepare your TV set to receive digital television. For more information on how to prepare your TV set, call or visit www.dtv.gov. If you get TV by cable or satellite, please contact your service provider directly.

  • Jun 12 2009[]

    • By now, you've heard the antenna Tv is going all digital, in a nationwide switch to Digital TV is moved to a new date: June 12th, but you don't have to wait until June 12th, to enjoy free digital TV. Upgrade your Antenna TV with the converter box or buy a new digital set. Use the right antenna, and start enjoying free Digital Television now. Visit DTVAnswers.com or call 888-CALL-FCC to learn more about the June 12th switch to digital TV.

  • Welcome to the Digital World. By June 12, antenna TV will be all digital. To get ready, buy a digital set or converter box like this. Setup is easy. Plug this cable from the output of the converter box to the input of your TV set. Use the right antenna, scan for channels, and start enjoying free digital TV now. To learn more, visit DTVAnswers.com or phone 888-CALLFCC. Antenna TV goes all digital on June 12, so get ready and tell a friend.
  • Welcome to the digital world. By June 12th, antenna TV will be all digital. Get ready with a digital TV set or converter box. Plug the cable from the output of the converter box to the TV’s input. Use the right antenna and start enjoying free digital TV now. Win tickets at 311. Log on to CW27.com to enter!

  • Welcome to the Digital World. By June 12, antenna TV will be all digital. To get ready, buy a digital set or converter box. Then, try testing your antenna. Move it around like this and check your reception. If you're not getting a clear signal or getting no signal at all, you may need a new VHF-UHF antenna. To learn more visit AntennaWeb.org or phone 888-CALLFCC. Antenna TV goes all digital on June 12, so get ready and tell a friend.
  • Welcome to the Digital World. By June 12th, antenna TV will be all-digital. To get ready, buy a digital set or a converter box, then try testing your antenna, move it around like this and check your reception. If you’re not getting a clear signal or getting no signal at all, you may need a new VHF-UHF antenna.

  • Are you ready for the digital world? By June 12, antenna TV will be all digital. Remember to rescan your converter box or your digital TV set, especially after June 12th, to get all your channels. Press Menu on your remote, and choose the Channel Scan function. By rescanning, your TV set will find all the channels available in your area. Visit DTVAnswers.com or phone 888-CALL-FCC to learn more. Antenna TV goes all digital on June 12th, so get ready and tell a friend.
  • Are you ready for the digital world? By June 12, antenna TV will be all digital. Remember to rescan your converter box or your digital TV set, especially after June 12th. By rescanning, your TV set will find all the channels available in your area.

  • The June 12th nationwide deadline for the DTV switch is here, and WAVY/FOX 43’s signal will be switching to digital transmission today at 9am. After the switch, analog-only televisions sets that receive programming through an antenna will need a converter box to continue to receive over-the-air television. Analog-only TVs should continue to work as before with cable and satellite tv services, gaming consoles, VCRs, DVD players and similar products. If you are having trouble seeing WAVY digital channel 10.1, or FOX 43 digital channel 43.1, try moving your antenna, then rescan your converter box or if you have a TV, rescan it. For more information, you can call the FCC directly at 1-888-CALL FCC or log onto www.wavy.com.

  • UK - 2010-2012[]

    • There are three main ways to switch to digital television: convert your existing TV yourself with a digital set top box, get a service like satellite, cable or broadband TV installed for you. Or, you can get a new TV with digital built-in. For friendly and partial advice on the options available where you live, call digital UK on 08456 50 50 50. Get set for digital!

  • Are you 75 and over? Or eligible disabled? If so, you will receive a letter from the help scheme about the help you can get to switch one TV to digital. For 40 pounds they can arrange for an approved installer to supply and install everything you need. For some eligible people it's free! Look out for your letter when switchover reaches your area.
  • Are you 75 and over, or eligible disabled? If so, you will receive a letter from the help scheme about the help you can get switching your TV to digital. For standard £40 fee, or free if you're eligible and also on certain benefits, they can arrange for an approved installer to supply and install everything you need. Call free 0800 40 85 900.

  • The countdown to the TV switchover has started. Digital UK is the independent organization set-up to help you through the switchover. So for advice, call 08456 50 50 50.
  • The first area for UK is now switching to digital TV. And else telling anyone when to get ready. To find out when it reaches your road, call 08456 50 50 50.
  • The first area for UK is now switching to digital TV. Different areas switch at different time. So to find out when it reaches your road, enter your postcode at digitaluk.co.uk.

  • (That lab to be ready for switchover. This one too. And the one in the kids room, how you suppose to be in bed? Hey! Oh, sorry, by the new word in bed. Whew! Hooray! Start the van!) Don't forget every television in your house will need to be ready for the digital switchover.

  • The old analog signal is being switched off for good. (My TV is not working! Can I watch Corey on yours now?) If your TV isn't ready by the 4th of April/6th of July, you'll start to lose your channels. Call 08456 50 50 50 if you’re unsure what to do.
  • The old analog signal is being switched off for good. (My TV is not working! Can I watch Corey on yours now?) If your TV isn’t ready you’ll lose your channels. Call 08456 50 50 50 if you’re unsure what to do.

  • (While sitware at football as a recorded! I can't watch this old rubbish! Ugh!) After the digital switchover all VCRs and most DVD recorders will only record the channel you're watching. If you want to record a different channel ask about a digital TV recorder. (What's going to happen?)

  • With digital switchover coming, make sure every TV in your home is ready. For independent device, call 08456 50 50 50. Why wait for switchover?

  • If you use a free view TV service, you’ll start to lose channels from the 4th of April. To get them back, just retune using your remote.

  • The TV switchover starts here on the 4th of April. So make sure you're ready.
  • Nearly all TVs can be converted to digital, so you don’t need to throw away your television.

  • Yorkshire Digital Switchover is here, so why not switch to better? Get all your Freeview favorites plus so much more with Sky Top Entertainment channels. Switch to Sky Plus to record and store so there's always something good to watch ready when you are. Get a Free Sky Plus box when you join Sky TV, with fast broadband and UK evening weekend calls, all included for 20 pounds a month. Switch to Better TV choice, more ways to watch, all at great value. Sky. Believe in better.

  • Canada - 2011[]

    • If your TV is plugged into a cable or satellite service, this message is NOT for you. But if you watch TV using an antenna, you should know that on September 1st, over-the-air TV signals will be switching from analog to digital in many parts of Canada. If you own an analog TV and use an antenna, you may need a converter box to continue watching television over-the-air. They cost less than $100 CAD and are easy to install and use. Without a converter next September, your signal might look like this: (static screen)
    • The Government of Canada and the CRTC have mandated that over-the-air television transmission must switch from analog to digital in selected markets by August 31st 2011. If you watch global through cable or satellite, you won't be affected. But if you're watching global using an outdoor antenna or rabbit ears, your service may be impacted. To find out more, visit Shaw.ca/dtv or call toll free.

    Australia - June 2010 - Dec 2013[]

    • Australia is switching to digital TV, so you need to get ready. If you're buying a set-top box on your tv, there are government labels to help you. Analog TVs will have this label, while digital TVs have these labels. You'll need a set-top box to continue watching free-to-air shows on your analog TV. To find out how to get ready, visit the website or call (Australia 1800 20 10 13). Authorised by the Australian Government, Canberra.
    • The world is switching to digital TV, and so is Australia, so to keep watching free-to-air shows, you need to get ready. If you've got an analog TV, all you need to do is connect it to a set-top box or you can get a digital ready TV. If you're buying a set-top box or new TV, these government labels will help you. With digital TV, most people will get a clearer picture, better sound and more channels. Analog TV signals will be gradually phased out across Australia between 2010 and 2013, but don't wait till then, switch now and enjoy digital TV straight away. To find out how to get ready, visit the website or call 1800 20 10 13.

  • To keep receiving free-to-air TV after the analog signals are switched off, you have two main options: you can either get a set-top box or similar device for each analog TV you have, or you can upgrade to a Tv with a built-in digital tuner. Most importantly, you don't have to buy a new TV. To find out how to get ready and when it's happening in your area, visit the website or call 1800 20 10 13.

  • To help you get ready for digital TV, here are some things you should know. These government labels have been developed to help you choose your digital ready equipment. Look out for the labels in electronics retailers on TVs, set-top boxes, and digital TV recorders. This label shows that this analog TV is capable of receiving digital signals only if it’s connected to a set-top box. This label shows that this equipment can receive standard definition digital TV. This label shows that this equipment can receive high-definition digital TV. To find out more about standard and high-definition and the labeling scheme, visit the website or call 1800 20 10 13. Authorised by Commonwealth of Australia, Capital Hill, Canberra.

  • If you don't switch to a Digital TV before May 28th, this is the only program you’ll be able to receive! So for the best advice in price, make the switch now at R.T. Edwards the digital switchover specialists! Hurry in for huge deals on all the big brand digital TVs and set-top boxes, get expert advice on the TV or set-top box that’s right for you! Plus, you can rent it, buy it or interest free it! So make the switch at R.T. Edwards now before: (static screen!)

  • Are you ready for digital TV? In some areas, analog TV has already been switched off. Sydney and surrounding areas will be switching to digital-only TV on the 3rd December 2013. For help or more information on how to get ready for digital TV in your area, call 1800 20 10 13 or visit the website at australia.gov.au/digitalready

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  • Are you ready for digital TV? You’ll need to have the right equipment to watch and record digital TV. With Sydney and surrounding areas, switching on a 3rd of December 2013, you’ll need to get ready. Most antennas and cables are fine, but to receive digital only TV. Some may need an upgrade. For help or more information on how to get digital ready in your area, call 1800 20 10 13 or visit the website.

  • If you're not digital TV ready by the 28th of May/3rd of December 2013, you won't see anything. Brisbane/Sydney and surrounding areas will be switching on the 28th of May/3rd of December. So you must get ready now. For help or more information on how to get ready for digital TV in your area, call 1800 20 10 13 or visit the website at australia.gov.au/digitalready

  • Get into the good guys and get ready for digital TV! Update to the latest technology and will deliver and install your Tv and remove your old one from AU$99. Switchover happens on December 3, so get ready now! Available in store only at the good guys!

  • Are you digital ready? The analog TV switch off is happening in this area on the 3rd of December. If you haven’t already made the switch, all you need is a digital TV or digital set-top box. Your current antenna should be fine, but you may need to check it’s correctly positioned and not obstructed in any way. An endorsed antenna can help you with this. To find out more, visit the digital ready website digitalready.gov.au.

  • Time is running out! The analog TV signals will be switched off in less than two weeks (or one week), so you need to get digital ready by the 3rd December 2013. Call (Australia 1800 20 10 13) or visit the website.
  • You won’t see anything if you're not ready for digital TV. The switch-off happens this week, so you must get Digital-ready now. Call 1800-20-10-13 or visit the website.
  • Time is running out! The analog TV signals will be switched off in less than one week, so you need to get digital ready by the 2nd of April 2013. Call (Australia 1800 20 10 13) or visit the website.

  • Are you ready for digital TV? The government is phasing out analog TV signals. So to keep watching free-to-air shows, you need to get Digital-ready. If you've got an analog TV, all you need to do is connect it to a set-top box, or you can get a digital ready TV. With Digital TV, most people will get a clearer picture, better sound, and more channels. If you're buying a set-top box or digital TV, look for the government labels or pick up the brochure in store. To find out how to get ready, visit australia.gov.au or call 1800-20-10-13. Authorized by the Australian Government, Canberra, spoken by L Bell.

  • New Zealand - September 2012 to December 2013[]

    • Best option for you and your family. Sky has so much to offer outstanding sport and entertainment channels, fascinating documentary and lifestyle choices with plenty to keep the kids heavy. Plus this the on-screen guide, instant recording and on-demand blockbuster movies, so you can watch at a time to suit you. For all these features and more, choose Sky, when you decide to go digital! Call 0800 759 999.

    Switzerland - Sep 13, 2015[]

    |*Hello, I’m Carl Cable, your 3-in-1 cable connection, and did you know that UPC Cablecom is launching into the future and going 100% digital? This means we will be switching off analog television. But not to worry, if you have me, you also have digital. Swtiching is easy and can be done in just a few steps. First, take a closer look at your TV. Do you have a flat screen with this logo on it somehwere? You do? Great! Then all you need to do is run a digital channel scan. To find out exactly how to do this, simply refer to your TV instructions. You will also find related useful information on the UPC Cablecom website. Can’t find the logo on your TV or have an older set with a picture tube? No problem. You can watch digital television with these sets too - all you need is a converter. UPC cablecom can order the first converter free of charge. Digital Television offers you not only better picture and sound quality, but also a much greater selection of channels and all at no extra cost of course. After making this switch, you will be asking yourself, “Why didn’t I do it much sooner?” Enjoy more channels and more entertainment. For further information go to our website, give us a call, or visit our shops or specialist retailers. And remember, if you have me, you also have digital TV.

    Mediacorp - 2016-2018[]

    Mediacorp has started digital TV broadcast for its seven free-to-air channels in phases. Digital TV gives better quality pictures and sound and has features such as Electronic Programme Guides and multi-language subtitles. If you are a pay TV subscriber, you are already enjoying digital TV. If your TV set is not connected to pay TV services, you can enjoy digital TV by connecting your TV set to a digital TV ready set-top box and an antenna. If you plan to buy a new TV, consider getting a digital TV ready set which is identified by this label. These TVs don't require set-top box, you simply connect the TV to an antenna. Mediacorp will continue analogue broadcast for at least 2 more years, so you will have sufficient time to get ready for digital TV. To find out more about digital TV, including its phased rollout plan, please visit mediacorp.sg/digitaltv!

    Jan 22 2016 I'm going to upgrade your TV to digital TV. Is this TV connected to StarHub TV or Singtel TV service? If it is, you are already enjoying digital TV.

    • How to set up digital TV
      • If it's not, all you need is just this antenna and this set-top box.
    1. Number 1. If you are using a TV which is not digital-ready, just connect the antenna to the set-top box with the antenna cable. Then connect the set-top box to your TV with a HDMI cable or a three-colored AV cable depending on your TV's connection ports. If you are using the set-top box, make sure to select HDMI or AV using the Source button. Then use the set-top box remote control to scan and control the TV channels.
    2. Number 2. If your TV is digital ready, it's super easy as your TV has a built-in DVB-T2 tuner. You just need to connect the antenna to your Tv with the antenna cable. After all the connections are done, scan the digital TV channels by following the on-screen instructions. To know if a Tv or a set-top box is digital-ready, simply look out for these Digital Tv consumer labels when buying the equipment.
    • Antenna Checks

    That's all? Not yet, a few last checks! Is your antenna connected to the correct input of your Tv or set-top box? Does your antenna require a power source? If yes, make sure it is powered. If you're using the set-top box, make sure the antenna power option is switched to ON under the menu options of the set-top box. How can I be sure that I get the best reception? You can use the signal strength indicator function in your TV or set-top box to help you find the optimum position of your antenna. You can place the antenna near a window, position the antenna higher or away from other electronic equipment and the TV.

    • How to record digital TV

    Can I record my favorite programs so that I don't miss them when I go out? Yes of course. Check with the retailers on the availability of the recording function on your TV or set-top box. If your TV or set-top box is able to support recording function, just connect a storage device like a thumb drive or portable hard disk to the USB port to record your TV programs. Some TV sets or set-top boxes allow you to record using the built-in storage disk drive. You can now record in HD quality and it's so easy to recording using the Electronic Program Guide.

    For more information, visit www.mediacorp.sg/digitaltv or call 6435 6288.

    • Network upgrade
    • Mediacorp is upgrading its digital TV network. To continue watching this channel, you need to switch to the new network by 28 February 2017. To switch:
    • From 1 March 2017 this channel will cease operation and will be available on the new digital TV network. To continue watching this channel, you need to:
      • Option 1: Convert your existing TV with a DVB-T2 digital set top box and antenna
      • Option 2: upgraded to TV with built in DVB-T2 Digital tuner and antenna.
    • For more info, visit www.mediacorp.sg/digitaltv or call 6435 6288

  • If your TV is NOT digital ready, you need an indoor antenna and a digital set-top box.
    1. Connect the indoor antenna to the set-top box with the antenna cable. Make sure the indoor antenna is connected to the right port.
      • The best reception, place the antenna high up or away from electronic equipment and other sources of interference.
    2. If you're using a flat-screen TV, connect the set-top box to the Tv with the HDMI Cable. Switch on the TV, then select HDMI using the source button on your TV remote.
      • 2a: If you're using an analog CRT TV, connect the set top box to the TV with the AV Cable. Switch on the TV then select AV using the source button on your TV remote.
    3. Switch on the set-top box and scan the digital TV channels by following the on-screen instructions or via the set-top box menu.
      • If you're using an active indoor antenna, switch on the Antenna power option in the set-top menu.
      • You can use this signal strength indicator function in the set-top box menu to find the optimum position for your indoor antenna.
    • And you're all set to start watching digital TV! If you need help with any of the steps, call Singapore 6435 6288.
    • If your TV is digital ready, you just need an indoor antenna.
    • Step 1: Connect the Indoor Anteena to the TV with the Antenna cable. Make sure the Indoor Antenna is connected to the right port. If you're using an active indoor antenna, first connect the antenna cable to the antenna port on the TV. Then plug the USB Canle into the USB port on the TV to switch on the Antenna power. If your active Indoor antenna comes with the power adapter, plug the adapter into the power socket to switch on the antenna power. The best reception, place the antenna high up or away from electronic equipment and other sources of interference.
    • Step 2: Switch on the TV and scan the digital TV channels by following the on-screen instructions or via the TV menu. You can use this signal strength indicator function in the TV menu to find the optimum position for your indoor antenna.
    • And you're all set to start watching digital TV! If you need help with any of the steps, call Singapore 6435 6288.

  • To continue watching your favorite Mediacorp shows in HIGH DEFINITION, switch to digital TV, now. Where was I? Analogue TV ends 31st December 2018. Switch to Digital TV. Just check and Connect! Visit digitaltv.sg to find out more!
  • 模拟电视频道将于2018年12月31日停播。记得转换为数码电视广播。只先确认&再安装。预知更多详情,请上网:digitaltv.sg
  • That guy’s great! You switch to Digital TV yet? Much better. High DEF-I-NI-TION. My wife loves drama in HD. Switch now, you can win prizes, like 55-inch TV. Very big! Very drama! I know, Uncle. I switched already! Switch to Digital TV now! (Analog Tv ends 31 Dec 2018) Find out more at digitalTV.sg
  • The switch-off in stages

    1. Analogue Logo shown in TVs.
    2. Logo moved slightly to the left.
    3. You are seeing this message because you are on Analogue TV. If you do not switch to Digital TV, you will not be able to receive TV signals after 31 Dec 2018. Visit digitaltv.sg or call 1800-388-4357.
    4. You are watching analogue TV channels. The picture size on your analogue TV screen will be reduced from 17 September. Switch to digital TV now. Visit www.digitaltv.sg or call.
    5. From January 1st 2019, analogue TV will cease transmission. To continue watching this channel: Connect your TV (not digital-ready) to a digital set-top box or antenna; or, Connect your TV (digital-ready) to an antenna. For more info, visit digitaltv.sg
      1. Your screen will revert to normal after you have switched to DTV.
      2. You will not be able to watch this channel from January 1st 2019. Your screen will revert to normal after you have switched to Digital TV. SWITCH NOW - Visit www.digitaltv.sg or Call 1800-388-4357
      3. You will not be able to watch this channel from January 2nd 2019.
    • Even dinosaurs have gone digital. Have you? Save more than 40% now! Plus, enjoy free home delivery with a minimum spend of S$200. Available at the following Giant stores! Don't wait any longer. Switch to digital TV now!

    Hong Kong - 2019 - December 1, 2020[]

    • I’m analogue TV grandpa, I receive up to five free TV channels. I’m Digital TV boy, and I receive 12 high-definition digital TV channels. From December 1st, 2020, free Tv broadcasting will be fully digital! So I can no longer receive any TV signals? Don't worry. You still have more than a year to get prepared. Viewers with analogue TV sets can add a set-top box, or get a digital TV, to continue watching free TV programmes. For enquiries, call 3655 5618 or go to www.digitaltv.gov.hk
    • From December 1, 2020, free TV broadcasting will be fully digital. Five analogue channels will be switched off, but don’t worry. Viewers with analogue TV sets still have more than a year to get prepared. To continue watching free TV programmes after the switch-off date, add a set-top box or get a digital TV. Remember, full digital TV broadcasting will start on December 1 next year. For enquiries, call 3655 5618.

    January 2020

    • If you’re still watching analogue TV, it’s time for action!
      • Full digital TV broadcasting will start on December 1, 2020. Eligible households in need can apply for the Community Care Fund Digital Television Assistance Programme. Add a set-top box or switch to a digital TV set, and then you can keep watching free TV.
      • Elderly people may ask others to help fill in and submit the application form. Call 2922 9230 to learn more!

    August 2020

    • Digital TV broadcasting will be fully implemented on December 1. Get prepared, or you will not be able to watch free TV! Action! Tell your relatives and friends quickly. From December 1, analogue TV sets will not be able to receive free TV channels. Act quickly to add a set-top box, or switch to a digital TV set. Eligible households in need can apply for the Community Care Fund Digital Television Assistance Programme. Call 2922 9230 for more information. Act now, or you'll have nothing to watch!
    • Digital TV broadcasting will be fully implemented soon. Tell your friends and relatives quickly. From December 1, analogue TV sets won’t be able to receive free TV channels. Act quickly to add a set-top box, or switch to a digital TV set. Eligible households in need can apply for the Community Care Fund Digital Television Assistance Programme. Call 2922 9230 to learn more!

    December 1, 2020

    • Digital TV broadcasting has been fully implemented. Analogue TV sets can’t receive free TV channels anymore. If you have one, you must add a set-top box, or switch to a digital TV set! Eligible households in need can apply for the Community Care Fund Digital Television Assistance Programme on or before July 15, 2021. Call 2922 9230 to learn more. Remember to remind your relatives and friends!

    Analog switch-off[]

    Before[]

    The analogue TV service will close at 9am on June 30. Call 1800 20 10 13 for assistance.

    Analogue TV services will cease after midnight. You will need to retune your Freeview TV or set-top box tomorrow to receive all your channels. Most people will be able to re-tune by 6am, but for some it will be late afternoon. Questions? Call digital UK on 08456 50 50 50.

    On May 28th, December 3rd, or December 10th, this analogue Tv service will be switched off permanently. Continue watching Channel Ten on digital TV. Need info? Call 1800 20 10 13.

      • Commencing next Tuesday, May 28th, December 3rd (or December 10th), Channel 7 Brisbane/Sydney/Melbourne can be seen via digital television only. Channel 7 will no longer broadcast for old TVs. Please ensure that you have a digital TV or a digital set-top box so you can continue to enjoy Channel 7 and our digital channels 7two and 7mate. For more information call 1800 20 10 13 or go to www.digitalready.gov.au

    We are currently migrating from analogue to digital TV broadcast. For more details and information on how to get your digital decoder, visit myfreeview.tv or call 1800–18-1088.

    (Full Digital TV Broadcast) (Countdown days)

      • Jade, Hong Kong Open TV: “Please switch to our digital TV channel!”
      • RTHk 31A, 33A: “Please switch to our digital TV channel 31 or 33”
      • Pearl: "Please switch to our digital channel!"

    Approaching switch-off[]

    February 17, 2009[]

    Since 1954 WWNY Carthage/Watertown has been broadcasting with an analog frequency. Today marks the end of WWNY’s analog transmission. From this date forward we’ll be broadcasting in a DIGITAL format only. If you are viewing this message, your TV set is NOT ready for DIGITAL. You need a DIGITAL converter box or DIGITAL TV. For more information visit our website at www.wwny.com or www.dtvanswers.com

    If you see this your tv isn’t ready for DTV! WWHO-TV Chillicothe, OH, is transmitting only on its digital signal channel 44.

    March 31, 2009[]

    This Concludes the Analog Transmission of WOSU-TV, Channel 34 by Ohio State University. 53 years and 39 days of service

    June 12, 2009[]

    • If you still need a converter box for your analog television, more $40 government coupons are now available, and your coupons expired, you can now reapply online by phone or by mail. Coupons will expire 90 days from the day they are mailed and applications will be accepted July 31st 2009 as long as funding is available. If you have any questions throughout digital television, call toll-free or visit iptv.org.
      • Statewide Iowa Public Television will now cease analog broadcasting. Our programming will switch to IPTV’s digital service. You may notice a slight interruption while we make the switch. If you are no longer able to receive our signal after we make the switch, help is available. You can contact the FCC at 1-888-CALL-FCC after 7:00 a.m. Friday morning you can call Iowa Public Television at toll-free. Information is available 24 hours a day at iptv.org, and as always, thank you for watching Iowa Public Television.

  • This is WCBS-TV, New York. WCBS-TV broadcasted on Channel 2 by the authority of the Federal Communications Commission. WCBS-TV is owned by CBS Inc. and is operated by the CBS Television Station Division. WCBS-TV will cease broadcasting regular analog programming on Channel 2 permanently effective with this sign-off. The next regularly schedule broadcast on WCBS-TV analog will be nightlight public service announcement at 3 PM.
    • Good afternoon, this is WCBS-TV. WCBS-TV is owned and operated by CBS Inc. This station will operate for the next 30 days as a nightlight station only for the New York area. The only programming that will be present is “Information Regarding the Switch to Digital Television” and where you can obtain assistance.

  • When you read this message, it means you are still watching analog TV. Blue Ridge PBS will permanently shut off its analog TV service on Friday, June 12, at 9 AM. To receive a digital signal, which is the new TV standard, you may: Purchase and install a converter box for your analog TV, purchase a TV with a digital tuner, or connect your analog TV to cable, satellite or other pay TV service. If you have DTV questions: Visit www.DTV2009.gov or Call the federal communications commission toll free 1-888-CALL-FCC or Call Blue Ridge PBS toll free 1-888-332-7788 (Mon-Fri, 8am - 5pm). TV converter box coupons are still available. Call 1-888-DTV-2009 or visit www.DTV2009.gov. If you are already using a digital TV or a converter box: You may need to re-scan multiple times on June 12 and/or re-scan on June 13.

  • The federally mandated DTV Conversion has now occurred. By law, WISH-TV and MyINDY-TV, along with all other television stations in the United States, must cease broadcasting on their analog channels by June 12th. You must now have a digital television set or digital set-top converter box to receive any television station’s signal. If you can not see WISH-TV or MyINDY-TV on the digital channels, please contact us at 317-923-8888 or contact the FCC for more information at 888-225-5322 or online at DTV.gov.

  • This is WFTV, Orlando. WFTV signed on February 1st 1958 as WLOF-TV. We have proudly served the Central Florida community ever since. Today, our analog service fades into history, marking the end of our transition to digital, at the beginning of an era of crystal-clear HDTV with new services that only digital can bring. We thank those who have come before us, and we look forward to another 50 years of service to our community. WFTV analog is now signing off, however our digital service continues. For more information, call 1-800-972-9388.

  • This is WLWT Cincinnati. It's the end of an era as WLWT now concludes all scheduled programming on our analog signal. It’s been a historic 61 years for WLWT analog TV. The first TV station in Cincinnati, the first NBC affiliate in the country, the first all colored television station in the country, the first digital station in Cincinnati, and now the last analog station to sign off. No other TV station in Cincinnati or the nation can match WLWT’s incredible history of talent and programming, a tradition which continues into today's digital era and beyond. And now, for the final time on analog television, this is WLWT Cincinnati. Programming news and weather continues on WLWT digital television 5-1, and on wlwt.com. This is Bill Myers, wishing you a very pleasant good night from Mount Auburn.

  • Throughout the day today, WBNS will discontinue our analog signal. THE PERMANENT DTV TRANSITION WILL TAKE PLACE AT APPROXIMATELY MIDNIGHT. If you have questions about the DTV transition, please call 1-877-220-1010 or 614-821-1010 or log on to www.10tv.com

  • In preparation for the JUNE 12th transition to DIGITAL TELEVISION - NBC 4 has ceased simulcasting it’s programming on its analog signal, Channel 4. NBC 4 will turn off its analog transmitter on JUNE 12th at 11:59 PM. If you can see and hear this message, YOU ARE NOT READY for the digital transition. WHAT SHOULD YOU DO? If you need a converter box, you can call 1-888-DTV-2009 or go to www.dtvanswers.com to sign up for a coupon to get a CONVERTER BOX at a reduced price. If you already have a DIGITAL CONVERTER BOX, you can INSTALL IT NOW with a UHF-VHF ANTENNA to enjoy free over-the-air DIGITAL TELEVISION. You can watch NBC 4 PROGRAMMING on our DIGITAL CHANNEL 4.1. DON’T DELAY! DIGITAL reception is different than ANALOG reception. You may need to REPOSITION your antenna or UPGRADE to a better antenna to receive ALL AVAILABLE DIGITAL CHANNELS DURING AND AFTER THE TRANSITION. YOU MAY HAVE TO RE-SCAN for available digital channels in your area. For more information: CALL 1-888-CALL-FCC or go to www.DTV2009.gov

  • You're watching KYW-TV. The switch to digital is happening now.

    If you are reading this message, you are not yet prepared for the digital transition. You must have a digital converter box, digital ready TV, or subscription based TV. Questions? Call 402-592-3333

    UK - 2010-2012[]

    BBC One Wales

    • Next on BBC one Wales: The true story of a man who built a record-breaking bike out of washing machine bits. No really, but that's for digital viewers only, because we've come to the end of the line for analog TV in Wales. To continue watching BBC One Wales, please switch to your digital service. This is BBC One Wales on analog, and in just a moment, it's been turned off along with all the remaining analog channels forever. This will complete digital switchover in Wales making us the first digital TV nation in the UK. Tomorrow you will need to retune your digital equipment again to pick up additional channels, if you need more information you can call Digital UK on 80456 50 50 50 lines are open from 6am or you can visit digitaluk.co.uk. And that really is it for analog television in Wales. Engineers are standing by to pull the plug as we reach another Welsh broadcasting landmark. Please switch to your digital service to continue watching BBC One Wales, but from everyone here at BBC Cymru Wales, goodbye to analog television.

  • And that concludes the last ever English language broadband broadcast on S4C analog, we like to thank channel 4 for 28 years. Television is going digital. And S4C will be totally Welsh channel for the end of March. You can contact us for more information on with the show.
  • Analogue transmission in Wales has come to a close. There will be no Channel 4 programmes on SFC after 30 March 2010. S4C is available on Sky 104, Freeview 004, Virgin TV 167, Freesat 104.

  • June 7, 2011

    Digital switchover at the Black Hill transmitter group will start tonight, meaning that viewers in Glasgow, Central Scotland, and Part Salsburgh will be losing BBC Two Scotland on analog permanently. With interruptions for BBC One Scotland and BBC Two Scotland on both analog and freeview overnight. By 6 o'clock tomorrow morning, BBC One and BBC Two Scotland will be available again to most viewers through Freeview, but if you, you'll need to retune your digital box or TV in order to pick it up. Viewers elsewhere in Scotland or who are watching on cable or satellite will not be affected. To find out more about the switch to digital in your area, or for any further help, you can contact Digital UK after 8am on 08456 50 50 50 or visit digitaluk.co.uk.

    Now some important transmitter information: Digital switchover at the Black Hill Transmitter group is completed tonight, meaning the viewers in Glasgow, Central Scotland, and Part Salsburgh will be losing BBC One Scotland on analog permanently. With interruptions on BBC one Scotland on freeview overnight, by 6:00 tomorrow morning, BBC Scotland will be available again to most viewers through freeview, but you need to retune your digital box or TV in order to pick it up. Viewers elsewhere in Scotland or who are watching on cable or satellite will not be affected. And incidentally, this marks the final switch-off on analog television for the hold of Scotland. For any further help, you can contact Digital UK after 8am on 08456 50 50 50 or visit digitaluk.co.uk. |Sep 21, 2011=

    Now if you live in Yorkshire or the West Midlands, here’s some important information: digital switchover is now complete, and that means no more analogue TV and also tonight, digital services will actually off air too after midnight. Everything will be back to normal by breakfast at 6:00 in the morning though, so to confirm again, that’s just for viewers in Yorkshire and the West Midlands. Right now on BBC One tonight’s film drama in the courtroom for Antony Hopkins and Morgan Freeman in Amistad.

    And that was the final program to be broadcast on analog BBC Two in London. Engineers were about to switch off what was Europe's first regular color television service when switched over from black and white in 1967. But now BBC two in London will be available only in digital, so for London's analog viewers, you've been watching BBC Two.

    And now the end of an era after more than 75 years, BBC television will cease broadcasting to London on analog. The BBC's director-general Mark Thompson is standing by to switch off the Crystal Palace transmitter from that moment on television on London will be digital only. So, one last time from the Capital's analog viewers, this is BBC One.

    This is BBC Two Northern Ireland, where programmes will continue in just a minute, unless you're watching on analogue television that is, yes, Northern Ireland's digital switchover starts here. Shortly, we'll be turning off this analogue channel forever, and overnight turning on some of the new high-power freeview transmitters. This will mean there'll be disruption to all BBC services on freeview through the night. Analogue BBC One Northern Ireland will also be off air in some areas. All remaining analogue television will cease transmission in two weeks time. If you, or someone you know needs help or advice with switching to digital or with retuning, you can contact digital Uk on 08456 50 50 50 from 8 o’clock tomorrow morning or you can visit the website at digitaluk.co.uk. So now analogue viewers should switch to their digital services to continue watching BBC Two Northern Ireland. If you're viewing on cable or satellite, you don't need to do anything. However, if you're watching on freeview, you may need to retune your equipment tomorrow, and again when digital switchover completes on the 24th of this month. After 48 and a half years this is where BBC Two says goodbye to analogue television.

    |This is BBC One Northern Ireland, where programmes will continue in a few moments unless you’re watching on analogue television. The final stage of digital switchover is about to get underway. In a few moments we’ll be turning off this and all the remaining analogue channels forever, and overnight turning on the remaining new high-power freeview transmitters. This will mean there’ll be disruption to some services on freeview through the night, and you may need to retune your TV or set-top box tomorrow. Satellite and cable viewers are not affected. If you, or someone you know needs help or advice with switching to digital or with retuning, you can contact digital Uk on 08456 50 50 50 from 8 o’clock tomorrow morning. Calls costs up to 5 pence per minute for most landlines though calls from mobiles may cost considerably more. You can also visit the website at digitaluk.co.uk which is information on how to retune. Analogue television has seen many technological advances and additions since the days of Baird and Marconi. From 405-line black and white to 625-line color, the introduction of Ceefax, the world’s teletext system, and My Cam stereo to name just a few. The move to digital television will allow technology to advance still further providing even more services, and so from tomorrow morning BBC One Northern Ireland will be available in high-definition on freeview, satellite and cable. Nigh though, we enter a new era of broadcasting as this becomes a fully digital UK. From the analogue BBC Television service, goodnight and goodbye.

    Australia - June 30, 2010 to December 10, 2013[]

    If this is the only service you can receive you need to convert to your television with a digital set top box or digital video recorder, or upgrade to a television with a built-in digital tuner. To find out more call the digital ready information line 1800 20 10 13

    This is Television 7, Brisbane.

    You’re watching Channel 7, as we say goodbye to the 57 years of Analogue TV.

    • This service is about to end. Channel 7 Sydney can be seen by a digital television and will no longer broadcast for old TVs. Please ensure you have a digital TV or digital set-top box so you can continue to enjoy channel 7 and our digital channels 7two and 7mate. For more information call (AU: 1800 20 10 13), or go to digitalready.gov.au.

    How do you do, ladies and gentlemen? This is a test transmission from HSV channel 7, the Herald-Sun Television station. These transmissions appear until the opening of the station on channel 7 on November 4th, 1956. This is Channel 7. Good evening everyone. HSV 7 will be closing down in a few moments because of the power strike, but before we do the news in this is Herald-Sun Television. The time is 9 o'clock.

    Japan - July 24, 2011 to March 31, 2012[]

    ご覧のアナログ放送の番組は, きょう正午に終了しました. 今後はデジタル放送でご覧ください. 総務省地デジコールセンター 0570-07-0101 NHKアナログ放送終了 お問い合わせセンター 0570-07-2011 (ご覧のアナログ放送の番組は, きょう正午に終了しました。今後はデジタル放送でご覧ください。お問い合わせは総務省地デジコールセンター0570 07 0101、またはNHKアナログ放送終了お問い合わせセンター0570 07 2011へお願いします)

    Nippon TV

    ご覧のアナログ放送の番組は, 本日正午に終了しました。今後はデジタル放送をお楽しみください。【お問い合わせ】総務省地デジコールセンター 0570-07-0101 日本テレビ視聴者センター 03-6215-4444

    (アナログ放送が7月24日正午に終了しました。お問い合わせは0570 07 0101まで)

    (JOAX-TV、第4チャンネル、こちらは日本テレビです)

    58年間ありがとうございました

    お知らせ: TBSテレビのアナログ放送の番組は, 本日正午に終了いたしました. 長い間、TBSテレビのアナログ放送をご覧いただき, ありがとうございました. 今後はデジタル放送の番組をお楽しみ下さい【お問い合わせ】 総務省地デジコールセンター 0570-07-0101 TBSテレビ視聴者センター 03-3746-6666

    (TBSテレビのアナログ放送の番組は本日正午に終了致しました。長い間アナログ放送をご覧頂き、ありがとうございました。今後はデジタル放送の番組をお楽しみ下さい。なお、このままではデジタル放送を見ることはできません。お問い合わせは0570 07 0101、総務省地デジコールセンター、または03 3746 6666、TBSテレビ視聴者センターまで)

    JORX-TV、TBSテレビジョン

    アナログ放送は終了します。 ありがとうございました。

    Fuji TV

    ご覧のアナログ放送の番組は, 本日正午に終了しました。今後はデジタル放送をお楽しみください。お問い合わせ 総務省地デジコールセンター 0570-07-0101 フジテレビ視聴者総合センター(午前9時30分~午後9時) 03-5531-1111

    (ご覧のアナログ放送の番組は本日正午に終了しました。今後はデジタル放送をお楽しみください。地デジに関するお問い合わせ総務省地デジコールセンター、0570 07 0101、フジテレビ視聴者総合センター、03 5531 1111まで)

    以上をもちまして、フジテレビのアナログ放送を終了致します。今後は地上デジタル放送をお楽しみください。

    (JOCX-TV、フジテレビです)

    TV Asahi

    ご覧のアナログ放送の番組は, 本日正午に終了しました。今後はデジタル放送をお楽しみください。【お問い合わせ】総務省地デジコールセンター 0570-07-0101 テレビ朝日視聴者窓口「はい!テレビ朝日です」 03-6406-5555

    (テレビ朝日からのお知らせです。ご覧のアナログ放送の番組は本日正午に終了しました。今後はデジタル放送をお楽しみください。お問い合わせはお近くのデジサポや総務省地デジコールセンター、電話0570 07 0101、またはテレビ朝日視聴者窓口、はいテレビ朝日です、電話03 6406 5555までお願い致します。テレビ朝日はデジタル放送では5チャンネルです)

    アナログ放送はまもなく終了します 今後はデジタル放送をお楽しみください

    (JOEX-TV、テレビ朝日です)

    ご覧のアナログ放送の番組は, 本日正午に終了しました。今後はデジタル放送をお楽しみください。【お問い合わせ】総務省地デジコールセンター 0570-07-0101 テレビ東京 03-5470-7777

    (テレビ東京からのお知らせです。ご覧のアナログ放送の番組は本日正午に終了しました。今後はデジタル放送をお楽しみください。お問い合わせは総務省地デジコールセンター、電話0570 07 0101、またはテレビ東京、電話03 5470 7777までお願い致します。)

    JOTX-TV

    ご覧のアナログ放送の番組は, 本日正午に終了しました。今後はデジタル放送をお楽しみください。【お問い合わせ】総務省地デジコールセンター 0570-07-0101 TOKYO MXパブリックセンター 0570-00-1400 (本日は午後6時まで)

    (ご覧のアナログ放送の番組は本日正午に終了しました。今後はデジタル放送をお楽しみください。お問い合わせは総務省地デジコールセンター0570 07の0101、またはTokyo MXパブリックセンター0570 00の1400です。パブリックセンターは本日午後6時まで、明日は朝9時から受け付けております)

    Tokyo MX - JOMX-TV

    ご覧のアナログ放送の番組は, 本日正午に終了しました。今後はデジタル放送をお楽しみください。【お問い合わせ】 デジサポ神奈川コールセンター 045-345-0110 tvk受信相談係 045-651-1711(本日は18時まで)

    Hope you have a wonderful day. Thank you for tuning into TVK. こちらはtvkです。JOKM-TV.

    まもなく, tvkのアナログ放送は完全終了します

    TV Hokkaido

    アナログ放送の番組を終了します。このあとは、地上デジタル「7チャンネル」でお楽しみください。

    ご覧のアナログ放送の番組は, 本日正午に終了しました。今後はデジタル放送をお楽しみください。【お問い合わせ】総務省地デジコールセンター 0570-07-0101 テレビ北海道視聴者センター 011-218-1507

    JOHI-TV、こちらは、テレビ北海道です。まもなく、アナログ放送を終了させていただきます。長い間ご覧いただき、誠にありがとうございました。今後は、地上デジタル放送をお楽しみください。

    Nagasaki Culture

    長崎文化放送からのお知らせです。ご覧のアナログ放送の番組は, 本日正午に終了しました。今後はデジタル放送をお楽しみください。【お問い合わせ】デジサポ長崎 電話095-804-5500 または NCC長崎文化放送 電話095-843-7000までお願い致します。

    JOXI-TV こちらはNCC長崎文化放送です。

    アナログの放送はまもなく終了いたします。長い間のご視聴誠にありがとうございました。今後は、NCC長崎文化放送のデジタル5チャンネルでお楽しみください。

    TV Aichi

    ご覧のアナログ放送の番組は, 本日正午に終了しました。今後はデジタル放送をお楽しみください。【お問い合わせ】総務省地デジコールセンター 0570-07-0101 デジサポ愛知 052-308-3930 テレビ愛知 052-203-0250までお願い致します。

    これまでアナログ放送をご覧いただきありがとうございました。今後はデジタル放送でテレビ愛知の番組をお楽しみください

    JOCI-TV JOCI-TAM

    Nagano Broadcast

    ご覧のアナログ放送(長野放送)の番組は本日正午に終了しました。今後はデジタル放送をお楽しみください。[ご相談先] デジサポ長野 026-233-5501 総務省地デジコールセンター 0570-07-0101 長野放送視聴者室 026-227-3000

    JOLH-TV こちらはNBS長野放送です

    NBS長野放送のアナログ放送は終了いたします。長い間ご覧いただきありがとうございました。

    お知らせ: TBCテレビのアナログ放送の番組は, 本日正午に終了いたしました. 長い間、TBCテレビのアナログ放送をご覧いただき, ありがとうございました. 今後はデジタル放送の番組をお楽しみください。デジサポ宮城 022-745-1500 東北放送視聴者センター 022-229-1111 東北放送アナログテレビ放送はまもなく終了となります。53年の長きにったる御視聴ありがとうございました。

    ご覧のBSNアナログ放送の番組は本日正午に終了しました。今後はデジタル放送をお楽しみください。お問い合わせ ◆総務省地デジコールセンター 0570-07-0101 デジサポ新潟 025-333-0011 BSN地デジ相談デスク(本日のみ)025-232-1020へお願いします

    JODR-TV。ご覧のBSNアナログテレビ放送は、まもなく完全に電波を停止します。今後は、デジタル放送で、BSNの番組をお楽しみ下さい。

    TV Yamanashi

    ご覧のアナログ放送の番組は, 本日正午に終了しました。今後はデジタル放送をお楽しみください。【お問い合わせ】デジサポ山梨 055-213-2200 UTY テレビ山梨 055-232-1111

    昭和45年(1970年) JOGI-TV・UTYテレビ山梨は県内2番目の民放テレビ局として本放送を開始。これまで41年間に渡り、UTYのアナログ放送は山梨の情報・文化を様々な番組を通してお茶の間にお伝えしてきました。そして本日、アナログ放送はその使命を終えようとしています。こちらは、JOGI-TV テレビ山梨のアナログ放送です。ご覧頂いてきましたアナログ放送は、本日を持ちまして終了いたします。引き続きデジタル放送で番組をお楽しみ下さい。長い間ご視聴頂き、ありがとうございました。

    ご覧のアナログ放送の番組は, 本日正午に終了しました。今後はデジタル放送をお楽しみください。【お問い合わせ】総務省地デジコールセンター 0570-07-0101 CBC視聴者センター 052-241-8111

    JOAR-TV CBCテレビ

    この放送は、CBCテレビアナログ放送です。CBCテレビでは、1956年12月1日からアナログ放送を皆様にお送りしてまいりました。(放送開始から55年、)長きにわたり、アナログ放送をご覧いただき、ありがとうございました。このあと、アナログ放送は終了します。これからは、CBCテレビデジタル放送でお楽しみ下さい。

    ご覧のアナログ放送の番組は, 本日正午に終了しました。今後はデジタル放送をお楽しみください。【お問い合わせ】デジサポ広島 082-553-0101 RCC視聴者センター 082-222-1155

    JOER-TV JOEE-TV 52年にわたるご視聴ありがとうございました。これからはデジタル放送でお楽しみ下さい。

    JOER-TV、JOEE-TV。ご覧の放送は、RCC中国放送です。52年にわたり、アナログ放送をご覧いただき、ありがとうございました。これをもちまして、アナログ放送を終了いたします。これからは、デジタル放送で、RCCテレビをお楽しみ下さい。

    ご覧のアナログ放送の番組は, 本日正午に終了しました。今後はデジタル放送をお楽しみください。【お問い合わせ】デジサポ愛媛 089-903-0101 JOEH-TV あいテレビです。ご覧のアナログ放送はまもなく終了いたします。長らくのご愛顧ありがとうございました。

    ご覧のアナログ放送はまもなく終了します。長らくのご愛顧ありがとうございました。JOUH-TVサンテレビジョン ご覧のアナログ放送の番組は, 本日正午に終了しました。今後はデジタル放送をお楽しみください。【お問い合わせ】総務省地デジコールセンター 0570-07-0101 サンテレビジョン 078-303-3137

    Taiwan - May 7th thru June 30th, 2012[]

    Taiwan Television (TTV)

    類比無線電視訊號已關閉
    親愛的觀眾朋友, 您好
    您若是看到這則訊息, 代表您家的電視仍舊是接收類比無線電視訊號。此區已於5/7至6/30關閉類比無線電視訊號。
    請您儘速安裝數位電視機上盒及天線, 完成數位轉換。 低收入戶尚未安裝機上盒者, 請儘速洽技服中心0800-2012-06免費為您服務。
    如有任何收視疑問, 請撥免付費專線:

    • 台灣電視公司 0800-058-886
    • NCC技服中心 0800-2012-06

    China Television (CTV)

    類比無線電視訊號已關閉
    親愛的觀眾朋友, 您好!!
    您若是看到這則訊息, 代表您家的電視仍舊是接收類比無線電視訊號。此區已於5月7日至6月30日關閉類比無線電視訊號。
    請您儘速安裝數位電視機上盒及天線, 完成數位轉換。 低收入戶尚未安裝機上盒者, 請儘速洽NCC技術服務中心0800-2012-06免費為您服務。
    如有任何收視疑問, 請撥免付費專線:

    • 中視觀眾服務專線 0800-012-258
    • NCC技術服務中心 0800-2012-06

    CTS Television

    類比無線電視訊號已關閉!!
    親愛的觀眾朋友, 您好
    您若是看到這則訊息, 代表您家的電視仍舊是接收類比無線電視訊號。此區已於5月7日至6月30日關閉類比無線電視訊號。
    請您儘速洽購安裝數位電視機上盒及天線, 完成數位轉換。低收入戶尚未安裝機上盒者, 請儘速洽NCC技術服務中心0800-2012-06免費為您服務。
    如有任何收視疑問, 請撥免付費專線:

    • 中華電視公司客服中心 0800-069789
    • NCC技術服務中心 0800-2012-06

    Formosa Teleivision (FTV)

    類比無線電視訊號已關閉!!
    親愛的觀眾朋友, 您好
    您若是看到這則訊息, 代表您家的電視仍舊是接收類比無線電視訊號。此區已於5/7至6/30關閉類比無線電視訊號。
    請您儘速安裝數位電視機上盒及天線, 完成數位轉換。 低收入戶尚未安裝機上盒者, 請儘速洽NCC技術服務中心0800-2012-06免費為您服務。
    如有任何收視疑問, 請撥免付費專線:

    • 民視電視公司 0800-055-066
    • NCC技術服務中心 0800-2012-06

    Public Television Service

    類比無線電視訊號已關閉 親愛的觀眾朋友, 如果您看到這則訊息, 代表您仍然接收類比無線電視。此區已於5月7日至6月30日關閉類比無線電視訊號。
    請您儘速安裝數位電視機上盒及天線, 完成數位轉換。 低收入戶尚未安裝機上盒者, 請儘速洽NCC技術服務中心0800-2012-06免費為您服務。
    如有任何收視疑問, 請撥免付費專線

    • 公視服務專線 02-2633-2000
    • NCC技服中心 0800-2012-06

    Switzerland - May 19, 2015[]

    UPC Cablecom has ceased the analogue television services in your region.

    • Change now to digital television.
    • You can find more information here:upc-Cablecom.ch/digital, 0800-800-444, In The Shops and Service Points of UPC Cablecom, with your local TV retailer.
    Singapore - 2 January 2019[]

    Analogue TV has ceased.

    • To continue watching Mediacorp TV channels, please switch to Digital TV. For assistance - Toll-free, www.digitaltv.sg, Nearest Community Center / Club. Catch all your favorite Mediacorp TV channels on Toggle: Mobile Devices, Smart TVs, Computers, Apple TV, Chromecast. Watch now on Toggle.sg
    • “模拟电视" (Analogue TV) 已停播。若想继续收看新传媒的节目, 请转换为数码电视。如果需要协助, 您可: 拨电 1800-388-4357; 上网 www.digitaltv.sg; 亲临 邻近的民众联络所 / 俱乐部貿 (2019年1月2 至 6日, 下午2时 至 晚上9时)
    myFreeview[]

    Please switch over to myFreeview Digital TV broadcast.

    • Method 1: Connect a DVB-T2 decoder and UHF Aerial to your TV
    • Method 2: Connect a UHF Aerial to your iDTV.
      • Sep 30 2019 - Analogue TV broadcasts have turned to myFreeview Digital TV broadcasts in the central & southern regions of Malaysia.
    Hong Kong - Nov 30th, 2020 at 23:59 HKT[]
    • Jade: 模擬電視廣播將於今晚23:59終止,請轉往數碼頻道81台繼續收看翡翠台節目。(Analogue TV broadcast will end tonight at 23:59. Please switch to digital channel 81 to continue watching TVB Jade programmes.)
      • 模擬電視廣播將於今晚11點59分終止,請轉往數碼頻道81台繼續收看翡翠台節目。(Analogue TV broadcast is ending tonight at 11:59 PM. Please switch to digital channel 81 to continue watching TVB Jade programmes.)
    • Pearl: Analogue transmission will be switched off tonight at 23:59. Please switch to digital channel 84 for programmes on Pearl.
      • The last minute of the National Geographic "Genius" from TVB Pearl, at 23:58 HKT.
      • Sunday night: "Eight Legged Freaks" at 9:30 pm on Pearl's Weekend Blockbuster!
    • RTHK 31a, 33a: 你正在收看的模擬電視廣播將於深夜12時結束。請轉看本台數碼電視頻道31或33。 (This analogue TV service will end at midnight. Please switch to RTHK digital channel 31 or 33 for watching.)
    Mainland China - 2015-2021[]

    Event messages[]

    "The Love Boat (Already Expired)"

    Language Text Translation
    English This party room has expired. Stay tuned for our future events!

    This event has ended. Stay tuned for our future events!

    Japanese "既に期限切れです、今後のパーティールームをお楽しみください!" (終了済み)

    "このイベントは終了しました。今後のイベントにご注目ください!"

    "Already expired, enjoy the upcoming party room!" (Ended)

    "This event has ended. Stay tuned for upcoming events!"

    Chinese "此节日房间已过期。请继续参与以后的活动哦!" (节日活动已结束)

    "本次活动已结束,请继续参与以后的活动哦!"

    "This holiday room has expired. Please continue to participate in future events!" (The holiday event has ended)

    "This event has ended, please continue to participate in future events!"

    Korean "이 파티 룸은 종료되었습니다. 다음 이벤트를 기다려주세요!"

    "이벤트가 종료되었습니다. 다음 이벤트를 기다려주세요!"

    "This party room is closed. Please wait for the next event!"

    "The event has ended. Please wait for the next event!"

    "Summer's Fairy Tale (Coming soon)"

    • This room will open on 6.18.2021!
    • "此房间将于2021.6.18开启,敬请期待!"
    • "このお部屋は2021.6.18に公開、お楽しみに!"
    • "2021.6.18에 열립니다!"

    New Google Search messages[]

    UPDATE Tuesday, February 9th, 2021: This Google Search message feature has rolled out to other countries/languages as well.

    • EN: It looks like there aren't many great matches for your search.
    • ES: Al parecer, no hay buenas coincidencias para tu búsqueda
    • CN: 好像没有与您的搜索内容特别匹配的结果
    • JP: 検索条件と十分に一致する結果が見つかりません。
    • KR: 검색어와 일치하는 유용한 결과가 없는 것 같습니다

    Google Images Search messages[]

    UPDATE Monday, February 22nd, 2021: This Google Images Search message feature has rolled out to other countries/languages as well.

    • EN: The rest of the results might not be what you're looking for. See more anyway
    • ES: Es posible que el resto de los resultados no sean los que buscas. Ver más de todas formas
    • CN: 其余结果可能不是您要找的内容。仍然查看更多结果
    • JP: これ以降の結果は期待する内容と一致しない場合があります。引き続き他の画像を見る
    • KR: 나머지 검색결과는 내가 찾고 있는 항목이 아닐 수도 있습니다. 검색결과 더보기
    • We now return to English language programming on TVB Pearl.
    • We now take a break from English language programming on TVB Pearl. The following programme is in Putonghua.
    • We will now take a break from our English language programming on TVB Pearl. The following program is in sign language with Cantonese.
    • A change in transmission of digital Pearl and Jade Channels may cause reception problem in some set-top boxes and iDTVs. Should this happen, please rescan the digital channels on your set-top box or iDTV to continue watching
    • Digital channel 84 Pearl will be rearranged soon at 3:00 am. When the signal goes out, viewers must rescan the digital channels on the digital TV or set top box to continue watching digital channel 84 Pearl.

    Program changes[]

    Pearl[]

    • We just like to let you know that due to program change, tomorrow’s edition of the TVBS news and CCTV news will be preempted.

    Coming up next[]

    Pearl[]

    • 2003 - And we continue our program line up here on Pearl shortly with Simply Yo-Yo.. Stay with us.
      • For a latest in American and European financial markeys stay with us now in our lab for World Market Update.
    • Coming up shorty we hand you over the news department for another summary of the day's stories in the News Roundup.
    • 2005 - And we continue our program line up here on Pearl with our Holiday Feature: stay with us for the Borrowers.
    • 2009 - You’re tuned with TVB Pearl. Absolutely stay with us for the news you can use in Bloomberg Weekend News.
    • 2010 - You’re watching TVB Pearl. Absolutely it’s all today’s top stories in CCTV News - Live which is presented in English.
    • 2012 - Coming up great fast skateboard action in NBA Line 2011/2012 - Minnesota Timberwolves Vs Los Angeles Clippers.
    • 2013 - Absolutely on Pearl: it’s all today’s top stories in the News at Seven-Thirty, followed by Weather Report.
      • You’re watching TVB Pearl. Absolutely hand you over to the News Department for some of all the day’s top stories in the News Roundup.
      • And for the next half an hour here on TVB Pearl: the avast world of business and finance in Money Magazine.
    • 2016 - Coming up on Pearl: there’s more coloring delight in store! Stay with us for Heston’s Recipe for Romance!
      • You’re with TVB Pearl. Absolutely on program lineup we present The Works. Stay with us!
    • 2017 - Absolutely get back top in the world of secret lies in scandal: Vile vilas starts in How to Get Away with Murder.
      • You're watching TVB Pearl. Absolutely stay with us for Hour of Power, which is a bilingual presentation.
      • Coming up in our Weekend Blockbuster: is the Comedian adventure, as Ben Stiller starts in The Secret Life of Walter Mitty.
    • 2018 - Absolutely on Pearl: Join the contestants as they circumnavigate the world for a prize of $1,000,000 in the Amazing Race!
      • You're with TVB pearl. Up shortly in a program lineup it's Posh Pawn. Stay with us!
      • You're watching TVB Pearl. Up shortly for more in-depth interviews and stories stay with us for 60 Minutes;
      • Coming up shortly on TVB Pearl: Getting to the heart of the matter. Stay with us for Straight Talk.
      • We continue our early morning lineup here on Pearl with the CCTV News, which is presented in Mandarin.
      • Coming up on Pearl: for ninja fluence on the financial world around us, stay with us for The Market Update.
      • You're watching TVB Pearl. Absolutely it’s a retrospective look in Today in History.
      • Coming up in our Movie of the Month: an adventure into a mammal metropolis where various animals live and thrive, it's Zootopia!
      • Coming up in out Late Late shoe: he's back with his demigod crew for another adventure in Percy Jackson Sea of Monsters.
      • Up shortly genetically engineered to be the perfect killing machine: stay with us for a Weekend Blockbuster "Hitman Agent 47"!
    • Thank you for tuning in to TVB Pearl. Up shortly we present “Power Tracks”. Stay with us!
    • 2019 - Thank you for joining us here on TVB Pearl. Up shortly it's News Report with Sign Language.

    ATV[]

    World[]

    • 2006 - This is ATV World. Coming up next: the Financial Information Service. Please note the following information is for reference only.

    ViuTVsix[]

    • Coming up next: Lukas Graham: Live from Houston.

    Closedown Transmissions dialogs[]

    WCMZ-TV[]

    • April 23, 2018 - This station will cease broadcasting, effective Monday, April 23 at 11:59 p.m. WCMZ-TV's license was sold to the FCC to free up broadcast spectrum space for wireless and mobile broadband services. For additional information, go to wcmu.org/wcmztv.
      • WCMZ-TV Flint Michigan is owned and operated by Central Michigan University. As a result of the federal communication spectrum action, the station will cease broadcasting at 11:59:59pm, April 23rd, 2018. To our viewers, thank you for your support.
      • WCMZ, the station previously carried on this cable channel has ceased operations.

    Pearl[]

    • 1987 - This is the Pearl channel operating by TVB, closing down transmission for the night.
    • 1994 - Thank you for watching TVB Pearl. We are now closing down transmission for today. Please tune into TVB Pearl for more quality programming tomorrow. Until then, good night!
    • 1997 - Thank you for watching TVB Pearl. We are now closing down transmission for the morning. We will resume in afternoon with Sesame Street. Don’t forget to join us then!
    • 2003
      • AM - Thank you for joining us for our special presentation. Please join us again when we resume programming with a children's programs.
      • PM - We are now closing down transmission for the day. Please join us tomorrow for more great programs. Until then, good night!
    • 2005 - We are now closing down transmission on TVB Pearl. Please join us again when programs resume.
    • 2007 - We are now closing down on transmission on TVB Pearl. Our programming will resume with RTHK Education TV at 2 o'clock, followed by children's programs. Don't forget to join us then!
    • 2016 - present - We will now take a transmission break on TVB Pearl. Please join us again when programming returns.

    Cartoon Network[]

    • We interrupt normal programming to bring you an urgent announcement! Cartoon Network is now 24 hours a day, but only on cable! To plug into the Toons World system form dust to dawn, call your nearest cable operator! You could watch the world’s first non-stop round-the-clock Cartoon party! Toons are more energy than ever before! Cartoon Network’s wired up and wide awake whatever the time! Contact your local cable operator and make connection with the first and only 24-hour Cartoon Network! Now back to a normal programming.

    ATV[]

    World[]

    • 2007 - 2016 Thank you for watching ATV World, join us again for more viewing when broadcasting resumes.

    ViuTVsix (ViuTV6)[]

    • 2016 - present - Thank you for watching ViuTV six Join us at 9AM for more viewing

    Opening transmission dialogs[]

    Pearl[]

    • 1989 - This is the pearl channel operated by TVB, opening transmission for the day.
    • 2005 - Good morning, and welcome to TVB Pearl. Our programs will begin shortly, so please stay tuned.
    • 2007 - Good afternoon and welcome to TVB Pearl. Our programs will begin shortly, so please stay tuned.
    • 2009 - present - You're watching TVB Pearl. Please stay tuned. Our programming will begin shortly.

    ATV[]

    World[]

    • 2006-2016 - This is ATV World, stay tuned for today's great programmes, and we hope you enjoy them.

    Before show starts[]

    Programs contain bilingual[]

    J2[]

    • Please note the following programs will be broadcast in
      • Cantonese/Japanese.
      • Cantonese/Korean
      • cantonese/English
      • cantonese/putonghua.

    ViuTV[]

    (The following is an English/Putonghua program with Chinese subtitles, so stay tuned.)

    ViuTVsix[]

    • English and Chinese subtitles are available for this program.
    • The following programme will be broadcast in Putonghua.

    Advertising[]

    • The following program contains indirect advertising

    PG (Parental Guidance)[]

    Pearl[]

    • Parental guidance is suggested for the following program with occasional coarse language.
    • Parental guidance is suggested for the following program with occasional coarse language and violence.
    • Parental guidance is suggested for the following program with occasional scenes of violence.
    • Parental guidance is suggested for the following programme with occasional disturbing scenes.
    • Parental guidance is suggested for the following program with frequent disturbing scenes.
    • Parental guidance is suggested for the following program with occasional disturbing scenes and coarse language.
    • Parental guidance is suggested for the following programme with occasional adult elements and undesirable behaviour.
    • Parental guidance is suggested for the following programme with occasional portrayal of undesirable behavior.
    • Parental guidance is suggested for the following programme with occasional disturbing scenes and violence.
    • Parental guidance is suggested for the following program concerning subject matter of a sensitive nature.
    • Parental guidance is suggested for the following program with occasional frightening scenes.
    • Parental guidance is suggested for the following program with frequent disturbing and frightening scenes.
    • Parental guidance is suggested for the following programme with occasional surgical scenes.
    • Parental guidance is suggested for the following program with occasional scenes of child birth.
    • Parental guidance is suggested for the following program with occasional dangerous acts not to be imitated.
    • Parental guidance is suggested for the following program with occasional disturbing scenes and dangerous acts which must not be imitated.
    • Parental guidance is suggested for the following program with extremely disturbing and dangerous acts which must not be imitated
    • Parental guidance is suggested for the following program with occasional scenes of nudity.
    • Parental guidance is suggested for the following program with occasional drinking and smoking scenes.
    • Parental guidance is suggested for the following program with occasional frightening scenes and violence.
    • Parental guidance is suggested for the following program with frequent frightening scenes and violence.
    • Parental guidance is suggested for the following program with occasional adult elements and coarse language.
    • Parental guidance is suggested for the following program with occasional coarse language, violence and undesirable behavior.
    • Parental guidance is suggested for the following program with occasional disturbing scenes and nudity
    • Parental guidance is suggested for the following program with occasional disturbing and surgical scenes
    • Parental guidance is suggested for the following program with occasional disturbing scenes and undesirable behavior

    ATV[]

    World[]
    • Please note the following program is classified under the category of Parental Guidance.
    • The following programme contains occasional adult elements and undesirable language. Parental guidance is recommended.
    • The following programme contains undesirable language, adult elements and scenes of a violent and disturbing nature. parental guidance is recommended.

    ViuTVsix[]

    • Parental guidance is recommended for the following programme with occasional undesirable behaviour.
    • Parental guidance is recommended for the following programme with occasional adult elements.
    • Parental guidance is recommended for the following programme with occasional coarse language and undesirable behaviour.
    • Parental guidance is recommended for the following programme with occasional adult elements, coarse language and undesirable behaviour.

    Radio Television Hong Kong[]

    RTHK 31[]
    • (The following program contains materials of sexual nature. Parental guidance is recommended.)
    • (The following program contains occasional disturbing scenes. Parental guidance is recommended.)
    • (Parental guidance is suggested for the following programme with occasional scenes of smoking and undesirable behaviour.)

    Fantastic TV[]

    Hong Kong International Business Channel (HKIBC)[]
    • (The following program contains adult content, sexuality and depictions of undesirable behavior. Parental guidance is advised.)
    • (The following program contains references to sensitive issues, depictions of undesirable behavior and violence. Parental guidance is advised.)

    M (Mature)[]

    Pearl[]

    • The following programme containing disturbing scenes and violence is intended for mature audience only.
    • The following program containing disturbing scenes, portrayal of drug abuse and adult elements is intended for mature audience only.
    • The following program containing adult elements and violence is intended for mature audience only.

    ViuTvsix[]

    • The following program is rated M for mature audience. It contains explicit adult elements, coarse language and nudity.

    RTHK 31[]

    • (The following program contains adult elements and coarse language, It is suitable for grown-ups only.)

    AO (Adults Only, 18+)[]

    • Restricted to 18 and over (Australia)

    During the show[]

    • Our regular programme will resume shortly, We apologize for the inconvenience caused
    • We are experiencing technical difficulties, We will be back shortly